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probably online said:
Not to double post in the thread, but you mentioning Dial M made me think about the latest Melee occurrence that's gone on resulting in a 2-month ban from specific events.
BobbyBigBallz (falco player) lost to Dial M in the latest Hbox Online Tournament (Cashbox), allegedly pulls his ethernet cable when he's down 3-1 & on his last stock, tries to say that Dial M was the one who pulled the ethernet cable, whines in the tournament chat, then goes Puff & stalls the last two games to timeout & loses. I honestly thought they just banned him for typing "Youre mama my sex slave" to a 14 y/o, but I guess it's more-so him acting like an unsportsmanlike baby lol.
30min Clip of the Whole Ordeal
(twitter link)
Here's Hbox's tweet about him receiving a 2-month ban from Cashbox events.
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this whole thing just made me cringe, chuckle, and experience second-hand embarrassment over the span of learning more about it. jfc
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tbh Bobby has lolcow potential too, but in a more traditional sense than "they're a sex offender and whatnot", lowkey kinda refreshing to see stupid shit like this
 
bobby has always been kind of a retard, he streamed himself taking a swig of wine directly from the bottle while literally driving a couple of years ago, he then proceeded to get raked over the coals by the melee trannies and fags and got banned for a while. honestly a bit of an overreaction because he was just fucking around and wasn't actually drunk. he is just an unserious manchild, but the melee troons modus oparandi is to always judge you with the highest degree of morality based on your actions while they judge themselves based on their intentions and feelings.

bobby was one of the few people who went to bat for hax when he was going through it. like a combined 4 fucking people in this entire pathetic scene who have any sort of status or influence have stuck their necks out for hax and bobby was one of them so i will always have some respect for him.

he definitely acted like a faggot though for pulling the ethernet cord and demanding a replay when he rightfully got ass raped by a 14 year old DK
 
Flamin' Hot said:
I’m sure r/SSBM will somehow defend and justify this because Hax$ dared question the stickbug named Leffen.
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Leffen is four things, let me explain. The FGC are dogs. Leffens's not a real man... he's not a real man... Hax$ knew. Let me explain because you see, smash players need to rise up. So I've written this manifesto and it's called Evidence.zip. Ultbabies are damaged goods. I forced my boys to play Melee. Leffen is a liar, Leffen is a faggot, Leffen is a coward and Leffen is a piece of shit.
 
penava said:
The niggers could at least recognize and publicly say crack was destroying their communities, you'd get lynched for saying the same about HRT. Niggers are literally more self aware than trannies.
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Let's not be too hasty. They still can't admit George Floyd did anything wrong and actively burn down cities because da popo. Granted, troons join them in this behavior because they leech off anything "progressive" to enable their degeneracy and criminal behavior (sound familiar?). Both of these people are a plague in the FGC and people worshipping "le based black guy" in the FGC set the stage for the inclusiveness garbage we see today which was, in full throated earnest, supported by these same FGC "based black guys" who supported it to enable their own degeneracy. Look at Hotashi, who is a Guilty Queer Stroke player and one of the lead champions of "TRANS RIGHTS" despite being a fat nigger. Same with SonicFox. They embody this completely as newfags and many oldhead black guys in the FGC were the same exact way, just more subtle.

In Smash, you had many commentators like this. Many of which got eaten by the same golem they help create (Look no further than someone like D1 for instance). Now a lot of them are trying to turn around and act like they were always against this.
 
DerangedBehavior said:
Let's not be too hasty. They still can't admit George Floyd did anything wrong and actively burn down cities because da popo. Granted, troons join them in this behavior because they leech off anything "progressive" to enable their degeneracy and criminal behavior (sound familiar?). Both of these people are a plague in the FGC and people worshipping "le based black guy" in the FGC set the stage for the inclusiveness garbage we see today which was, in full throated earnest, supported by these same FGC "based black guys" who supported it to enable their own degeneracy. Look at Hotashi, who is a Guilty Queer Stroke player and one of the lead champions of "TRANS RIGHTS" despite being a fat nigger. Same with SonicFox. They embody this completely as newfags and many oldhead black guys in the FGC were the same exact way, just more subtle.

In Smash, you had many commentators like this. Many of which got eaten by the same golem they help create (Look no further than someone like D1 for instance). Now a lot of them are trying to turn around and act like they were always against this.
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Fighting game Nigga's produce kino like "Wombo Combo", "Somebodies getting fucked", or anything LTG produced.

Fighting game Tranny's are just Fighting game Furries but even worse.
 
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Playlist of his matches

his dave strider ass mii (it's actually Kagura from the anime Gintama as seen in his twitch banner, he considers himself a "kagura" main)
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A Mii Brawler is an informal term for someone with Antisocial Personality Disorder (ASPD), characterized by a chronic disregard for right and wrong, lack of empathy, and manipulative behavior. Mii Brawlers act impulsively, violate social norms and laws, and show little remorse for harming others. Behaviors usually stem from environmental factors, such as trauma or upbringing.
 
Mike Matei's Penis said:
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Playlist of his matches

his dave strider ass mii (it's actually Kagura from the anime Gintama as seen in his twitch banner, he considers himself a "kagura" main)
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You know it's times like these which actually make me appreciate something about the smash community. Stuff like this would've been completely lost to time if smashers didn't upload literally every match from their $21 dollar prize pool locals.
 
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