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I'm back with another CLAWSTRUCK IN REVIEW, where we are going through Quartering's abandoned channel, Clawstruck. It's a channel all about the wonderful world of claw machines.
If you would like to read the previous entries, here you go:
Videos 21-24
21st Video

We begin the video with machine doing what it does best, felting Jer.
He starts the video already frustrated. Jer demonstrates that he continuously makes good grabs on an Abominable Snowman aka Bumble plush, but it's just too weak to pick it up. Not only that, it's right near the drop zone. Who knows how many untold times he tried before recording, but he is able to capture a couple attempts on camera.

He decides to give up on the Bumble and move on to something else. His eyes lock onto a Christmas Domo plush sitting on top of the mountain of stuffed animals. It's Luck be a Jer tonight at the Wal-Mart because he snags it in one try. Finally his luck has turned around.
Nevermind, the plush gets caught in the claw:
Jer begins trying to shake the machine for his captured plush. When that doesn't work, he takes a cope sip from his Red Bull:
He attempts a machine shake again and eventually gets the Domo to fall.
Pumped that his one-handed shake did the trick, he looks to his next conquest, a plush of NFL star, Aaron Rodgers. According to Jer he really wanted him last week.
First attempt. Felted.
2nd attempt. Felted. Not only that, it moves the plush into an impossible spot.
Here are some sound bites that sound bad out of context:
HE'S GAY!
HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH AARON RODGERS!
IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!
WOAH BUDDY!
He gives up on Aaron Rodgers...that Bumble still calls to him. Jer is a man obsessed. He MUST have that Bumble.
This leads to the rest of the video being devoted to getting the Bumble. In what should be an easy win for him, Jer the claw expert fails over and over. Let's count along with his many attempts. For completion, I included the first 2 attempts:
Spoiler Alert: He was only successful after the 11th attempt. This machine is 50 cents per attempt. This means he spent around 5.50 for one cheap toy.
This is also the first video to have an end screen where Jer tells you to crush that like button:

I am stunned. This really shows the incompetence of the Quarter Pounder. He wants to have this channel where he's an expert of the claw...only he is the furthest from it.
22nd video

It's the ClawBull showing off a machine. It's a claw machine designed for candy bars. They got the machine for "a steal" on Ebay and the entire video is him showing it off.
SKIP.
23rd video

We're back at the machine from last time when he won the blue ball in front of Grandpa Hambly. We start the video with Heather winning a plush at the other machine. Jer goes to match her win and instantly fails. After a few tries, he wins a cheap MP4 player for 3 bucks! What a deal! The video just ends at the 1:00 minute mark and the rest is just end screen. Nearly half the video was just end screen.
Since it was such a short one, I decided to take a look at the comments. Wouldn't you know it, he comments on his own videos using his Unsleeved Media account:

Classy Jer, really classy. I will have to keep an eye out for these.
I took a look at some comment sections of previous videos. Yep, he's in there.
21st video:

20th video:

18th video:

24th video

This one is super similar to him getting the Bumble plush. He sees a blue and pink teddy bear that is super close to the drop zone. He spends the majority of the video trying to get this bear. Here is his attempts sped up for your enjoyment:
Needles to say, they are ecstatic over finally getting the bear:
Next they hit another machine. This time snagging a bird plush on the first try. This causes them high five again:
And that's the video.
Oh and he is in the comment section of the video as well:

Well that's about all the time we have for CLAWSTRUCK IN REVIEW for now! Tune in next time for another series of clawtastic failures by Quartering.
If you would like to read the previous entries, here you go:
Videos 1-4
Videos 5-9
Videos 10-15
Videos 16-20
Videos 21-24
21st Video

We begin the video with machine doing what it does best, felting Jer.
He starts the video already frustrated. Jer demonstrates that he continuously makes good grabs on an Abominable Snowman aka Bumble plush, but it's just too weak to pick it up. Not only that, it's right near the drop zone. Who knows how many untold times he tried before recording, but he is able to capture a couple attempts on camera.

He decides to give up on the Bumble and move on to something else. His eyes lock onto a Christmas Domo plush sitting on top of the mountain of stuffed animals. It's Luck be a Jer tonight at the Wal-Mart because he snags it in one try. Finally his luck has turned around.
Nevermind, the plush gets caught in the claw:
Jer begins trying to shake the machine for his captured plush. When that doesn't work, he takes a cope sip from his Red Bull:
He attempts a machine shake again and eventually gets the Domo to fall.
Pumped that his one-handed shake did the trick, he looks to his next conquest, a plush of NFL star, Aaron Rodgers. According to Jer he really wanted him last week.
First attempt. Felted.
2nd attempt. Felted. Not only that, it moves the plush into an impossible spot.
Here are some sound bites that sound bad out of context:
HE'S GAY!
HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH AARON RODGERS!
IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN!
WOAH BUDDY!
He gives up on Aaron Rodgers...that Bumble still calls to him. Jer is a man obsessed. He MUST have that Bumble.
This leads to the rest of the video being devoted to getting the Bumble. In what should be an easy win for him, Jer the claw expert fails over and over. Let's count along with his many attempts. For completion, I included the first 2 attempts:
Spoiler Alert: He was only successful after the 11th attempt. This machine is 50 cents per attempt. This means he spent around 5.50 for one cheap toy.
This is also the first video to have an end screen where Jer tells you to crush that like button:

I am stunned. This really shows the incompetence of the Quarter Pounder. He wants to have this channel where he's an expert of the claw...only he is the furthest from it.
22nd video

It's the ClawBull showing off a machine. It's a claw machine designed for candy bars. They got the machine for "a steal" on Ebay and the entire video is him showing it off.
SKIP.
23rd video

We're back at the machine from last time when he won the blue ball in front of Grandpa Hambly. We start the video with Heather winning a plush at the other machine. Jer goes to match her win and instantly fails. After a few tries, he wins a cheap MP4 player for 3 bucks! What a deal! The video just ends at the 1:00 minute mark and the rest is just end screen. Nearly half the video was just end screen.
Since it was such a short one, I decided to take a look at the comments. Wouldn't you know it, he comments on his own videos using his Unsleeved Media account:

Classy Jer, really classy. I will have to keep an eye out for these.
I took a look at some comment sections of previous videos. Yep, he's in there.
21st video:

20th video:

18th video:

24th video

This one is super similar to him getting the Bumble plush. He sees a blue and pink teddy bear that is super close to the drop zone. He spends the majority of the video trying to get this bear. Here is his attempts sped up for your enjoyment:
Needles to say, they are ecstatic over finally getting the bear:
Next they hit another machine. This time snagging a bird plush on the first try. This causes them high five again:
And that's the video.
Oh and he is in the comment section of the video as well:

Well that's about all the time we have for CLAWSTRUCK IN REVIEW for now! Tune in next time for another series of clawtastic failures by Quartering.




