Cultcow EvaXephon / Yanderedev / Alex Mahan / Alexander Stuart Mahan / cannotgoogleme - Edgy weeaboo coomer with pedo tendencies and 15+ years internet history as a lolcow, now known as a disaster developer behind eternal debug build called "Yandere Simulator", confirmed groomer and dollfucker

[30 Dollar Haircut]

He's an independent developer who uses a bunch of volunteers. Totally indie. Honest guv!

He can't be independent now if he's getting an entire team of people who are supposed to publish the game to work on the game for him now

 

[FaygoFagYo]

He can't be independent now if he's getting an entire team of people who are supposed to publish the game to work on the game for him now

Naw, he's just getting a little help from his new employers friends! And everyone will get the satisfaction of helping the struggling company indie dev that is TinyBuild Eva!

 

[Rabbit without a hat]

Eva is one man band who gets all his games out on time and works for 25 hours a day 8 days a week. I will be having none of your slander Starman andMonsterdong.

 

[shatmasher]

Why does it matter how much money I make from stream donations? I don't stream to raise a budget for Yandere Sim, I stream games for fun. That money is from fans who want to support me, not from people who are trying to finance Yandere Simulator. It's unrelated to Yandere Sim's budget. I don't need to feel obligated to put every single cent I make towards Yandere Simulator.

Implying that people are actually dazzled by his charming wits and personality, and not just interested in his fetish sim. Where'd eva get such self-steem?

 

[Rabbit without a hat]

So I tweeted the crush crush people and they confirmed yan dev is working on the models.

I can't wait to see them in game in the year of our lord 2028.

 

[FaygoFagYo]

Eva is one man band who gets all his games out on time and works for 25 hours a day 8 days a week. I will be having none of your slander Starman andMonsterdong.

Yeah, streaming anime tiddy for 10 hours is a tough field to master.

 

[Keystone]

Yeah, streaming anime tiddy for 10 hours is a tough field to master.

Yes. "Master" indeed.

So I tweeted the crush crush people and they confirmed yan dev is working on the models. View attachment 248191

I can't wait to see them in game in the year of our lord 2028.

More like 2128 at his rate.

I also love how he always shits on people who flat out tell him how to do his "job" better so the game can come out faster. I can't tell if it's because he wants this shekel scam to keep going, or if he's actually that ignorant. Both, probably.

 

[Cornfields]

So I tweeted the crush crush people and they confirmed yan dev is working on the models. View attachment 248191

I can't wait to see them in game in the year of our lord 2028.

lol doesn't this technically take time away from the development of fetish sim

inb4 "I only work on it for one hour a week u guise!"

 

[FaygoFagYo]

lol doesn't this technically take time away from the development of fetish sim

inb4 "I only work on it for one hour a week u guise!"

He actually multitasks writing code and mastering anime tiddy and does the latter for the week it takes for TinyBuild to "work out the minor bugs."

 

[Y2K Baby]

to "work out the minor bugs."

Mainly pertaining to the lack of anime tiddy.

 

[Dymentia]

Why is it that in almost every build that Eva makes, he adds at least 1 new hairstyle/accessory for Yandere-Chan?

 

[LiquidMathew]

Why is it that in almost every build that Eva makes, he adds at least 1 new hairstyle/accessory for Yandere-Chan?

because he adds fluffy things like that so it will appear like progress is being made, same reason he adds a million memes, its very easy to add to the game with no effort

 

[Sushinope]

Why is it that in almost every build that Eva makes, he adds at least 1 new hairstyle/accessory for Yandere-Chan?

Its so the twelvies don't eat him alive for lack of progress, if he adds memes,easter eggs and hair then it makes them stop asking questions and ree about hater/people with common sense talking about lack of actual progress on the game.

 

[Chill Fam]

Why is it that in almost every build that Eva makes, he adds at least 1 new hairstyle/accessory for Yandere-Chan?

 

[Blanche Bleach]

Why is it that in almost every build that Eva makes, he adds at least 1 new hairstyle/accessory for Yandere-Chan?

well at least he's going to talk about the game's development! or so he says. we all know it's going nowhere

 

[IngusNSFW]

Eva: "All of your are ignorant assholes, stfu I make progress. *rants and rants*."
*clearing up misunderstandings*
*goes and writes paragraphs on the reddit*
*useless videos on youtube that show no actual progress*
*adds easter eggs to game*
*streams all day and all night*

Eva: "ya, dumb trolls"

 

[ITSAFUCKINGORANGE]

He says the video will be on the 15th or 16th and then he's gonna say "sorry guys delayed so i need more time because revise" even though it's gonna be the same fucking video that shows little progress and has little effort put into the video like all other videos he have made to give out fucking everything and waste time.

 

[Orhahine]

((Hey dudes, it's Ordohne here. Stuff happened with my account so I made a new one))

As usual, Eva is being a complete hypocrite. Should I even be surprised at this point.

But on another note, the artists that Eva displays in his blog posts are actually quite competent. Most of the art he shows is very pretty and looks like it's had effort put into it. Too bad that all that work is put into fanart of a fetish game.

 

[Rabbit without a hat]

But on another note, the artists that Eva displays in his blog posts are actually quite competent. Most of the art he shows is very pretty and looks like it's had effort put into it. Too bad that all that work is put into fanart of a fetish game.

Yeah, the art is well done and characterful. I don't mind games being a fetish sim, what I do mind is when people aren't honest about it. Yeah Eva you have a mechanic involving panty shots and some teacher who pervs on the students, this is not part of your wank bank in aannnny way. If Eva was so pumped up about making the game realistic as he claims, he'd change the pervy teacher from the school, since the school would fire her ass rather than risk damage to its reputation.

Or maybe now here's a thought, she could have a character redesign so she doesn't have these huge tits and be blatantly perving the students and instead look innocent and do in private. Depth and it doesn't break my willing suspension of this game won't be released disbelief. This isn't even like an amazing idea, but it would make far more sense than Eva's.

 

[FaygoFagYo]

But on another note, the artists that Eva displays in his blog posts are actually quite competent. Most of the art he shows is very pretty and looks like it's had effort put into it. Too bad that all that work is put into fanart of a fetish game.

Not just a fetish game, but a phantomware fetish game!