Trump Enslavement Syndrome - Orange man good. /r/The_Donald and any public demonstration of rabid pro-Trump enthusiasm in spite of all reason.

[Pedophobe]

This is generally my stance when it comes to debating whether or not Iran would have happened under Democrats.

It might have happened but it wouldn't have happened like this.

They don't need to be paid to subvert human beings, it's in their innate racial nature.

What about his innate racial need to get paid?

There WAS a time in which we were ruled by rich retards who WEREN’T cruel and it was considered our golden age

But then those niggers in Ghobekli Tepe ruined everything.

 

[Nonga Tork]

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Catholic larping is insane.
I wish the Pope would excommunicate a high profile fake Catholic like Vance to send a message to lunatics like this.

Local Catholic woman reinvents Protestantism from first principles because the pope dared criticize the Great Orange One.

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What the fuck. I've never seen anything like that gray... object served as food. This is so fucking grim.

It kind of looks like a single strip of poor quality gyro meat without a sandwich to put it in. But it's shiny, and gyro meat isn't shiny so who the fuck knows.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I especially despise ZOGianity is because a big part of the point of it, in its original conception and the way people keep returning to it, is that God is something that transcends nations, culture and the strife of this world, it is all so much noise. Your home isn’t here, the state isn’t your savior. Then this becomes, somehow, a war cry for building other peoples ethnostates, you’ve got US flags inside of churches. It is evil.

 

[JaneThough]

Yes, stick an animal’s teat in your mouth. No way there’ll be bacteria.

The gay rumors don’t stop with the right.

 

[The Hungry African]

Charlie Kirk didn't seem like a conspiracy to me, but I haven't looked deeply into it.
With the Trump thing, I don't think you need to deeply look into it. Basic intuition tells you that things don't work the way they did that day. Spoiled billionaires aren't WWE caricatures who get up after being shot and say 'fight fight fight' for a photo op while SS neglects the most fundamental reason for their existence so prez can do his picture perfect photo shoot. That alone should make you very skeptical of the events. And it fits with Trump's whole 'outsider' brand. He's really taking on the establishment! They want him dead (either the left or the deep state who he feeds trillions of tax dollars to like such an enemy)!! God protected him! I think evangelists are about the only ones dumb enough to support Trump anymore, so it was probably produced especially for them.

Occam's Razor is usually correct in cases like these. Secret Services fucked up because they are useless, complacent gun thugs who haven't had to deal with a direct threat to a president's life since Reagan. The shooter missed because he is was a useless, brainrotted zoomer who went for some COD headshot instead of center mass. Trump did the whole "fight fight fight" shit because he is literally a WWE caricature. Just watch some of his stuff with Vince and Bobby Lashley. On top of that do you really think that the administration that is currently arguing with the fucking Pope over what is real Catholicism is has the subtlety and precision to pull something like that off? One tiny fuck up and the shooter accidentally blows Donnie's face off.

 

[The Fuck's Going On Here]

Is anyone honestly surprised by that, lol. You figure someone that rich would have gotten a decent education.

You have to remember, the rich don't have a problem with socialism. They have a problem when they are losing money because of it.
It's why they rail against taxes on them or mandatory worker protections and shit. But you don't see a single rich person against getting bail-outs when their company is floundering.

 

[Taser Confetti]

Yes, stick an animal’s teat in your mouth. No way there’ll be bacteria.

A lot of right wingers fetishize rural life but will never actually interact with livestock. If they did they’d realize cows (and all livestock) are disgusting animals and half your job is treating diseases that just pop up from barnyard animals being barnyard animals. Those udders are always encrusted in fecal matter and people used to die from unpasteurized milk all the time.

 

[TheVoodooThatJewDo]

Occam's Razor is usually correct in cases like these. Secret Services fucked up because they are useless, complacent gun thugs who haven't had to deal with a direct threat to a president's life since Reagan. The shooter missed because he is was a useless, brainrotted zoomer who went for some COD headshot instead of center mass. Trump did the whole "fight fight fight" shit because he is literally a WWE caricature. Just watch some of his stuff with Vince and Bobby Lashley. On top of that do you really think that the administration that is currently arguing with the fucking Pope over what is real Catholicism is has the subtlety and precision to pull something like that off? One tiny fuck up and the shooter accidentally blows Donnie's face off.

i disagree with all of your premises.

just because SS hasn't dealt with a shooting lately doesn't mean they stop training for it. it is the main reason they exist.
the amateur shooter wouldn't come close to trump from 150 yards, with a red dot sight on an AR and police/snipers breathing down his neck.
if trump really had a bullet graze his head, he would be fight fight fighting to not shit his pants as he ran away, flailing his limbs and sobbing. he is not some badass war hero. he was born into luxury and has probably never even been in a "fight fight fight", let alone had someone shoot at him.
the admin didn't do it. it was the CIA most likely. if you read about their history, this is not really a crazy theory.

its much more crazy to believe the mainstream version of events IMO.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

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What the fuck. I've never seen anything like that gray... object served as food. This is so fucking grim.

It looks like this.

 

[AltisticRight]

I think the orange failed assassination conspiracy is getting a little ridiculous. The photographer captured the bullet with his camera.
Unless we're really willing to add another conspirator to the pile which includes all the press photographers there (by claiming he Photoshopped the trace in), this seals it. It was a real attempt. An unfortunately futile one.
At some point conspiracies go off the rails into cope territory. It's like flat earthers claiming the entire world's scientific community is in on the "coverup" and every plant is round, except ours, because.

Sean Hannity says he no longer considers himself Catholic because the Pope doesn’t support Trumps war

Unbelievable how many people he’s gonna undeniably lead to hell because of his Americanism heresy.

Was that fat goofy warhawk ever Catholic?
It seems like there's a worrying level of Catholic hate brewing. It used to be confined to Reddit atheist edgelords making easily addressed kid diddling statements. From Hispanic illegal workers (largely Catholic) to his supporters cursing the Pope. Now pundits are demonising Catholics simply due to a war America started. I hope nobody is that deranged.

I'm not sure if it was lowered or just wind tbh. Why would they not have it already lowered? I don't get that.

It's just the wind. The flag is massive.

cows (and all livestock) are disgusting animals and half your job is treating diseases that just pop up from barnyard animals being barnyard animals. Those udders are always encrusted in fecal matter and people used to die from unpasteurized milk all the time.

And one has to wonder why so many A&N jannies burn out in a year dealing with cattle.

 

[TheVoodooThatJewDo]

I think the orange failed assassination conspiracy is getting a little ridiculous. The photographer captured the bullet with his camera.
Unless we're really willing to add another conspirator to the pile which includes all the press photographers there (by claiming he Photoshopped the trace in), this seals it. It was a real attempt. An unfortunately futile one.

I already mentioned the bullet caught by the camera. So what? Yeah its not feasible that CIA could infiltrate domestic media...and it wouldn't require "all the press photographers" to fake one image....

And if it was a real bullet that they semi-miraculously happened to catch go by, that was shot after Trump ducked for cover...not sure what that proves for you. Did they get a picture of a bullet grazing his ear??? You are playing checkers and you think everyone else is too. Just because a lot of the government is incompetent doesn't mean they can't pull off some wild shit.

Your whole refutation of all the points made is "there's a picture of a bullet going by the podium". Very weak response. The ignoring and denying of the plain reality of that staged goyslop event is getting a little ridiculous. Someone who studies history and understands people/society a little please give me a real response on how I am likely wrong.

 

[The Hardest R]

I bitch about it frequently, but the vast majority of Catholics, of all persuasions, are Protestants at heart. Pope doesn't like fags, they don't like the Pope. Pope doesn't like wars of aggression, they don't like the Pope. They're all about the VNITY OF THE CHVRCH compared to factional Protestantism, yet they all reject the actual logic underlaying Catholicism which is the belief that the church as an institution IS the final authority.

That is Protestantism. If your allegiance to the Pope is conditional on the Pope agreeing with you, you are not a fucking Catholic in the first place. It's just cultural posturing.

And I hate Catholicism, so I'm not put out that the Whore of Babylon's earthly power recedes, but I also hate dumbfuck LARPers who are usually the same ones that most aggressively, obnoxiously and hypocritically promote this stuff.

(Note too how much of these dipshit's opinions on denominations are driven by whether they're Red/Blue, like/dislike fags, like/dislike Jews, all political fluff that comes and goes and has nothing to do with the underlying theology of those churches and where they came from, how they were practiced for hundreds of years.)

I don’t know. My family on both sides are all Catholic and none of them think this way as you describe.

Sean Hannity is nothing more than a Republican mouthpiece and water carrier. He will go back to saying how much of a proud Catholic he is on Monday when it suits him. Hannity has absolutely no principles other than collecting the biggest paycheck. He is Rush Limbaugh’s spiritual (to use the term loosely) successor. A long time ago I used to listen to his radio show and he would make crazy declarations and when they didn’t pan out for him he’d just pretend he never said them.

 

[Bunkerhousing]

https://www.wired.com/story/maga-is-increasingly-convinced-the-trump-assassination-attempt-was-staged/

I hope this is true. (Gaywalled and archive.org isn't working for me.)

How the hell do you stage something like that.

There is no guarantee that the marksman would hit exactly where he hit.

 

[World in Scarlet]

if trump really had a bullet graze his head, he would be fight fight fighting to not shit his pants as he ran away, flailing his limbs and sobbing. he is not some badass war hero. he was born into luxury and has probably never even been in a "fight fight fight", let alone had someone shoot at him.

Careful to not confuse the MAGA lies about Trump's heroism with what actually actually happened.

Seconds after the shots where fired, SS told Trump to the ground and kept him in cover on the ground for a minute. Then they told him that the shooter is down and that everything is clear. That's when they dragged his fat ass up from the ground and he asked for his shoes. After he solved that, he looked at a camera and did his hand gesture. His injury was such a minor graze that it healed without leaving a scar in what, a week? even though he's a sick old man.

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TPUSA is beyond parody. The black widow gets a wrestling intro.

Then some deeply sick, but officially "healthy as a horse" Trump dicksuck almost dies while giving his speech.

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Also Watters was acting more homosexually than usual.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Yes, stick an animal’s teat in your mouth. No way there’ll be bacteria.

The gay rumors don’t stop with the right.

I know Watters is a literal mouth-breathing retard but he does know about e coli being on cow udders due to them laying in mud and feces, right?

 

[Eyeshield Rance]

I know Watters is a literal mouth-breathing retard but he does know about e coli being on cow udders due to them laying in mud and feces, right?

Probably not.

 

[AltisticRight]

Also Watters was acting more homosexually than usual.

Luckily that's not him sucking Donald Trump's cock because he's not holding tweezers and a microscope.

 

[Soycast II]

A lot of right wingers fetishize rural life but will never actually interact with livestock. If they did they’d realize cows (and all livestock) are disgusting animals and half your job is treating diseases that just pop up from barnyard animals being barnyard animals. Those udders are always encrusted in fecal matter and people used to die from unpasteurized milk all the time.

Maybe a slight power level, but I’ve got family that owns chickens and all the eggs are covered in dirt and feces, so they have to be washed with soap for consumption. The inbetween of when they pop out of the chicken to being put in the carton is not pretty.

 

[Froggy Fresh Sextape]

Yes, stick an animal’s teat in your mouth. No way there’ll be bacteria.

Yeah that's why you wash them and disinfect them with iodine before and after.

Oh, and also I don't think it's exactly normal to get under there and start squirting it directly into your mouth that seems a bit weird? Wouldn't be the first Republican to get a little too into hoofed mammals though.

 

[Male Idiot]

sniper wouldn't sit there and watch someone on a roof with a gun aiming at the president, letting them get off 8 shots, as appeared to be the case in the video of the SS sniper.

More on this later.

Jesus Christ how I hate the absolute state of American politics. The American "left" are just corpofags who want to troon kids and mass import brown people, the right are corpofags who who want to *legally* mass import brown people. Both are cucked by Israel and in bed with Epstein. The most ideologically consistent player on the right is a Mexican catboy enthusiast. Is there any choice that isn't pozzed? I can't help but think that if we just replaced our entire government with a horse that stops once for yes and twice for no we would see an improvement in this country.

It is really a sad stats of affairs. I too cheer on for President Bojack.

Wait wait, is there reciepts of him chumming up with Hitlery again?! I must have them, I know some miggers elsewhere that I'm just dying to rub in their face with...

https://eu.providencejournal.com/story/news/politics/2025/10/31/hillary-clinton-speaks-about-middle-east-ceasefire-deal-at-brown-university-providence-trump/87009977007/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/hillary-clinton-condoleezza-rice-on-trump-israel-hamas-deal-watch-live-today-2025-10-10/

https://nypost.com/2025/10/12/us-news/hillary-clinton-heaps-rare-praise-on-president-trump-for-handling-of-israel-hamas-peace-deal-i-really-commend/

It is more Hillary tongue to colon praising Trump and being totally fine and not even investigated after what... ten years?

Israel, truly bring people together. The love of AIPAC.

I couldn't see a professional sniper wanting to put a bullet that close to someone's head to save their life in a hostage

The shooter also had a Assult-Rifle. not a long range weapon. If you wanted to plan a fake failed assassination you would use a sniper rifle, not a gun where you have less control of the bullets at long range.

From what I heard and read about sniping, it is really hard to pull this off. This is why cops don't just snipe hostage holders, bullets can get effected by wind besides gravity. Some Hungarian rifles have scopes so neat that the commando user can't have metallic implants as it throws the sensors off and even with that sensors they don't go for headshots, that's just hollywood, same with shotguns sending people flying.

Unless you go all in with magical phase through walls CIA bullets, alien force fields and all that.

A lot of right wingers fetishize rural life but will never actually interact with livestock. If they did they’d realize cows (and all livestock) are disgusting animals and half your job is treating diseases that just pop up from barnyard animals being barnyard animals. Those udders are always encrusted in fecal matter and people used to die from unpasteurized milk all the time.

Maybe a slight power level, but I’ve got family that owns chickens and all the eggs are covered in dirt and feces, so they have to be washed with soap for consumption. The inbetween of when they pop out of the chicken to being put in the carton is not pretty.

Farm animals are dirty. I like the larp, farms are fun if you are healthy and hale, but I would only grow plants. My bell peppers attract a shitload of insects.