🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

Seems like the most "successful" people post-tank (Josie, Mizzy, arguably Letty and Taylor) had to immediately monkey branch out of the sphere or farm up their own new audiences (while maybe keeping a FT whale or two) and even then it doesn't seem like much more than min wage earnings. Any others gotta do it for love of the game/attention farming/sharing thoughts on newer seasons/parasocial to their audience of 8 people.

Idk each season I read people elsewhere telling contestants they could totally for realsies easily make it streaming and it is so out of touch with reality, like the kids putting "Youtuber" as a dream career. Fishtank is flash in the pan attention, 15 mins of fame type shit.

Fun story for the grandkids though. "Gather 'round quadroon step grand children. Did grandpa Drake ever tell you about the time he shit his pants in front of thousands of people for money?"

 

[John Egbert BD]

Seems like the most "successful" people post-tank (Josie, Mizzy, arguably Letty and Taylor

How was Taylor successful post-tank? I didn't really keep up with s2 off-season. All i heard was that she dated and was cheated on by TJ

 

[Big Nasty]

If you check the chat on Kick, there spamming going on about casting troons for S6, "2 TRANS FOR FISHTANK" and such. There are some tranny crews who are obsessed with FTL and are doing the usual shit of trying to impose trooninism onto anything they like.
You could get a good representation of what it would be like to have trannies in a Fishtank cast if by having Jet and Mints strip down naked, put on too small panties and run around the house screeching.

 

[EmoMom]

How was Taylor successful post-tank? I didn't really keep up with s2 off-season. All i heard was that she dated and was cheated on by TJ

“successful” is used bit loosely but last I checked she’s a gambling influencer. Which is horrifying that gambling influencers exist

 

[Rache Bartmoss]

How was Taylor successful post-tank? I didn't really keep up with s2 off-season. All i heard was that she dated and was cheated on by TJ

She's an Instagram Gamba influencer with 200k followers. Her reels always hit more than 100k views. Recently, she went viral for Bossmanjackmaxxing by throwing away $10k in gambling.

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

Ben accidentally went live on Kick and leaked the address

5785 Northside Dr NW, Atlanta, GA, 30328

Well, they did say they wanted to do in-person auditions/interviews. What better way to pre-fillter the application pool for self-driven people who don't understand boundaries than by starting with people who just show up uninvited?

There is no competition, its just baiting the wiggers into deciding that you should be the winner for vague unexplained reasons.

You're describing a "bait the wiggers" competition. Which is neat, because it means people at home can play, too.

I usually just silently wince at the positions the twins and landon sleep in but what the fuck

Longo.

 

[else_letter]

Idk each season I read people elsewhere telling contestants they could totally for realsies easily make it streaming and it is so out of touch with reality, like the kids putting "Youtuber" as a dream career. Fishtank is flash in the pan attention, 15 mins of fame type shit.

Fans who TTS Fish asking them to start streaming are retards. I think its very interesting that fucked up weird people get to exist in a compelling context within the house for a while, but it really never extends outside of that. Maybe after Season 1 thinking that there was real success for Fish post-season was more reasonable, Josie did very well her first year and she didn't really have to try at all. No fish hit Josies high after leaving the house as a streamer. They all fall off quick, but I still think its worth it for them to try, its just not going to be a good free ride for anyone.

 

[Hashverdict]

Apparently two people are coming to the house in a few days for "Crazygang".

One is a woman and one is a guy.

Jet knows the woman from before Fishtank even existed. Apparently met her like 4 years ago. She has roots in the Ukraine like Letty and her hair is completely different from the last time they saw each other. She was in auditions just randomly this season.

The guy is some local who auditioned who really needs energy drinks and Letty said he might've almost fallen asleep in his audition.

Maybe someone can figure out who they are from those descriptions, pretty vague though that's all I got from Jet and Letty's conversation.

Also Damiel is confirmed coming by Jet.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Also Damiel is confirmed coming by Jet.

Still can't figure out what the MDE/FT crew finds funny about him, he sucks. Unless they really just need a bummy boy. It's a gay show.

 

[Kong Strong]

Still can't figure out what the MDE/FT crew finds funny about him, he sucks. Unless they really just need a bummy boy. It's a gay show.

He thinks it's really really funny that he is a SoCal flip hood-rat that has never left the city.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Apparently two people are coming to the house in a few days for "Crazygang".

One is a woman and one is a guy.

Jet knows the woman from before Fishtank even existed. Apparently met her like 4 years ago. She has roots in the Ukraine like Letty and her hair is completely different from the last time they saw each other. She was in auditions just randomly this season.

The guy is some local who auditioned who really needs energy drinks and Letty said he might've almost fallen asleep in his audition.

Maybe someone can figure out who they are from those descriptions, pretty vague though that's all I got from Jet and Letty's conversation.

Also Damiel is confirmed coming by Jet.

This all sounds awful lmao

 

[Plasticise]

Jet and Letty talk about the two new "Housemates" that will may be coming soon
They went into the bathroom but you can still hear them fairly well
Mints realized people could hear them so he started blasting music over director but the room audio is clean.

I don't know how to do it myself but Ive seen it in the Bossman thread were people can isolate audio and i think this is clear enough that you could do that with this audio.
Sorry for the request but if you know how please try.

Only thing i can 100% pick out is Jet says something about the girl and his sister, maybe that they lived in the same dorm at one point?
Jet also said before that he knew her from Instagram, from before fishtank started

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Letty is reading Jet a bedtime story. It's Lena Dunham's book.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Only thing i can 100% pick out is Jet says something about the girl and his sister, maybe that they lived in the same dorm at one point?
Jet also said before that he knew her from Instagram, from before fishtank started

Before the season, Jet's sister was hanging out at the house with one of her friends, they posted a vape blowing video in the jungle room on Insta. I didn't save the video and Jupiter's IG is privated but the webm was posted in /ftl/ constantly, I wonder if that's the girl.

 

[Kitty Cat Man]

Too many people from Fishtank stream on Kick now.

Their lack of success is literally on them. Dumgay has like 5k on twitter and uses it to put on actual events that lead to income for him, greg has 10k and does the same shit. Burt streams on multiple platforms and pulls good numbers and has other income streams(well, good numbers when you consider most of these people are streaming to literally five people)

You are fucking retarded if you think the recipe for success post-tank is "cam up and just bee yourself dude" - that was never gonna work, especially if you only stream on one platform and just do desktop/gaming streams and never interact with the community like some of these faggots.

 

[ratduckowlgymnastics]

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(via Bashir's Instagram)

Imagine being the Best Buy employee trying to decipher this guy while he tries to buy a new laptop

Predator with a PREDATOR

Seems like the most "successful" people post-tank (Josie, Mizzy, arguably Letty and Taylor) had to immediately monkey branch out of the sphere or farm up their own new audiences (while maybe keeping a FT whale or two) and even then it doesn't seem like much more than min wage earnings. Any others gotta do it for love of the game/attention farming/sharing thoughts on newer seasons/parasocial to their audience of 8 people.

Idk each season I read people elsewhere telling contestants they could totally for realsies easily make it streaming and it is so out of touch with reality, like the kids putting "Youtuber" as a dream career. Fishtank is flash in the pan attention, 15 mins of fame type shit.

We have to be real here: Most people on Fishtank aren't really employable besides subsistence level. Some small stream every week making minimum wage is a good deal. For example, Bingo is unemployed and Bongo has at least one job, if they can grind out lets say $1000 per week doing commissions before the fame levels off then down to $500 that's a net positive plus the various gigs they'll end up getting. Maybe voice some lines in Meowgenics, contribute some art to that project, or work with MDE. All of those are ok on a money level but great on a spiritual level- artists need their art to be consumed. Future streaming prospects are things like Bloodgames 2, freeloader on future Fishtank seasons, becoming wigger crew, solo streams, and colabs.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Jet background lore: he is Irish and his family name is McGovern. He claims his ancestors on his father's side were pagans and sacrificed animals, babies and humans. Mother's side is foggy.

Letty just asked him if he wanted to be tucked in and he said no. Letty L.

 

[Plasticise]

Im sure its already been a agreed on fact 10x over in the thread but earlier in her stream Letty confirmed everything they planned for the finale was supposed to be for Drake Vs. Bashir
But the Twins won the supposedly "Rigged for Bashir" Jeopardy immunity challenge and fucked everything up.
Said they lost 2 days of planning because of it.
Goo wrestling was supposed to be for Drake and Bashir finale but the wiggers decided to just not change it since they didn't care anymore.

 

[Marche]

Im sure its already been a agreed on fact 10x over in the thread but earlier in her stream Letty confirmed everything they planned for the finale was supposed to be for Drake Vs. Bashir
But the Twins won the supposedly "Rigged for Bashir" Jeopardy immunity challenge and fucked everything up.
Said they lost 2 days of planning because of it.
Goo wrestling was supposed to be for Drake and Bashir finale but the wiggers decided to just not change it since they didn't care anymore.

Yea the Jepordy was very much in his favour with a lot of geography and food stuff like hell there was a question about Tofu.. You know he went to Japan right?
Its kinda fucked them rigging it because even if it was Bashir vs Drake Bashir wouldn't win, they were always gonna give him the 50k and Bungbang was never going to get fair judgement despite playing the hardest.

 

[mer569]

Yea the Jepordy was very much in his favour with a lot of geography and food stuff like hell there was a question about Tofu.. You know he went to Japan right?
Its kinda fucked them rigging it because even if it was Bashir vs Drake Bashir wouldn't win, they were always gonna give him the 50k and Bungbang was never going to get fair judgement despite playing the hardest.

Bashir was never gonna win, he got eliminated!