💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

You can always tell when this dunce get's his information from a wikipedia or similar source. This time though it was an AI generated answer found on Bing. Should be noted that the Milky Way Galaxy is traveling at 2.1 million km/h or 583.33333333 km/s (technically 2099999.999988 but hey! who's counting? Certainly not Patrick). If you flub the numbers like Patrick has with his "600kms" you'd get 2160000. That 60000 he added makes a huge difference.

2.1 million numbers taken from Andrew Fraknoi, retired astronomy professor in his How Fast Are You Moving When You Are Sitting Still? Article for astrosociety.

His information comes from a site called aeAnet. org. A sight that looks to only use AI and seems to be a phishing site. It does not seem to be the old American Electronics Association website. Oh, and their teamamerica.org site now sends you to checker.ai, an AI checker.
 
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You aren't Quasi, child. The police know you aren't. They know I am. Enjoy prison.
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Magyar has no evidence to substantiate his claims about ducks and goldfish disappearing. What we have is a rather uncomfortable parallel between him and President Donald Trump’s outrageous statement about migrants “eating dogs and cats”.
Still funny though.

Adobong pato is delicious. Asian grocery stores will have either shredded duck or cooked whole duck so its easy to make at home. Why would they need to go to zoo to get ducks? Why would they eat goldfish? A ten inch goldfish doesn't taste good.
 
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This should be Exhibit A in Milwaukee's case.

"Mr. Tomlinson, is it true that you are a weak coward and no threat to the safety of anyone in your vicinity?"

"No, attorney-child. I am a threat to everyone in this courtroom. I become incredibly violent and angry over the slightest perceived infractions. Ask any of the dozens of men I have bested in bar brawls and knife fights, child."
"Patrick killed that Trump supporter nigger."

"No, Child I didn't. Anyway, Child, I 'most certainly possess the potential for amazing violence' and I dream about killing my foes"

Hot tip, don't ever say shit like this
 
"Patrick killed that Trump supporter nigger."

"No, Child I didn't. Anyway, Child, I 'most certainly possess the potential for amazing violence' and I dream about killing my foes"

Hot tip, don't ever say shit like this
But how am I supposed to prove my undeniable 100% real straight heterosexual masculinity if I don't mention that I drive cars, own guns, and am not afraid to use either to fucking kill or maim people that I think are a problem in an "amazing" way?
 
"I get asked a LOT by people"
"I'm tired of explaining things with NO engagement"

The innumerable pedophiles in the Patverse and a 400-pound Microsoft employee walking around with a complete cutlery set up his bumhole sound mentally healthier than this lady.

Jesus wept.
You think that's bad, you should check out some of the jigaboos who fester in her replies.

Nary an hour ago she rexeeted her FATRICK AM RAYSISS YA'AAL N SHEEIT piece and within minutes there was a field buck openly declaring his intent to murder porktits
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You think that's bad, you should check out some of the jigaboos who fester in her replies.

Nary an hour ago she rexeeted her FATRICK AM RAYSISS YA'AAL N SHEEIT piece and within minutes there was a field buck openly declaring his intent to murder porktits
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I know this is just negro showboating (I believe in the south it's called "jigaboo jabber") but the police responding to a genuine home invasion/self defense situation at the Hovel and Pat standing over dead niggers with gun in hand would be an amazing twist in the current plot. The show writers should try getting experimental.
 
You think that's bad, you should check out some of the jigaboos who fester in her replies.

Nary an hour ago she rexeeted her FATRICK AM RAYSISS YA'AAL N SHEEIT piece and within minutes there was a field buck openly declaring his intent to murder porktits
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What the fuck is going on over on Threads!? 🤣

It just seems to be a race to the bottom cesspit of special needs death threats.

“my Crew”:
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Eighth day genesis : a worldbuilding codex for writers and creatives - Fatrick essay found! - Anna's Archive
To celebrate a special someone here's a boring book for aspiring writers that featured Patrick's essay on his approach to worldbuilding?!?! works cited include Star Wars and James Cameron's Avatar.
Thanks for posting this.

Some of the bios of the apparently fairly successful authors immediately following Patrick in the anthology, probably a more or less random selection:

Pretty straightforward, sort of "Here's what I've written, buy my other books" deal.
...and here is Patrick's:
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The phrase "trying too hard" comes to mind.

(Admittedly the bibliographies kind of ruin this contrast. Bingle just citing himself :lol: and Descarte mentioned by Rosenberg for literally no reason. Why did they reference like they were writing a boring undergrad paper? as if the audience of this were going to follow up on pop sci web articles - although to be fair another one, putting in even less effort, cites "brainyquote.com"!)
 
But how am I supposed to prove my undeniable 100% real straight heterosexual masculinity if I don't mention that I drive cars, own guns, and am not afraid to use either to fucking kill or maim people that I think are a problem in an "amazing" way?
Mention your "rage erection" issue at some point. It also helps to wear clothing 3 sizes too small as you talk about all the knife fights you've won.
The phrase "trying too hard" comes to mind.
Could I interest you in the phrase "fat faggot with bitch tits"?
 
Friend of the show Javier has reuploaded The Pest series just in case anyone missed it back in 2023.


Bridge = burnt

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Pat to Javier:
"Last time I checked my thread on KF had 1500 pages! Tens of thousands of comments."

Well, I for one am glad Pat matured a bit and put an end to that!

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Time really does fly when you're having fun, doesn't it boys?
 
You are all sleeping on this latest Ooga Booga story. He is now doing an African media blitz drumming up sympathy for his inevitable lawsuit against the African doordash company who ran him over with a motor scooter and are now allegedly stalking and intimidating him.


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The busted ipad he's holding was once gifted to him at a conference by the SFWA, before he was caught plagiarizing and kicked out, then ultimately banned from the country. Hope it still works, stupid.

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This fuckin guy.
 
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