Feedback "new users" paradox

[Sludgeholden]

Ah yes, the slungus paradox

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

what the actual fuck is going on

non gold niggers gtfo tbh

 

[Sludgeholden]

what the actual fuck is going on

non gold niggers gtfo tbh

Fucking gold niggers- they shine in the light. Gotta hit em' with your car.

 

[Cryogonal2]

the caliber of new users is terrible.

this is constant no matter what website you go to. it turns out that most people make for the worst posters imaginable, so the more users a website has the more frequently you'll come across the bottom of the barrel faggots. you are not seeing people who are here to laugh at lolcows or discuss their hobbies, you are seeing twitter subhumans who want to poke the cows with pitchforks and piss on everyone with a hobby. they are the nigerians and we are the germans. also you're being a total faggot because you're just talking about people who are making fun of you lol

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

I assumed he was engaging in some 5D ARG bait when he wrote this.

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Sadly he seems to have been completely serious.

He's the East India Company of things nobody wants to trade.

if i ever get this way please put two in the back of my head

 

[Halbschwanz]

Something something Nietzsche quote but instead of the abyss it's crippling autism.

I assumed he was engaging in some 5D ARG bait when he wrote this.

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Sadly he seems to have been completely serious.

He's the East India Company of things nobody wants to trade.

Seniority does not make one immune to cringe.

 

[big dumb]

In this itt thread: gay virgin oldfag effort posters (shaky hands typing, counting reactions) vs gigachad giphy new users (unbothered, moisturized, in their lane).

 

[RollingRock2]

@neger psykolog I told you nigga

 

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

@neger psykolog I told you nigga

This guys has been a known fag for that long?

Let me doublepost to gloat in victory.

I imagine it was easy to read as maybe a trolling thing at the time, but seeing his current meltdown confirms he wasn't exaggerating his preening.

 

[Bioniclelover]

In this itt thread: gay virgin oldfag effort posters (shaky hands typing, counting reactions) vs gigachad giphy new users (unbothered, moisturized, in their lane).

I wish this was the case but plenty of new users are still obsessed with stickers and spergouts caused by them are still common. I suppose it's simply a KF tradition at this point.

 

[The Projects]

I won't comment on the examples you gave, but yes, the quality of the forum's userbase has deteriorated over these last years.

Not me though, I rock man.

 

[whatchamacallit]

I’ve seen Null tell you off for being a spaz like ten times, but yeah it’s a new user problem.

Raped by Null 109 times but it's always the newfags' fault...

 

[BrainSand63]

How many times do you have to say nigger before you become a Brand Name Kiwifarmer™?

Asking for a friend

 

[The Projects]

How many times do you have to say nigger before you become a Brand Name Kiwifarmer™?

Asking for a friend

Ideally zero, from what I've gathered

 

[Clarence Boddicker]

I guess the implication of this is that there are many users who contribute very low value stuff to the forum.

 

[Mahat M A T I Gandhi]

I like your DSP posts and my first ever report was about a retard who quoted a post and said "I couldn't have said it better". It was rage inducing, and not uncommon.


More people should lurk if they have nothing of value to say. Look at how awful the Turkey Tom and Hambly threads are. You have a point.

 

[DickMain]

If you don't want to read the above, it's 322 words describing how DSP compares his stream to a sandwich shop, and how you should totally post in Neger's new cool thread about sandwich shops. See how I did that in a single sentence?

Reading that long-ass CH was more boring than it coming from Phil himself if that's even possible, bravo.

 

[22 Rimfire]

I assumed he was engaging in some 5D ARG bait when he wrote this.

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Sadly he seems to have been completely serious.

He's the East India Company of things nobody wants to trade.

Wow, I thought he only got bad recently.

 

[Helping Friendly Book]

Anyone want to bet on neger being a possible halal?

 

[geckogoy]

Ignore it,
Deal with it,
Move on.

Thats more mature, but even just crashing out and calling people gorilla nigger retards would probably be fine

I personally fear the worst though (that he is brown)