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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Polychromos said:
Tbf we've been over the fact that this show is like drugs to everyone several times. :lit:
Also one of the male regular posters of this thread ended up eating his own shit on magic stars (or whatever they called it at that point).
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We don't claim that nigger, he was only around for one season and most of the actual regulars complained about him posting his dogshit furry art in here all season
 
Marche said:
Yea the Jepordy was very much in his favour with a lot of geography and food stuff like hell there was a question about Tofu.. You know he went to Japan right?
Its kinda fucked them rigging it because even if it was Bashir vs Drake Bashir wouldn't win, they were always gonna give him the 50k and Bungbang was never going to get fair judgement despite playing the hardest.
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They will probably never have a fair non-rigged final. It is more of a genre issue in reality tv I think though. They need to be smarter about it. Production being stupid about their plan falling apart is the number one issue they need to address internally somehow. It is such a constant problem for them.
I think the rigging is less of an issue when its a feel-good thing. I think Josie winning was a good end and I think of that as a rigged finale. Drake winning is kind of empty even if he was a good contestant. I can see production just not wanting the Josie to win and to spite the audience a bit for some reason. Jet even said they were already planning to rig Twins to go far with giving them two lives if they got shot in the bullet eliminations, but then Twins actually performed so they didn't need to. It seems pointlessly cruel to fuck with them when even Jet was pro-rigging for the twins. In the end they got 20k, no hard feelings, but it was very badly orchestrated.
 
else_letter said:
Jet even said they were already planning to rig Twins to go far with giving them two lives if they got shot in the bullet eliminations, but then Twins actually performed so they didn't need to. It seems pointlessly cruel to fuck with them when even Jet was pro-rigging for the twins. In the end they got 20k, no hard feelings, but it was very badly orchestrated.
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It would have been kino if one Twin was eliminated and came back as a freeloader with job "Press your sister".

The Wiggers should have had a final challenge planned for the case of the Twins making it to finals. Simple contingency planning here.
 
Lady Rackets thong said:
imagine finding out your dad is dying on 4chan
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Imagine getting doxed by your dad on 4chan, imagine that your dad has one or more schizoaffective disorders, and regularly posts on /b/. Imagine that your dad posted a pic of himself nude on 4chan. Imagine that your dad posted a picture of your mom’s pussy and asshole on 4chan on your birthday.

Jet doesn’t have to imagine any of these things. Jet’s thread has some insane stories. The Neptune clan only has one truly normal person and that’s Jet’s sister.
 
Meiwaku said:
I'M BROKE! I cannot even afford to premium right now. Times are hard. Work days are grueling. Bills do not include Jet's Ozempic.

A Twitter DM and my prayers is the best I can do 🙏
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So she said she was too broke to send Bashir a love letter on April 9th, huh? I wonder what else happened that day...
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I tried to track down Bashir actually reading it, I'm reasonably certain he got it at 5:42 of this VOD but I couldn't find him actually reading it, at least not on director.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
So she said she was too broke to send Bashir a love letter on April 9th, huh? I wonder what else happened that day...
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I remember vaguely someone in this thread mentioning that someone (or a group of people) gifted her tokens/gave her money to send the love letter. Not sure if that was a shitpost or not, but if it was not, it would be really funny lol.
 
Polychromos said:
Tbf we've been over the fact that this show is like drugs to everyone several times. :lit:
Also one of the male regular posters of this thread ended up eating his own shit on magic stars (or whatever they called it at that point).
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For every Mei, there is 25 creepy male gooners who literally stalk the women on fishtank or in the community. fishtank does seem to attract male and female pedos, though. May they all get turned into goo in Burt’s goo factory🙏🏻

Edit: I know Huntler is one of them, it’s ok lil buddy stop scaring the hoes!
 
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Lvkester Endorser said:
When obese faggots tell you they don't know why they can't lose weight, this is why.
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A Season 6 applicant said he was an alcoholic and that he thinks going on would help him kick the addiction. Jet said going on the show would only make it worse and that it's easy to just stop drinking. Jet, the guy on ozempic wegovy is saying it's easy to just stop consuming something.
 
Aidan said:
A Season 6 applicant said he was an alcoholic and that he thinks going on would help him kick the addiction. Jet said going on the show would only make it worse and that it's easy to just stop drinking. Jet, the guy on ozempic wegovy is saying it's easy to just stop consuming something.
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Here's a pic of Jet eating Doordashed Taco Bell while taking Ozempic:
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