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He Sets Me On Fire said:
Love Quest 2. One of the most shocking (but not surprising) posts I'd ever read from Chris came from just last year:

Thursday, 21 March 2013
Once again, I am feeling distraught and lonely at McD. Damn It! I am tired of being single.

Hell, I'd send out a public make-out invite to all women in C-Ville on Facebook, if I was not wise of the damn Trolls, and other bad people.

This, of course, makes no sense whatsoever. Chris has not had one single shred of evidence that any human female is attracted to him at all. None at all. He has made repeated posts, in fact, complaining that women don't even look his way.
In fact, most women Chris got to know told him to stay away from them. And yet, he ignores all that in the above post, skips right past the courting period, and goes steeee-raight to the public making-outing!

Remember, this was 2013, well after Chris had employed singles sites, his own newsletter, gimmicks such as the Red String of Fate, and a series of signs directly advertising what he was looking for. None of these things worked, not once - which was to be expected. After all, it's not merely that Chris's methods were just as repellant and stupid as the man himself that spelled out his failure, but the fact that he had to use them.

Logic would dictate - yeah, yeah, I know, it's Ricardo - nevertheless, logic would dictate that if one has to employ all those stunts to land a single, honest date, then clearly that person does not believe in his ability to get a date based on his inherent appeal.

But see, that's where Chris stops. He doesn't think about the infeasibility of what he wants, or that he's tacitly admitting to being an unappealing failure. He just wants things, and that aspect alone means he should get them. The trolls are merely meany jokers who get in the way of the faithful.
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An old fashioned long HSMOF post. Truly a return to the golden age of the CWCki.

Oh and I love it's just "backed out." I thought it would be more dramatic.
 
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This whole thing reminds me of the myth of Sisyphus. No matter how many times he tries to push that rock up that hill, it's going to roll back down again.
I can't even feel sorry for him in this situation because it's his own greed and arrogance that keep him where he is.
 
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I would generally ignore the haters' hurtful comments and move forward too. But if they are really in my face calling me gay or telling me I won't be geeting a woman, I would tell them like it is in my miniskirt, "All I have to do is lift up my skirt and I'll be up your woman's biz in seconds." :)
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Him being called gay is true (he mentioned it at least once in the Jacke e-mails), but that second part? I mean, he never did what he said, but did he actually believe it would happen? Where did the lie end and the delusion begin? We will just never know.
 
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deeman said:
This just in from Christians Facebook: Offering Buyer Backed Out; so I relist.
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I just can't.... Why? Why is this up here again?! He's had "this time or bust" (or whatever") and then "last time" and now this "final straw" bull shit. We all know Chris doesn't understand English, so I guess he doesn't get what exactly "last time" means... but come on. If someone hasn't bought your piece of shit the fourth or fifth time around, no one's going to buy it. And he, of course, keeps it at a grand because that's what some troll offered him. It doesn't register that no actual buyer will pay more than a hundred dollars.
 
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In this voice:

Will Chris finally overcum the blasphemous hands of the trolls?
Will he finally get his revenge?
will somebody actually buy something this time around?
Or will some weens overbid? Will Chris give up?
Tune in NEXT time... in the little pet lolcow of horrors show!
Live! On Cwckichannel!
 
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timtommy said:
Also, if he does, for some reason, get the money, I wouldn't be outraged.
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Me neither, since 1. it's not my money, and 2. I know that Chris will waste it on selfish trash instead of trying to pay off his credit cards or upkeep for the rental house, which gives us more to laugh about. Chris is the Eternal Charlie Brown, and we're all Lucy holding the football.

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This just in from Christians Facebook: Offering Buyer Backed Out
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I made the thread notification at the top of the page more appropriate.

Friendly Reminder: Chris is an obese, gay transvestite 32 year old "tomgirl" selling his dead father's possessions, crayon drawings, and using his mother as an excuse to get money to pay for Legos (that he probably thinks he deserves for free). Chris is too stupid to be angry at, so don't get angry at him.
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timtommy said:
Also, if he does, for some reason, get the money, I wouldn't be outraged. It would just be another ridiculous and unexpected thing that happens in Chris' life, just more in his favour than others.
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There is absolutely no fucking possibility in this reality that Chris will ever get the money he's asking for on ebay for his "art". That would require a ween to fork over $1000. Not gonna fucking happen. Unless someone reading this message is honestly thinking about giving Chris a grand for his childish shit, he'll never get it.
 
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