Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[Rabbit without a hat]

So I was thinking of reading a yandre dev x reader fic. But I'd need to remember my wattpad login for that and I don't want to put more than the bare minimum into reading it.

 

[M1A1]

So I was thinking of reading a yandre dev x reader fic. But I'd need to remember my wattpad login for that and I don't want to put more than the bare minimum into reading it.

Don't do it. Seriously.
It's just an over exaggerated story about a high school girl who meets yandere dev and falls in love with him.
It's riddled with things such as yandere dev saving the girl from a molester at a party, then going to France where the girl gets kidnapped and is subsequently saved by yandaddy dev. There's many other chapters but i just couldn't handle it

 

[Rabbit without a hat]

I actually took a cursory glance at one with the free preview. The writing was awful for a start. And the idea of Yan-dev sex scene makes me wanna puke.

 

[IngusNSFW]

Ah, yes. The damsel reader and the Gary-Stu love interest. Classics of awful tween girl stories.

Also, someone posted on reddit Eva's old menu screen for the game.
https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si..._i_cant_believe_this_actually_existed_at_one/ (http://archive.is/cl0DE)

>busty pink-haired schoolgirls


EDIT: The reason he removed it was because he thought it was too cringe when it describes the game perfectly.

 

[LiquidMathew]

Ah, yes. The damsel reader and the Gary-Stu love interest. Classics of awful tween girl stories.

Also, someone posted on reddit Eva's old menu screen for the game.
https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si..._i_cant_believe_this_actually_existed_at_one/ (http://archive.is/cl0DE)

>busty pink-haired schoolgirls

>Over-worked programmer
Good to see him giving credit to the TinyBuild team

 

[FaygoFagYo]

>Over-worked programmer
Good to see him giving credit to the TinyBuild team

Considering how they're doing most of the work, they should change their name to MassiveBuild

 

[princess13456789]

This one is an idiot.

 

[FaygoFagYo]

This one is an idiot.
View attachment 248706

Why do they defend YandereDev so vehemently? What is he doing to garner their praise?

 

[TheHungryGhost]

Alex reminds me of those people who go on those televised talent shows and make fools of themselves, and you wonder why this person's family and friends didn't tell them how mediocre and untalented they really are.
All his buddies on his "private" chat are not doing him any favors with the ass kissing. Development has been at a standstill for almost a year now, Alex is streaming more than he ever has, and it's obvious that he has lost interest in the game. Maybe since it's clear he doesn't want to work on YanSim, he should go out and find a sustainable job and move out of mom's house. But it's probably easier to be a tumor and leech off mommy and daddy's money for the rest of his/their lives.

 

[FaygoFagYo]

But it's probably easier to be a tumor and leech off mommy and daddy's money for the rest of his/their lives.

It's easier to be a leech when you also have a fan base pumping funds to you, believing that if they increase their payment, the product will come faster.

Tl;dr: Alex is a literal human parasite.

 

[Captain Smollett]

Ah, yes. The damsel reader and the Gary-Stu love interest. Classics of awful tween girl stories.

Also, someone posted on reddit Eva's old menu screen for the game.
https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si..._i_cant_believe_this_actually_existed_at_one/ (http://archive.is/cl0DE)

>busty pink-haired schoolgirls


EDIT: The reason he removed it was because he thought it was too cringe when it describes the game perfectly.

*An over-incompetent programmer, and much worse.
FTFY

 

[ES 148]

Ah, yes. The damsel reader and the Gary-Stu love interest. Classics of awful tween girl stories.

Also, someone posted on reddit Eva's old menu screen for the game.
https://www.reddit.com/r/yandere_si..._i_cant_believe_this_actually_existed_at_one/ (http://archive.is/cl0DE)

>busty pink-haired schoolgirls


EDIT: The reason he removed it was because he thought it was too cringe when it describes the game perfectly.

I'll admit, the 'raw sewage/cooked sewage/mimicrowave-ready sewage' line made me laugh a bit. Pity for Alex it's a summary of his game.

 

[Dymentia]

New video up.

 

[Pikimon]

so is the game done yet

 

[vertexwindi]

So he's saying that now that the code is not complete bollocks any more, he'll be able to work on Yansim at a faster rate.

Which I suppose is true but then he actually has to do work ()

 

[Rabbit without a hat]

Now granted I have little knowledge of how to actually make a game, so I'm likely completely off the rails here. Anyway so I've started watching yan-sims video and he mentioned the engine he was using was limited to four gigs of memory and crashed frequently, which meant development was slowed down. Like, why didn't he change it sooner? Or just not use that engine in the first place?

 

[FaygoFagYo]

he'll be able to work on Yansim at a faster rate

inb4 "the code isn't working anymore guise help"

 

[José Mourinho]

So let me get this straight in summary

It took seven months just to get his code not shit?

 

[Keystone]

He'll probably fuck it all up again and make it an even bigger jumbled mess than it was before.

 

[FaygoFagYo]

So let me get this straight in summary

It took seven months just to get his code not shit?

No.

He also streamed anime tiddy during that time.