Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

[Orkeosaurus]

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Rather charitable dont you think?


https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/bof/images/4/48/KattBF2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20080229032150


He didnt draw those images on the front page.

I was waiting for a mugshot. "Hi, m-hirtes" sticker when?

 

[AnOminous]

This guy (and Financhu) always struck me as weird but I never really thought about it. I can't say I'm surprised he turned out to be a 40 year old furry A-Log.

He's apparently 52.

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

He's apparently 52.

Older than Shaner, and more of a sped, I didn't think that was possible.

 

[RK 672]

He's apparently 52.

53 actually. Born on 4/16/1964.

https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:KYBR-X8J (http://archive.is/97NM8)

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

Ive followed Chris for quite sometime and never, ever, ever have I thought to intervene. It's like time travel: The second you intervene, the timeline is changed forever. You have to let things naturally occur.

If godbear intended on you trolling Chris, then it would happen under godbear's authority and by complete chance. I don't think Clyde, bluespike or liquid have ever had a blueprint they roll out onto a dark, spotlit table with an elaborate ruse to get at Chris. Exorbitant attempts to troll Chris make you look like a lunatic, and makes those enjoying the ride look bad.

 

[Big Nasty]

Welcome to Council Bluffs, too bad being an exceptional fucking sped doesn't make headline news.

Isn't Council Bluffs where Fedsmoker likes to hang out at?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Older than Shaner, and more of a sped, I didn't think that was possible.

How does he feel about trains?

 

[AnOminous]

Isn't Council Bluffs where Fedsmoker likes to hang out at?

I think old Fedsmoker is rather fond of a bit of meth from time to time.

 

[CatParty]

53 actually. Born on 4/16/1964.

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https://familysearch.org/ark:/61903/1:1:KYBR-X8J (http://archive.is/97NM8)

That's @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt levels of sad

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Older than Shaner, and more of a sped, I didn't think that was possible.

You'd think so, but the world works in mysterious ways.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WITH HIM I SWEAR.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

It always seems to be CWC spergs doesn't it? Hopefully the next halal is a Phil sperg, just for a change of pace.

@MrCKMongler had cybersex with ADF lol

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

You know who else used the same avatar as @totem sanic?

@Chipmunk With A Banana

Who is this?
A sock of @iwantcake

Who is that?

A sock of @slep, one of disco's worst A-Logs in history.

@Hellblazer holy shit I think this guy is slep

 

[GS 281]

You know who else used the same avatar as @totem sanic?

@Chipmunk With A Banana

Who is this?
A sock of @iwantcake

Who is that?

A sock of @slep, one of disco's worst A-Logs in history.

@Hellblazer holy shit I think this guy is slep

he is

 

[The Dude]

The real question, who exactly is his waifu?

Spoiler: probably something like this

That's the closest thing to pussy he'll ever see in his life.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Here are some caps of his sperg out during the game stop assault. He legit thinks a pants shitting autistic is a menace to society

Spoiler

He wishes he could pay to alog Chris

CHRIS IS A MENACE AND NEEDS TO BE STOPPED

Using wrestling gifs to show what acts of violence he would commit against Chris

CHRIS MAKES ME SO MAD I NEEDS TO MASTURBATE TO ANIMALS

And this...

 

[GS 281]

Here are some caps of his sperg out during the game stop assault. He legit thinks a pants shitting autistic is a menace to society

Spoiler

He wishes he could pay to alog Chris
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CHRIS IS A MENACE AND NEEDS TO BE STOPPED
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Using wrestling gifs to show what acts of violence he would commit against Chris
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CHRIS MAKES ME SO MAD I NEEDS TO MASTURBATE TO ANIMALS
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his fursona is a fox

 

[Feline Darkmage]

his fursona is a fox

At least @Field Marshal Crappenberg is something more original, he's a Raccoon, right?

 

[GS 281]

At least @Field Marshal Crappenberg is something more original, he's a Raccoon, right?

At least roketsune didnt rip people off

http://archive.is/L07Di

 

[AnOminous]

Whenever you wonder "how deep down does it go" the answer is always "ALL THE WAY DOWN."