Feedback "new users" paradox

If he decides to come back I hope Null fixes what annoys me more than his old PFP, the misspelling in his name: it should be "negerpsykolog", not "neger psykolog" (look up "särskrivning"/"særskrivning").
 
New people help keep the place alive. The cool thing to do is to try and acclimate them. You know what happens when you don't get fresh blood? Any forum stagnates and becomes a big stinking pit of faggots who huff their own farts and think their word is golden law. Your account age doesn't make you Johnny Twodicks, it just means you've bought into the autism timeshare before everyone else.
 
Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Sounds like somebody needs buckwheat.
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Buckwheat noodles are pretty tasty.
Here's a bowl from the (based) Korea.
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North Korean cold buckwheat noodles.
 
Catch The Rainbow said:
Begging for an unban
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Plenty users do that. I've been accused of threadbanning people on that board when I can't do shit (thankfully, and God bless U_M).

Spectate said:
I should list out why I actually dislike Neger. Something that Neger incapable of doing is properly explaining why something is important/funny. He'll post 4 paragraphs in the CH board when it can be summed up to a single sentence. What do you expect? Community features are supposed to be taglines, and you can't fucking properly give your happening a tagline? Do you expect the front page to look like this?
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If you don't want to read the above, it's 322 words describing how DSP compares his stream to a sandwich shop, and how you should totally post in Neger's new cool thread about sandwich shops. See how I did that in a single sentence?

This would be fine if Neger didn't have such a fucking huge ego over writing wordswordswordswords over literal SNCA. He thinks he's one of the last good users on this forum, however most of his effortposts on the forum aren't just because he has fun making them or he legitimately wants to spread information to others, it's because he likes stickers and cares deeply what others think about him. I've had this opinion for months and Neger proving everything I've thought about him in just 3 pages (instead of 5000 words) is incredibly vindicating, and most importantly; funny. Have some fun on this site, you gigantic faggot.
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It's bad when you put it this way but for some lolcows with smaller followings, it's hard to be brief.
Jannies usually pick funny ones from that thread and make the feature post. I make sure mine doesn't exceed 3 lines of text on my average smartphone.
That said, yeah, DSP isn't one of them. Happenings for his shit can be described with 3 standard lines of text, maximum.
 
I don't know what's going on in this thread but I wanted to let you know I hate your community posts because they're always a novella of useless info with the relevant happening buried somewhere in the midst of obscure in-jokes and broken english.
 
Oldfags turning into homos is a real medical condition on the farms. It has also become an incurable epidemic unfortunately.

I'm gon' pray for a fallen soul today 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
 
AltisticRight said:
It's bad when you put it this way but for some lolcows with smaller followings, it's hard to be brief.
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It's especially hard when you fill the happening post with unfunny injokes and instead of consisely explaining things you try to make the post as much of a word salad as possible. Neger legitimately thought longer posts = "effort", which and effort means that the post is good.
 
If new users can't figure out how to make an account without logging it with Twitter that should be the filter. No users should be able to use existing x or facebook accounts to use Kiwifarms.
 
stares at error messages said:
If new users can't figure out how to make an account without logging it with Twitter that should be the filter. No users should be able to use existing x or facebook accounts to use Kiwifarms.
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While less passwords to keep track of is usually a good thing, the fact that several journalists seem to have contacts in either X or their "identity verification providers" willing to hand out the identity of any pseudonymous account on demand should make people extremely cautious about connecting their X account with anything.
 
Spectate said:
It's especially hard when you fill the happening post with unfunny injokes and instead of consisely explaining things you try to make the post as much of a word salad as possible. Neger legitimately thought longer posts = "effort", which and effort means that the post is good.
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its especially hard when you deliberately omit all details from the happening post and instead explain that you find it distasteful to even look at the content (why advertise it then?) and fill the rest with sperging about ukraine. the kicker comes when you later claim you dont care about taking sides in political shit
 
I don't pretend to know anything about how this site works or the culture here, I don't even know how I ended up in this thread.

But I do know that this guy's a real retard. His name is always next to some dumb shit.

It's been nice seeing people clown on him.
 
New users and @neger psykolog have the same average post quality, but new users' posts take 5 seconds to read instead of 5 minutes. This is why new users are superior.

I always got the impression he was writing CH posts for himself, not for anyone else.
 
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