🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

Not unless you pay $$$$ (or more) instead of the $$$ that GREEEE brought.

He has, because of his complete inability to understand how reality works, grasped that when you're paying a hooker, it is for her time, not even the sex really. She has to take a few Johns every day. If you expect more time for free you are basically trying to steal her money.

Yeah, but to Rusty, women, and whores in particular, are not people, they are objects that exist to satisfy his perverted desires. In Crusty's mind no one but him is an actual person deserving of respect and consideration. Everyone exists solely for him, and all interactions with Greee are inherently transactional as that is the only way he knows how to relate to other humans.

From the Fifth Circuit critique of the lower court in a Texas case. Remind you of anything?
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I think someone might have taken a page out of Russ' book so to speak

Wow. What the actual fuck? What is that District Judge auditioning for, exactly?
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I like this guy, he was clearly incredibly high when he wrote this. Whether it was a recreational substance or just his own farts, it's hard to say, but either way, I enjoy the outcome.
 
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Turning down $20,000 when he was on the verge of complete homelessness because of sheer greed (greee-d?) was a whole-ass choice :story:

That's the thing though: Shit-Lips had written the script in his head that he wouldn't get evicted and would not be homeless. In his head script he would stay where he was at, get the $20,000 PLUS $200,000, AND his employer would be forced to keep him at his position. There was no dire, pressing need to get whatever scratch together possible RIGHT FUCKING NOW, because the script he'd written in his head told him everything would turn out just exactly the way he wanted it to, just like it always does. And just like it always does, reality didn't follow the script.
 
This retard actually thought he was going to get a threesome with Katy Perry? Why in the world would he really think this? I mean, come on, no one should ever believe some retard shit like that.

He suffers from severe magical thinking, probably brought on by sexual mania and being a fucking moron.

His delusions are impressive, in a way. Makes me wish i took my psychology classes more seriously back in the day
 
He suffers from severe magical thinking, probably brought on by sexual mania and being a fucking moron.

His delusions are impressive, in a way.
The only question is when will he finally go down the CWC route and fully enter the role of being Jesus Christ Emmanuel Dennis Hof Casanova Hugh Hefner James Bond Supreme Studmuffin Creator Sovereign and have 500 concubines in his head and beholden to no earthly law.
 
The only question is when will he finally go down the CWC route and fully enter the role of being Jesus Christ Emmanuel Dennis Hof Casanova Hugh Hefner James Bond Supreme Studmuffin Creator Sovereign and have 500 concubines in his head and beholden to no earthly law.

Given his other symptoms of schizophrenia, it may be closer than we think. Of course, he is likely lying about those symptoms just to seem like a "cool and interesting guy" since hallucinations are something that really turns women on.
 
That's the thing though: Shit-Lips had written the script in his head that he wouldn't get evicted and would not be homeless. In his head script he would stay where he was at, get the $20,000 PLUS $200,000, AND his employer would be forced to keep him at his position. There was no dire, pressing need to get whatever scratch together possible RIGHT FUCKING NOW, because the script he'd written in his head told him everything would turn out just exactly the way he wanted it to, just like it always does. And just like it always does, reality didn't follow the script.
And he also thought the months of backrent would be "offset" because of the thermostat and he'd never have to pay it, so why would he need $20,000 in the hand instead of $200,000 in the bush?
 
The only question is when will he finally go down the CWC route and fully enter the role of being Jesus Christ Emmanuel Dennis Hof Casanova Hugh Hefner James Bond Supreme Studmuffin Creator Sovereign and have 500 concubines in his head and beholden to no earthly law.
If i were a betting man, i'd put some money on a SovCit arc. He's definitely delusional enough to explain how he engages in commerce or travels upon the land. Also, the SovCit thing will unlock him his Treasury Direct Account. Think of the whores he could buy with that money!
 
The only question is when will he finally go down the CWC route and fully enter the role of being Jesus Christ Emmanuel Dennis Hof Casanova Hugh Hefner James Bond Supreme Studmuffin Creator Sovereign and have 500 concubines in his head and beholden to no earthly law.

In A Beautiful Mind, John Nash struggled with his schizophrenia in ways like having imaginary conversations with Ed Harris' character (in the movie) or a fictional pope, John XXIII. Maybe Russ will be visited by some fictional LDS President or Head Elder to tell him God's opening up a special new section of Mormon heaven that includes a brothel and God would like him to run it?
 
Reality hates the disabled. Somebody should sue reality.

Nah. There are plenty of disabled people who get along just fine with reality and live otherwise happy, normal, successful lives. Reality hates Russell Greer, because Russell Greer is a self-centered, entitled, narcissistic piece of shit who has never once in his life attempted to take reality into consideration. Reality can be quite vindictive when you completely disregard it.
 
The funniest thing he ever did was throwing a tantrum when Null retained Mr. Greg Skordas. It was a stream-of-consciousness meltdown masquerading as a court filing, and it was glorious. I wish I could read it for the first time again.
oh I forgot the utter beauty of that filing! And then THIS!
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Russ was:
1. Surprised he was charged with a crime
2. Aktchually convicted for having unpopular views
2a. That's unconstitutional you retard!
3. He got into a "verbal" altercation with his defense attorney.

Best line though is:
It could be argued that Moon and his users have harassed Greer more than Greer ever harassed the girl, yet Greer is somehow the convicted one.
Yeah, criminally harassing a person IN PERSON is much less worse than being laughed at by a site on the interwebz. Never stop giving Russ. lolol
 
oh I forgot the utter beauty of that filing! And then THIS!
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Russ was:
1. Surprised he was charged with a crime
2. Aktchually convicted for having unpopular views
2a. That's unconstitutional you retard!
3. He got into a "verbal" altercation with his defense attorney.

Best line though is:

Yeah, criminally harassing a person IN PERSON is much less worse than being laughed at by a site on the interwebz. Never stop giving Russ. lolol
The above demonstrates that practically every lolsuit Russell feels the need to relitigate, or EXPLAIN the last one. People ask when Russ will start mixing up Greer V Moon and ViaTRON filings, but even if he knows which case he's submitting to, he'll still argue one in the other.

He'll EXPLAIN Greer V Moon in ViaTRON, maybe even ask that Judge for a restraining order against Hardin in Utah, and when that case ends in a victory for ViaTRON before Greer V Moon is concluded (because you know it will) he'll file in Greer V Moon explaining why Greer V ViaTRON was unfair and bias
 
The funniest thing he ever did was throwing a tantrum when Null retained Mr. Greg Skordas. It was a stream-of-consciousness meltdown masquerading as a court filing, and it was glorious. I wish I could read it for the first time again.
How there isn't a tulpa made up of the inner pedant of every English speaking person who has ever read Gree's writings I will never know. Even if you ignore the horrific grammar and crimes against punctuation, words have meanings. That's how language and communication work.


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Long overdue update since something significant happened less than an hour ago.

The timeline is more or less like this:
  • Initial request was made on 9th of January
  • On January 13th, they said "Due to the high volume of public records, additional time is required." The new timeline was 19th of February
  • On 17th of February, they concluded that no records existed
  • Today, after a lot of effort on my behalf, they provided as a reasoning that they delele records every six months. The records in question are from 2024, so this isn't an explanation for the difference between "high volume of [...] records" and no records. In addition, they offered to search through the County's backup IT systems
  • If I agree, this would take up to six months.

I intend to take them up on this offer. It is likely that I will not have any update to you for the next half year
Update:
  • On March 19th, I took them up on their offer
  • On April 7th, they sheepishly replied back because they forgot what dates they were supposed to look into
  • On the same day, I provided them the dates (again)
  • Today they contacted me, and provided me the following documents. Notably, their letter is dated on the 21st, so they forgot to send it when they had completed the request
Documents:

April 10, 2024 - Clark County Code 8.32 License Question:

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This was already known to us, and posted by me here.

April 15, 2024 - Russ complains that they ghosted him. This was NOT known to us, and is therefore a new email.

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April 24, 2024 - Russ complains again that he is still being ghosted. This is also new,

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So, to sum up, when I said back in January that he was ghosted, I happened to be entirely correct, DESPITE THE FACT that they actually did the work of figuring out the answers to his questions. Your tax dollars go to pay for clerks to ignore Russ' emails. Not the worst use of government funds.
 

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I'd also like to see that time he was convinced he got through to the live rounds of AGT because some low level slush sifter used the phrase 'good job'.
Hey now, it wasn't just that they said good job. They also clapped, said they enjoyed it and had him upload his audition video. How could he not assume that meant that he was definitely through to the next round and about to get Heidi Klum to suck him his penis any day now after that?
49. The audition went smoothly. By the end of the act, the producer was clapping and told
Greer he enjoyed the act.
50. The producer asked Greer to submit the video on the online portal as well and then told him
good job.
 
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