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Everyone says that China's "Do Nothing = Win" strategy is surely working but having your energy supply partially threatened sounds like a massive national security threat to me, I wonder when will they intervene.
Intervene to do what precisely? Attack Iran too? Very unlikely. Take on the US Navy in the Gulf of Oman to get the blockade lifted? Lmao. Even assuming they could get their "tofu drek" carriers over there, they would be dunked on immediately. They know it too, which is why they wont do that either.
 
Can someone explain to me wtf is going on? Who is cucking who? Who is closing the strait ?
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Everyone says that China's "Do Nothing = Win" strategy is surely working but having your energy supply partially threatened sounds like a massive national security threat to me, I wonder when will they intervene.
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Intervene to do what precisely? Attack Iran too? Very unlikely. Take on the US Navy in the Gulf of Oman to get the blockade lifted? Lmao. Even assuming they could get their "tofu drek" carriers over there, they would be dunked on immediately. They know it too, which is why they wont do that either.
They could feasibly send weapons through Russia, across the Caspian Sea, to Iran if they want to, though that's a lot of gear to transport, possibly billions of USD worth of military aid if they want to make a difference.
 
Has Iran fucked with Iraqi tankers? They're the closest thing Iran has to a friend anymore. By their past behavior.I must assume Iraq will face the whirlpools.
 
Just finished the histories of Flavius Josephus last week. As much as I want to belt out something antisemitic, I know what you're getting at. The later years of Herod the Great were a nightmare and Jewish society had degraded in so many ways under him and Roman procurators. You had an assassins guild stabbing people at the festivals, riots because of Roman soldiers mooning jews on holy days, and constant fracturing and successor crises and wars. The Messiah was one of many innocents to be killed needlessly in the period and it's surprising that anyone bothered to care when He was taken from us, considering just how bad things were.
So catch the rainbow corrected me on the religious law and religious court part. But if you really look at it and I mean remove the religiosity of Jesus for like this entire conversation. The whole time period was a mess. If you were an average Jew during this period, Jesus was just another in a period of many. Like what you said it's shocking Christianity even took off. What I don't understand is that my points aren't exactly " unique" many of the Catholic priests that I've spoken to in my life know far more about the history at the time. And do agree with me, but it's funny that when you bring anything like that up here. You just get belted with anti-semitic low IQ comments.

Also If you look at it from the Roman point of view, Jesus was probably the easiest person to catch, so nailing him to a board and making him an example sorta makes sense. Jesus wasn't exactly hiding himself.


Back to the early Christianity and that period of Roman time, early Christianity was one of many apocalyptic "cults" which existed at that time. I mean the entire theology of Jesus, whether you believe it, he said it or you believe that Paul invented it and spread it, is that Jesus (when directed at the Jews directly) checks all the boxes for the Messiah and for the bringing of the Messianic age. I mean, isn't the whole thesis of his teachings effectively that the old way of doing the religion is impossible and that is why we are in this societal collapse (talking about Jewish society under roman), so we need to jettison those things and focus on the basics (throw in the whole I spoke to God/son of God). One could see themselves if they were a Jew during this time period being enticed by these teachings. Remember the Dead Sea scrolls come from a judaic offshoot that failed to catch on.

I got to say actual theology is fascinating, Christian theology, Jewish theology and Islamic theology. The history and the belief systems are fascinating, but I still don't understand where most of these people who scream at me get their religious teachings. Is it all through /pol/? Because even at its core it's antithetical to things they claim that they believe.


But this is more for a conversation for a different thread.

Jesus' own hometown wanted to push him off a cliff for his messiah preachings and got him close to the ledge but never went through with it.
Little did we know but jesus was the biggest lolcow in his neighborhood. The CWC of his time.


this is a joke for you esl fucks
 
Could just be Fox repeating that earlier Axios article, but some more evidence that this ceasefire is only going to last until the weekend when the USS Bush is in theater. Of course, Trump also mentioned that talks "could" happen as soon as Friday, but I'm pretty sure only Pakistan buys that line at this point.
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I mean, we already knew that.
 
Little did we know but jesus was the biggest lolcow in his neighborhood. The CWC of his time.


this is a joke for you esl fucks
And Jesus smote the Sheets cashier for not honoring his 2 for 1 hotdog coupon. He traveled for 40 streets and 40 lights to enact his vengeance upon the evil Jew Michael Schneider (I think that was his name) with the front end of his chariot. Lay down, evil Jew. Unban me from the card tables or I will flip them with all my might. Do not follow the blue armed one, for he will lead you astray. Resist blue armed temptation at all cost and ye shall enter my kingdom of 14 Branchland Ct.
 
Even ordinary Pakistani citizens are saying their government looks pathetic for continuing to try to force itself as mediator after Iran publicly mocked them.
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In other news, Trump reposted this article asking if he'd go full Sherman.
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When they start again this weekend they need to announce they killed Khamanei (again). Blow up a hour with some IRGC randoms and claim you got him. Make them prove he is alive.
 
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Satellite imagery shows a huge swarm of 33 fast attack boats belonging to the IRGC Navy returning to the coast after patrolling in the Strait of Hormuz

This contradicts Trump’s claims that Iran’s navy has been ‘completely and utterly destroyed’.

These attack boats likely took part today in attacking three vessels, and seizing two of them.
Speed boats with a DShK on the bow and a couple of dudes with RPGs aren't "fast attack boats" and if that's a navy then the drunk rednecks on the lake this summer is an armada. We've been splashing boats like these in the Caribbean and the Pacific coast of Central America for the past six months, they're only a threat to tankers and freighters.
 
Speed boats with a DShK on the bow and a couple of dudes with RPGs aren't "fast attack boats"
That doesn't make them any less problematic for defenseless cargo ships though. You can shit on the exaggeration, but clearly they're capable of causing enough of a problem to disrupt shipping and seize boats. Unless the US navy decides to do something about them, they are, effectively, an attack force.

Scoffing about them is retarded if we choose not to interdict them and let them do what they want with those guns and RPG's. And so far, the US navy has let them do whatever they want.
 
That doesn't make them any less problematic for defenseless cargo ships though. You can shit on the exaggeration, but clearly they're capable of causing enough of a problem to disrupt shipping and seize boats. Unless the US navy decides to do something about them, they are, effectively, an attack force.

Scoffing about them is retarded if we choose not to interdict them and let them do what they want with those guns and RPG's. And so far, the US navy has let them do whatever they want.
Thry can cause problems because the USA is not shooting at them right now. If we start shooting again the problem gets solved very quickly.
 
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