Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[Jaded Optimist]

Everytime I saw those tweets ripping into Chris unnecessarily harshly I wondered how pathetic that person must be.

Now I know how deep the rabbit hole goes.

 

[Zarkov]

I'm crafty and cunning

Clearly we don't have the same definition of the word "cunning".

 

[Gazed too deep]

I expected this guy to be exceptional but holy shit. And this is what was dug up in like what, a day? Jesus shit.

 

[Asperchewy]

Saw this coming from a mile away!

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

A shining testament to the art of troll-shielding. What a master class. Godspeed you A-logging, furry degenerate, paypal fraudster.

 

[bearycool]

In the "wise" words of @Totem Sanic

"Yiff Yiff! Die, chris, Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

 

[LofaSofa]

Say that fur suit seems awfully familiar..

Spoiler

 

[Kari Kamiya]

That newspaper clipping is one of the funniest shit I've seen in print. Like holy shit. So this guy is an otherkin? Wonder what he did to the Mitch Fox fursuit after that interview.

 

[Globe]

and here i was thinking he was just another one of @Financhu Crisis' socks.

 

[JSGOTI]

It truly is Christmas in July now.
Lucas came back and sperged out on his newest sock, but even that spectacle is completely shadowed by this Totem Sanic.
So much content, and I look forward to seeing just how deep this rabbit hole of insanity goes.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Jiggling Jesus Christ...

That's what you get for being a sperg and pissing off the wrong people. But at least we now have confirmation that this moron is harping on Chris as a means to trollshield.

In the other thread, people were wondering if he was actually underage cause they didn't buy into the birthdate of 4th of July 1976. Turns out he's actually 53 years old.

@Michael J Hirtes, was getting doxed part of your plan?

 

[OwO What's This?]

It truly is Christmas in July now.
Lucas came back and sperged out on his newest sock, but even that spectacle is completely shadowed by this Totem Sanic.
So much content, and I look forward to seeing just how deep this rabbit hole of insanity goes.

*Christmas in JULAAAYYYY

 

[Zarkov]

At least I didn't spergout at Null when he reprimanded me about a week or so ago for fucking with Mark Citadel, I just simply complied and did what he told me to do, he's the boss around here.

What a good boy you are.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

and here i was thinking he was just another one of @Financhu Crisis' socks.

It really is getting hard to keep up with all of it.

I'm sure he'll be back under another chris-related name soon.

 

[Pepito The Cat]

 

[Pina Colada]

Just like clockwork. Or rather, cuckoo clockwork.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I am in no way advocating people throwing money at Chris, but these edglords always expose themselves anytime Chris makes a little bit of bank.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Sometimes, "lol calm down" isn't just a shitpost, but actually solid advice

 

[Y2K Baby]

I didn't expect this. R.i.p

 

[Flustercuck]

I'd say good riddance, but there's no dance with degenerates like him, only rides