💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

I'm back with another CLAWSTRUCK IN REVIEW, where we are going through Quartering's abandoned channel, Clawstruck. It's a channel all about the wonderful world of claw machines.

If you would like to read the previous entries, here you go:
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Videos 21-24

21st Video
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We begin the video with machine doing what it does best, felting Jer.

He starts the video already frustrated. Jer demonstrates that he continuously makes good grabs on an Abominable Snowman aka Bumble plush, but it's just too weak to pick it up. Not only that, it's right near the drop zone. Who knows how many untold times he tried before recording, but he is able to capture a couple attempts on camera.
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He decides to give up on the Bumble and move on to something else. His eyes lock onto a Christmas Domo plush sitting on top of the mountain of stuffed animals. It's Luck be a Jer tonight at the Wal-Mart because he snags it in one try. Finally his luck has turned around.

Nevermind, the plush gets caught in the claw:


Jer begins trying to shake the machine for his captured plush. When that doesn't work, he takes a cope sip from his Red Bull:


He attempts a machine shake again and eventually gets the Domo to fall.

Pumped that his one-handed shake did the trick, he looks to his next conquest, a plush of NFL star, Aaron Rodgers. According to Jer he really wanted him last week.

First attempt. Felted.
2nd attempt. Felted. Not only that, it moves the plush into an impossible spot.

Here are some sound bites that sound bad out of context:

HE'S GAY!
HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH AARON RODGERS!
IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!
WOAH BUDDY!

He gives up on Aaron Rodgers...that Bumble still calls to him. Jer is a man obsessed. He MUST have that Bumble.

This leads to the rest of the video being devoted to getting the Bumble. In what should be an easy win for him, Jer the claw expert fails over and over. Let's count along with his many attempts. For completion, I included the first 2 attempts:

Spoiler Alert: He was only successful after the 11th attempt. This machine is 50 cents per attempt. This means he spent around 5.50 for one cheap toy.

This is also the first video to have an end screen where Jer tells you to crush that like button:
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I am stunned. This really shows the incompetence of the Quarter Pounder. He wants to have this channel where he's an expert of the claw...only he is the furthest from it.

22nd video
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It's the ClawBull showing off a machine. It's a claw machine designed for candy bars. They got the machine for "a steal" on Ebay and the entire video is him showing it off.

SKIP.

23rd video
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We're back at the machine from last time when he won the blue ball in front of Grandpa Hambly. We start the video with Heather winning a plush at the other machine. Jer goes to match her win and instantly fails. After a few tries, he wins a cheap MP4 player for 3 bucks! What a deal! The video just ends at the 1:00 minute mark and the rest is just end screen. Nearly half the video was just end screen.

Since it was such a short one, I decided to take a look at the comments. Wouldn't you know it, he comments on his own videos using his Unsleeved Media account:
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Classy Jer, really classy. I will have to keep an eye out for these.

I took a look at some comment sections of previous videos. Yep, he's in there.
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20th video:
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18th video:
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24th video
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This one is super similar to him getting the Bumble plush. He sees a blue and pink teddy bear that is super close to the drop zone. He spends the majority of the video trying to get this bear. Here is his attempts sped up for your enjoyment:


Needles to say, they are ecstatic over finally getting the bear:


Next they hit another machine. This time snagging a bird plush on the first try. This causes them high five again:


And that's the video.

Oh and he is in the comment section of the video as well:
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Well that's about all the time we have for CLAWSTRUCK IN REVIEW for now! Tune in next time for another series of clawtastic failures by Quartering.
 
King of Racism said:
H3 said he's never had a contact at YouTube that would be willing to take down other people's videos for him.
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People were speculating that H3 took down Gokanaru's video about him, because he was friends with Susan. Even if that's true, he still took down the video, instead of the whole channel.
 
Doug S said:
I’ve decided to dig a little deeper. In Wisconsin, even if you are only selling a food product online, you still need a food processing license. Lucky for us, Wisconsin makes this list of licensees available. Guess who’s is not on it? Jeremy Hambly or Coffee Brand Coffee. But the rest in the state are listed.

Go ahead and check for yourself


Hambly = 0 results
Coffee = 84 results, 0 are Coffee Brand Coffee.

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Coffee is not one of the exempt foods, which means you would need a food processing license


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How does Jeremy get away with making coffee in Wisconsin and selling it online without a food processing license when all of his competitors are required to have a license?

(See post I’m replying to. It seems like he never intended to be a manufacturer).
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You should use this information and threaten to take his business down unless he gives us back the KC clips channel.
GIVE US THE CANADIAN'S CHANNEL BACK AND NOBODY GETS HURT
 
rearden_steel said:
other than the opsec faliure the stream was contentless the only funny part was this clip.
here he talks about his investment strategy and seethes about people commenting on his shorts
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HE'S STOCKLESS!
HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY EQUITY!
HE'S ASSETLESS!
ALL HE HAS IS LIABILITIES!


LOL, OMFG, you cannot convince me this oaf is rich, at all. This seals it for me, he is nothing but an over leveraged bum. For those who don't know what that means, it's basically the fancy term for juggling debt, like, you get a loan, spend it (or "invest" it on podcasts with so pay women you want to simp on) then get another loan, use it to pay the interests on the first one, then get a third loan to pay for the second one, and so on and so forth.

This is what DSP does, its why he had 14 credit cards, eventually all of them got maxxed out and he wasn't able to afford the payments, so he declared bankrupcy, and now his biggest dream is being able to get a second mortgage on the WAkahndo to "pay his debts" and that will finally solve his liquidity problems for good. Jer is exactly the same as DSP.

It's what we call nigger rich, and its a trait of the mentally retarded. These people are impulsive, mindless consoomers, filled with vices, illiterate both financially and/or literally.

Any "millionaire" who can so brazenly say he "doesn't own stocks" is a confirmed retard. And the "muh anxiety, stonks go 20k down and 30k up". Nigger, true millionaires don't even blink at 100k swings, and im not talking Warren Buffett, in talking people in the mid 7 figures Quartering supposedly has.

The fact that you can't handle that it's because you see all the debts going unpaid and all the consooming being denied on a fucking dip and that drives you crazy, so you rather spend. It's brokie mentality.

This dumbass doesn't have a "high yield savings account", he doesn't have the discipline and impulse control to see a 4% APY moving like molasses when he could just be consooming, it's just a term he heard somewhere.
 
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LOL

I'll tell you why.

He's been anxiety consooming these past few weeks, he wasted thousands of dollars in more manchild toys he can't afford, so now he needs an excuse to deduct them as a business expense, so he's going to put them on a half ass video in his dead channel.

None of this shit is getting used more than once, then off it goes in it goes on to the pile.
 
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Munchin' on Some Grindage said:
We're back at the machine from last time when he won the blue ball
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Imagine a broadcast of Jeremy winning himself a pair of blue balls in a live split screen with Jewish ex-con Adam Sellers screwing his wife on Camsoda lmao.

This is endearingly nerdy but I'm mystified as to why he would bother with it if he isn't good enough to instantly wow anyone with his skillz. Like many of these videos consist of him unsuccessfully attempting to get a single item for 5-10 minutes until the claw descends from a lucky angle and picks up his desired toy or trinket or whatever the fuck.
 
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Telemeter said:
he wasted thousands of dollars in more manchild toys he can't afford, so now he needs an excuse to deduct them as a business expense, so he's going to put them on a half ass video in his dead channel.
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Someone who knows better than me, does that shit actually work? "Buying bullshit so I can show it off online and effectively get it for free" seems far too simplistic to me to actually work, but this isn't the first time i've heard of people doing it so it has to be something that actually works. Is it just a matter of hoping they don't audit it to see the specifics of what someone is actually pissing away money on?
 
Flashcast on Yellowflash 2 channel is talking about Quartering right now and they're getting spammed with N and F towers in chat, trying to get them banned probably. Smells like Gay Ops happening.
 
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LOL. Good for her.
Here's the documents that outline his divorce from Samantha del Arroz if anyone is interested: https://archive.ph/xmNFW
Also this is how he tells AI (which he uses excessively) to draw him vs how he actually looks:
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You may notice some subtle differences.
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Nana Feeder 9k said:
Someone who knows better than me, does that shit actually work? "Buying bullshit so I can show it off online and effectively get it for free" seems far too simplistic to me to actually work, but this isn't the first time i've heard of people doing it so it has to be something that actually works. Is it just a matter of hoping they don't audit it to see the specifics of what someone is actually pissing away money on?
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You don't "get it for free".

I hate that people use the term "tax write off", its a fucking retarded term cooked up by commies who don't even pay taxes cause they're either nepo babies or welfare cases.

The correct term is "tax deduction", on a company you can deduct business expenses, that is to say, declare how much of the gross income is the cost of running the business.

Say your company makes $1000 of gross income a year, and the tax is 10%, then it looks like you have to pay $100.

But you declare your expenses were $500, that means your profit was only actually $500, the tax applies to your profit, not gross, so 10% of your profit is $50, not $100.

The "scam" is in declaring as expenses things that are not actually expenses, but all you actually "save" is the proportional part that corresponds to that expense.

Say you are Jer, your gross income is $1000 and you spent $250 in legitimate business expenses, then $250 in retarded manchild toys. If you deduct those $250 when you declare your taxes, you save the %10 that would have applied to that amount, so you save $25 in taxes.

YOU STILL SPENT THE $250! You only get $25 back in the form of a tax deduction, so at best you still paid $225 for all your retarded manchild toys.

This topic irks me to no end, specially when people who are supposed to be "conservative"and "right wing" seem to be too brain dead to understand it.
 
Mandatory User Name said:
Flashcast on Yellowflash 2 channel is talking about Quartering right now and they're getting spammed with N and F towers in chat, trying to get them banned probably. Smells like Gay Ops happening.
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Quartering literally did the exact same thing back in the IBS days.
Telemeter said:
You don't "get it for free".

I hate that people use the term "tax write off", its a fucking retarded term cooked up by commies who don't even pay taxes cause they're either nepo babies or welfare cases.

The correct term is "tax deduction", on a company you can deduct business expenses, that is to say, declare how much of the gross income is the cost of running the business.

Say your company makes $1000 of gross income a year, and the tax is 10%, then it looks like you have to pay $100.

But you declare your expenses were $500, that means your profit was only actually $500, the tax applies to your profit, not gross, so 10% of your profit is $50, not $100.

The "scam" is in declaring as expenses things that are not actually expenses, but all you actually "save" is the proportional part that corresponds to that expense.

Say you are Jer, your gross income is $1000 and you spent $250 in legitimate business expenses, then $250 in retarded manchild toys. If you deduct those $250 when you declare your taxes, you save the %10 that would have applied to that amount, so you save $25 in taxes.

YOU STILL SPENT THE $250! You only get $25 back in the form of a tax deduction, so at best you still paid $225 for all your retarded manchild toys.

This topic irks me to no end, specially when people who are supposed to be "conservative"and "right wing" seem to be too brain dead to understand it.
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I agree and it bugs me too, it should be thought of as a discount really.

EDIT I might be late but a new video from Luther Morgan about Jeremy:
 

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Munchin' on Some Grindage said:
Spoiler Alert: He was only successful after the 11th attempt. This machine is 50 cents per attempt. This means he spent around 5.50 for one cheap toy.
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Something tells me Quartering doesn't know the secret to doing arcade/catcher content; you have to own the machines, because many of these machines aren't just easily rigged, they're programmed to be that way, and as the owner/operator, you're the one who sets the difficulty/payout. It's like a carnival game, yes it seems easy enough, but there are tricks and secrets that if you don't know anything about how the machine operates, you don't know how badly it can go for you. The worst machines, like the Key Machines, you can program those to simply not align properly until people have put enough money in. So even if your eyes and reflexes are that of an F1 Driver, the machine will have you miss, until it takes in enough money to allow a payout. Then once a prize is won, that counter resets. I can't knock Jeremy for trying to do this kind of content, but the biggest trick is the one the host doesn't tell you, that they own the machine.
 
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