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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I love the part of Nigger Lain's posts where you can tell when he gave up using voice-to-text and decided to just drunk rawdog the rest of the posts.
 
Homeboy Bob Proctor said:
Jets dad is in the hospital

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Apparently, Jet responded by saying he's aware after someone sent him a TTS about it.


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mizzy has had good streams. she actually does stuff instead of hyst talking to the cam all the time
and there was that one recently that got on livestreamfails bc she almost got killed by a random black guy on the streets of la
 
The thread got derailed so hard because of Meiwaku shit that everyone should enjoy this nice song about Columbine, by Burt.
 
DustBuns said:
Next season when a new girl viewer shows up in thread I hope you all watch her very closely. This show is apparently crack for whack job women.
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Tbf we've been over the fact that this show is like drugs to everyone several times. :lit:
Also one of the male regular posters of this thread ended up eating his own shit on magic stars (or whatever they called it at that point).
 
Polychromos said:
Tbf we've been over the fact that this show is like drugs to everyone several times. :lit:
Also one of the male regular posters of this thread ended up eating his own shit on magic stars (or whatever they called it at that point).
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Vinluv. He was pestering Bingo & Bingo on this season.
 
ratduckowlgymnastics said:
Bashir's whip
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Homeboy Bob Proctor said:
Did any of you guys know that Bashir went to Japan?

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The Real Taylor Swift said:
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(via Bashir's Instagram)

Imagine being the Best Buy employee trying to decipher this guy while he tries to buy a new laptop
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Bashir is a pickme girl. You now cannot unsee it.
Big Nasty said:
Vinluv. He was pestering Bingo & Bingo on this season.
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That faggot already egged one autist into suicide, do you think he is trying to add two more to his list?
 
Big Nasty said:
At least half of the guys auditioning for Fishtank all look like Frank.
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Unshaven and long greasy hair, balding or a jewfro.
Its like I am the 1% that actually gets haircuts and isnt balding.

But its easy to pick on the autistic guys, like half the girls have a septum piecing and dress like tiktok whores
In a just world these two groups are lookmatched
 
Seems like the most "successful" people post-tank (Josie, Mizzy, arguably Letty and Taylor) had to immediately monkey branch out of the sphere or farm up their own new audiences (while maybe keeping a FT whale or two) and even then it doesn't seem like much more than min wage earnings. Any others gotta do it for love of the game/attention farming/sharing thoughts on newer seasons/parasocial to their audience of 8 people.

Idk each season I read people elsewhere telling contestants they could totally for realsies easily make it streaming and it is so out of touch with reality, like the kids putting "Youtuber" as a dream career. Fishtank is flash in the pan attention, 15 mins of fame type shit.
 
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