💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Third World Aristocrat]

Turns out, Mersh didn't not go Hackamania because of pedos, but because Nick was trying to have a threesome with Icedancer, and apparently Scarlett saw the texts.

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Rekieta liked to call himself "Chaos." He should take some lessons from Scarlett, because that's more what true chaos looks like.

I stopped following Rekieta's stream, btw. Too boring.

 

[MooseMuha]

Nick is absolutely texting all of these online beta guy"s gals trying to fuck. The best part is, he is obviously bragging about it to Ralph for some reason.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

I’m so glad Scar has become a main character. I was afraid that this new season of the Sektur was gonna be a little dry.

I assume the three way would be her, Icewhatever, and him? No way he’s including Kayla.

 

[Captain Manning]

And Rekieta only creeps up on her or tries to harass her when she is alone. When she is with her husband Rekieta is a no-show.

He may still yell at her from a distance, as evidenced by the fact I am pretty sure it was husband holding the phone when Nick came out of the courthouse and yelled "get a hobby bitch," but I think he's too chickenshit to actually physically approach her when her husband is in close proximity.

As I've said before, she's not dumb, and he's a pussy.

Scarlett Hampton just said on MLC that Nick and Kayla tried to “clout chase [her] and Ethan for a foursome” in Las Vegas during Hackamania.

I know it's Scarlett...

...and it could be bullshit...

...but I choose to believe...

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Nick is absolutely texting all of these online beta guy"s gals trying to fuck. The best part is, he is obviously bragging about it to Ralph for some reason.
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THIS IS WHAT TRUE CHAOS LOOKS LIKE


LMAO! Respect for this girl. The lack of hinges does not seem to come from an embarrassing need for attention. She is just naturally unhinged and lives hingeless proudly.

Not this fake, unhinged "Chaos" that misses some ex-boyfriend pivot in her/his life. Rekieta should pay closer attention if he wants to be worthy of that Joker painting/Chaos nickname.

Also, every time I see some clip from the dabbleverse, it leaves me asking a few questions. Who turns on the camera at this low angle, looking like Thwomp from Super Mario, and thinks that’s a good idea?

 

[parsnip]

So much of his unhappiness comes from denying that he is a bi leaning homo.

I knew a guy exactly like Nick, minus the law degree and children they're uncannily similar and I've always been convinced the only thing stopping him from being a colossal faggot is that his mother is still alive. I wonder what it is that stops Nick from living his best life.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

Turns out, Mersh didn't not go Hackamania because of pedos, but because Nick was trying to have a threesome with Icedancer, and apparently Scarlett saw the texts.

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Sometimes it can be annoying hearing some genz'rs talking about how old everyone is/calling them unc or whatever but in this case these guys really do look like they're geriatric, like honestly the guy in the top right corner at the beginning of the video looks to be 80+ years old. Shouldn't he just be in a retirement community getting visits from his grandchildren? Why is he trying to get into online drama content about who's fucking each other?

 

[daniel day]

That's why he's mad at me.

He's a chubby chaser.

He did jerk it to a fat purple dragon eating pizza on the Auto board on 4chizzle.

I think if I knew nicky rakets was after my man blubber Id drop the weight like an auschwitz actor victim. If you dont then truly you must enjoy it, inshallah.

 

[LovisXVI]

He did jerk it to a fat purple dragon eating pizza on the Auto board on 4chizzle.

Coming up on the 2nd anniversary of the event. I think we need a holiday to commemorate.

 

[AnOminous]

What I find most FuNny about Rekieta's "friendships" is that he saves all his DMs to blackmail people with messages they sent him over two years ago. I bet he still has the letter his daycare teachers sent him after they took away his Transformers toys.

He's like DSP still mad he didn't get his Wolverine toy. One way he isn't like DSP is DSP has wins in court.
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Incidentally this is completely utterly wrong. This retard could have avoided making a complete fool of himself with a simple Google search.

 

[Generic Misc]

He's like DSP still mad he didn't get his Wolverine toy. One way he isn't like DSP is DSP has wins in court.
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Incidentally this is completely utterly wrong. This retard could have avoided making a complete fool of himself with a simple Google search.

I like that 'Personal-Lawyer-1975' is as wrong about legal matters as Nick and also probably as much of a lawyer as he is.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

I am unable to clip, but just now on Rekieta's stream, his daughter came in (again) and apparently asked for him to take her to Walmart after he is done with his stream because she needs new shorts because it will be warm tomorrow. He initially seemed very angry at her, then 'laughed it off' later and complained that he wanted to relax when his stream is done. Could probably boost the audio to hear exactly what his daughter was saying. Nick said that she was wearing shorts right now, I believe she responded something to the effect of 'do you think these are dress code appropriate' to which he yelled 'no, I didn't think of that when I said it.' Timecode is around 2:42:00 in the stream.
I take from this the following conclusions:

1. Kayla is somehow incapable of driving and is unable to help her own daughter with clothing help.
2. The children have no boundaries with their parents and no conception of appropriate times to do normal activities, like clothes shopping.
3. I actually believe that claim from years ago that the Rekieta household probably just buys new clothes all the time and throws old ones away, they might never actually wash clothes more than a few times before they buy new ones.
4. The way that Nick speaks to his kids, and the way (at least the one daughter) speak to him, indicates that they yell and fight with each other all the time. The kids have no concept of how to address adults correctly, much less their own parents.

 

[demicolon]

He can run over a group of school children on an excursion and shoot up the local Walgreens for denying his prescription pills on the way to court and they might give him a warning.

The Death Race 2000 remake we should get, even if we don't deserve it.

 

[daniel day]

Coming up on the 2nd anniversary of the event. I think we need a holiday to commemorate.

please accept my poorly parodied rendition of The Night Before Christmas as my contribution to Baldosday. I put more work (20 minutes) into this than Nic has in the last year of streaming.

'Twas the night before Baldo'sday, when all through the crackhouse
Not a creature was stirring, not even a Pug's poisoned snout;
The trash heaps were strewn by the roomful with care,
In hopes that Pope Nickolas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all drugged in their beds;
While visions of any food at all danced in their heads;
And mamma in her 'fugue state, and I in my steel toe,
Had just xanied our brains for a long Star Trek show,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a middle aged swinger,
Tore open the shutters and shut up the 'fridgerator.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen coke,
Gave a lustre of midday to objects below,
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But a raving madman, a white trash villain, with all his horsepower,
With a little old Mustang so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment he must be Pope Nick.
More rapid than probation his sexpests they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, Melton! now, Herrera! now Ethan and Scarlette!
On, Daggerpussy! on, Chaos! on, Valkyrie and [REDACTED]!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dont answer the door, dont answer it at all!"
As coca leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky;
So up to the housetop the sexpests they flew
With the sleigh full of cocaine, and Pope Nickolas too—
And then, in a twinkdeathening, I heard on the roof
The oinking and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney Pope Nickolas came with a bound.
He was dressed all in Leisure Suits, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with coke and with goo;
A bundle of baldos he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a nigger just opening his pack.
His eyes—how they twinkdeathled! his dimples, how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was pulled back like a moke,
And the beard on his chin was as white as his coke;
The stump of a crackpipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke, it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a rat face and a little body, like a skelly!
That rattled when he laughed, like a dancing israeli.
He was thin and unpleasant, like a mean old frump
And I laughed when I saw him;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave me to know I had violated the HRO;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his "work",
And filled all the stockings; which he did with a few jerks,
And laying his coke inside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the galaxy gas he rose;
He sprang to his mustang, to his team gave a hollerin'
And away they all flew like the methheads they were.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he crashed out of sight—
“Happy Baldo'sday to all, and to all a good night!”

 

[Zaryiu2]

Nick is a failure, a loser

 

[Terror_Mouse]

1. The children have no boundaries with their parents and no conception of appropriate times to do normal activities, like clothes shopping.

The more likely answer is she's been asking him all day and has been forced to suggest midnight Walmart because he's ignored her... now I'm sad and not having fun making fun of Nick Rekieta any more.

 

[Level99Manchild]

I have no idea what exactly it is that Aaron is competent at, other than punching himself in the dick and going to jail, but he seems to have some aura that attracts hoes.

Doesn't he have Dj or radio show experience? He can probably go to any hoe and convince them that he's this famous radio/podcast personality with a little following. They'll give him their time, especially if they can get something out of it like April.

 

[Major]

I don't believe at all that Nick has two friends.

Johnny Walker & Jack Daniels

 

[Folgers Can]

He claims that the facility that tested his children refused to retest his daughter (despite it being fucking obvious they'd do more than one test for something that abnormal). He claims to have evidence of this.

He refuses to provide any of it.

He claims he couldn't get her retested because she wasn't in his custody. She was in the custody of her grandparents, and Nick could've easily asked them to get her retested, possibly at a different facility if necessary. He refused to do this.

Like on a recent stream he claimed that the state refused to retest after the cocaine test result and then said he had a recording of it, but he doesn't see the point in releasing it.

You need to pick out the lie or lies. In my point of view, the state outright refusing to retest on such a high result would be weird and would bolster Nick's version of events. Yet Nick sees no point in releasing it. So, does it exist?

Catching up on Stallyn19 clips today, something buried in one stood out as unprecedented enough to note, not so much for any new information as for the legal repercussions. Obviously it's common sense that the daughter's positive hair test would have prompted one or more retests in the ordinary course, but recall that at least so far, the only person claiming direct personal knowledge that multiple tests in fact occurred was some anonymous source in initial reporting by Chad Zumock of questionable reliability, which predictably prompted Nick to threaten legal consequences, which then prompted Zumock to double down and welcome any lolsuit with open arms, after which Nick curiously never followed through on his threats, presumably because any defamation judgment against Zumock would be uncollectable anyway.

Now over a year later, out of the blue, an outright statement of fact on the topic comes from the one person in the world most likely to be sued by either or both of the Rekieta parents on various other grounds, making it a simple matter to add another count to the complaint while they're at it:

I'm surprised that people don't know it was multiple tests. Well, I
guess because I'm a terrible guy. Isn't that weird? Like, me being a
terrible guy has nothing to do with medical fact.

[4/19/26 STMS Timestamp 12:09]

Leaving aside whether he'd ever have been in a position to know or to learn this from anyone in a position to know (which is debatable), why now? Maybe because it'd provoke Nick into more unhinged ranting that could be bad for his HRO case, or maybe because Nick has recently made more explicit commitments to other lolsuits "coming down the pike," which would tend to be deterred if a defamation count on this topic were to open the door to dangerous discovery requests about the multiple tests that Nick's own complaint had made indisputably relevant? Obviously Nick could sidestep the latter by leaving this topic out of the complant entirely, but wouldn't the court of public opinion just take that glaring omission as an admission that this brazen allegation of multiple tests must have had a defense of truth? Who knows, but if it makes him seethe I'm here for it.

 

[demicolon]

Johnny Walker & Jack Daniels

You forgot Old Smuggler, his favourite quote unquote.