Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

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If i said what I would do to someone trying to rape me, then I'd give it away. The most disturbing things cannot be revealed until afterwards. If someone tries to rape me, you might hear about what I do on the news.
The only thing I'll be hearing on the news is how an ugly af faggot with greasy hair tried to intimidate a rapist by threatening to go to extreme lengths only to find himself pinned to the ground before getting his asshole pounded.
 
The only thing I'll be hearing on the news is how an ugly af faggot with greasy hair tried to intimidate a rapist by threatening to go to extreme lengths only to find himself pinned to the ground before getting his asshole pounded.

There's zero chance he'd even try to make threats once he actually found himself in such a situation. He'd comply immediately and without resistance.
 
I took a tae kwon do class for several years when I was a teenager because of a girl I liked. She stopped doing it but I kept continuing for a few years after she left. have a few skills. But that's not what is going to get me success in these types of situations. What will really get me success is daring to go to extreme lengths few are willing to go to to defend myself.

Prison is full of people who've already gone to extreme lengths, often over trivial bullshit. It's full of people who have nothing to lose because they're never getting out anyway.

There's zero chance he'd even try to make threats once he actually found himself in such a situation. He'd comply immediately and without resistance.

Nah, he's stupid enough to make threats. This is someone who got a worse penalty in court because they couldn't keep their fucking mouth shut.

I think you should apply to go on 60 Days In so you can do a trial run.
 
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The only thing I'll be hearing on the news is how an ugly af faggot with greasy hair tried to intimidate a rapist by threatening to go to extreme lengths only to find himself pinned to the ground before getting his asshole pounded.

I wouldn't threaten the guy trying to rape me i'd go to extreme lengths. he'd find out the hard way
 
Nah, he's stupid enough to make threats. This is someone who got a worse penalty in court because they couldn't keep their fucking mouth shut.

There's a distinction between being too autistic to understand how one's verbal arguments will be received in a courtroom (and keep in mind he doesn't really care about the protective order anyways), and how one might react to being faced with a direct threat of physical violence.

I'd bet everything I own that the second Andrew were to be actually confronted with the scenarios he's talking tough about, he'd be terrified, his confidence would immediately melt away and he'd shut down and be unable and unwilling to fight it.
 
I wouldn't threaten the guy trying to rape me i'd go to extreme lengths. he'd find out the hard way
What about when his friends learn about what you've done and then you've got a group of thugs out for your blood? Do you think you could handle five or six dudes? And don't forget that if you kill someone, your prison sentence will probably be lengthened quite a bit. The longer you spend in the slammer, the less time you have for stalking tamar and working minimum wage jobs.
 
I wouldn't threaten the guy trying to rape me i'd go to extreme lengths. he'd find out the hard way

Okay, you keep going on about how you can win any fight because you're willing to go to "extreme lengths". You know what, sure, let's pretend that logic works and that's how you win fights. Isn't the person you're fighting just as likely, if not more so, to also be willing to go to extreme lengths in a fight? I mean, look at they're willing to do now. You can't even go to the extreme length of getting a job so Tamar will dump her current bankroll and become a drain on your wallet for however many months you could support her.
 
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Most of those prisoners have "gone to extreme lengths" Andy. Killers, gangsters, and madmen would be your peers. Plus, since you would be the new guy, you probably lack their muscle strength given that the slammer offers yard activities including gym equipment as one of the few activities available.

Fantasizing about what you will do is not how things will always go man.
 
This might be a-logging, but after his prolonged and consistent shit-talking about what a badass he is, I kind of want Andrew to get his ass kicked just to dispel his arrogant notions about physical altercations and smarten him up.

I do not want him to get raped, but maybe if someone mugged him and smacked him around a bit it could serve as a wake-up call. Again, he has admitted that he has never been in a physical fight in his life, so he needs some education on the matter.
 
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Okay, you keep going on about how you can win any fight because you're willing to go to "extreme lengths". You know what, sure, let's pretend that logic works and that's how you win fights. Isn't the person you're fighting just as likely, if not more so, to also be willing to go to extreme lengths in a fight? I mean, look at they're willing to do now. You can't even go to the extreme length of getting a job so Tamar will dump her current bankroll and become a drain on your wallet for however many months you could support her.

No, Andrew is the smartest, strongest, most physically capable, and most driven person to ever exist...he just doesn't want to show it, yet!
 
As I said, a 5 year old could kill anyone with enough extremeness inside. its not so much about strength.

Of course, let me correct myself.

Andrew is the smartest, strongest, most physically capable, most driven and most extreme person to ever exist...he just doesn't want to show it, yet!
 
As I said, a 5 year old could kill anyone with enough extremeness inside. its not so much about strength.
This is what you sound like:
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