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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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There She Glows said:
Based on the timing it is literally biologically impossible for him to have gotten her pregnant.

And Plan B isn't a chemical abortion. It delays ovulation so no egg is present to be fertilized. Might as well call all birth control an abortion.
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Unless you know her ovulation cycle (doubtful because most women don't even know their own) it's impossible to say that it's "literally biologically impossible". You are right that Plan B is not the abortion pill and not a chemical abortion. It works the same way as regular birth control pills, just a stronger dose. It makes the lining of your uterus slick so that any fertilized egg will not implant. Basically all birth control works this way...it doesn't prevent fertilization, it prevents implantation. That's why it only works if taken 72 hours after intercourse. Commonly known as "the morning after pill".

None of this really matters because I wouldn't believe ANYTHING coming from either Ralph or Scarlett in regards to IceDancer. Ralph was obviously upset when she decided she didn't want to see him anymore (he sent her flowers for fucks sake) and is super salty about the rejection.

Scarlett is hella insecure, look at how she sperged out over Melonie Mac after Ralph made some offhand comment about her. How do you think she feels about a woman who Ralph actually spent his own money to fly out to see?
....also, she just got clowned on pretty hard by Mersh on MLC yesterday, she's still lickin' her wounds.
 
You can check 'get fastfood' on your NONTENT bingo cards.

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Stiffy said:
Kind of hoping Hambly gets drunk, snaps and just shoots Ralph in front of Scarlett.
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As much as I'd love to see the Ring footage of Ralph getting magdumped on Quarterpounder's doorstep, Jeremy is a pussy who always avoids direct confrontation. In the massively unlikely event Ralph does turn up he'll do what Boogie should have done: stay inside and call the cops.

Best case scenario we're getting more bodycam footage of Ralph being a belligerent tool.
 
I think I just figured out the solution to their gay beef. Jeremy is a known cuck, Ethan has zero morals, therefore the only logical conclusion is for Ethan to be Jeremy's mexican bull. They could have Scarlet direct the ordeal for maximum cuckage as she's qualified to advise on degeneracy.
 
Xev said:
I think I just figured out the solution to their gay beef. Jeremy is a known cuck, Ethan has zero morals, therefore the only logical conclusion is for Ethan to be Jeremy's mexican bull. They could have Scarlet direct the ordeal for maximum cuckage as she's qualified to advise on degeneracy.
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Ethan is dating an active hooker and paid a man to fuck his wife. I'm not saying Jeremy isn't a cuck, but Ralph has more credentials despite the spotlight being on Hambly at the moment.

They'd have to cohabitate the cuck loveseat.
 
Xev said:
I think I just figured out the solution to their gay beef. Jeremy is a known cuck, Ethan has zero morals, therefore the only logical conclusion is for Ethan to be Jeremy's mexican bull. They could have Scarlet direct the ordeal for maximum cuckage as she's qualified to advise on degeneracy.
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The Gunt would never let Jeremy near Scarlett. We all know that.
 
So Ralph hasn't tweeted in 6 hours, no stream tonight. Guess he's either dead or just ... doing drugs in the hotel room? Her apartment?

Sad! Pathetic!
 
The Ralphabitch is too afraid of The Quartering to do anything. He won't stream himself or show up at any bars or at Jeremy's house. He's just going to vaguepost on Twitter about the shitty food he and his whore are stuffing down their throats.

If Ralph doesn't do any of the shit he said he would, then he might be the first and only person Jeremy has ever felted. Sad. Pathetic. Gunted Quartered.
 
Um... said:
2005 Saab. lol
She must have bought it used.
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Correct. Her parents got it for her. The fact that she’s still driving it kind of goes against Ralph’s claim of her being “one of the best porn stars of her generation”.
 

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Woah Piggy, this is so deep! Excellent content creation.
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At this point I really hope Shartlett goes full Lorena Bobbitt on this pathetic pig in a methed out rage.

Edit: If the shoe fits, wear it. A hit hog will holler. Nontent producer.
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HackerX said:
I mean, seriously. The man is posting pictures of a taco bell taco for dopamine.
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At least he's moved on from captioning them with 'imagine eatin this GOOD' before showing a plain medium steak with no sides.
Dropa5pack said:
The fact that she’s still driving it kind of goes against Ralph’s claim of her being “one of the best porn stars of her generation”.
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Was it a pink Rolls Royce that Trisha Paytas bought with her OF millions? Ralph's future wife can't even measure up to that goblin.
 
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