Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

yes because it involves giving power to subhuman cultures and thought like Islamism, communism, and generic corruption

even at its most isolationist America was still majorly influential
You are brown, or at least not White. The reason Iran is such a problem is geography, geography is the best weapon in any war and Iran is lucky to have good geography. Now look at America's geography. We are fucking uninvadable. So maybe some browns in your region might gain more power but as an actual White American I am at no risk. And before you scream "BUT THE NUKES", just no, mutually assured destruction has proven it's validity and the very fact that the Iranians didn't activate their economic nuke until attacked proves that even Muslims can get the idea.
 
Everyone who doesnt want America to be a major driving force in the world is le brown and le third world. Kek
This, but ironically.

In more humorous news, Bibi revealed he has to piss every ten minutes.
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Israel: "Yes, King Jew had literal ass cancer and had to undergo surgery. Here he is on TV talking shit again, and travelling to meet with Trump"

Iran: "NO YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO HEAR FROM THE GAYATOLLAH HE HAS A BIG BOOBOO, BUT HE'S TOTALLY FINE BRAVELY LEADING THE ISLAMIC REVOLUTION FROM THE DEEPEST MOST SECRET BUNKER INSHALLAH!!"

Russia can't even claim relevancy. It's sad to realize that, as goddamned retarded and incapable as the average American is, they're still massively superior to the best the rest of the world has to offer.
Russia's whole "sphere of influence" shtick is basically one big geopolitical gibsmedats.

If Russia had an actual sphere of influence then Europe and the US either wouldn't physically be able to and/or be too afraid to fuck around in Russia's front yard.
The fact that the West can just indefinitely fund Ukraine, outright bring Finland into NATO and steal Armenia & Azerbaijan out from under them with nothing but impotent chest-puffing and weak attempts to arm equally retarded third world proxies proves that Russia doesn't actually have a sphere of influence.

It's like if you have to constantly tell everyone that you're the leader and you're in charge, then you aren't a fucking leader and you aren't in charge.
 
The second that letter drops US approval rating in Morocco will shoot through the roof as Spain still holds sovereignty over 2 cities on the Mediterranean coast of Morocco which Morocco has been telling Spain to fuck off from for the past 75 years.

Also I wonder if that will open the door to the US outright annexing Garcia Diego and the Azores.
morocco was the first nation to recognize US independence, they would be a perfect nation to back over spain
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So maybe some browns in your region might gain more power but as an actual White American I am at no risk.
Until China attacks Taiwan with no fear of repercussions from the US, cutting off the majority of the world's chip supply, the Russians start trying to mess with US interests in Europe/Africa/MENA and gain power over raw resources via proxy govts, and the Iranians work to destroy the great Satan from their base in Venezuela where they built drones that can reach Florida.
 
A frustration I cannot help but cope about are white countries that have historically proven to be capable of becoming a super power but literally chose not to and would rather be petty and bitch about America being a super power.
 
morocco was the first nation to recognize US independence, they would be a perfect nation to back over spain
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Morocco has a shitload of phosphate. We've already been very friendly with them lately, including recognizing that they own Western Sahara. They've even agreed to pretend our fat girlfriend Israel is pretty.

A frustration I cannot help but cope about are white countries that have historically proven to be capable of becoming a super power but literally chose not to and would rather be petty and bitch about America being a super power.
Yeah, it's pretty hard to pretend there's some sort of genetic defect that makes the French or the English unable to be a real country. Britain especially is the Andrew Ditch of nations, insisting they have autism and need assisted living while shitting their diapers on purpose.
 
Ive seen enough of you to know youre a kike. During muh Shoah do you agree with the ideology that led others to put your people in gas chambers?
Ive seen enough of you to know you're brown and projecting your own insecurities about not being white.
You hate America because you're brown lol
 
Looks like Vance either grew tired of having his time wasted, or Trump decided Iran no longer has the privilege of being able to negotiate with their golden boy whom they are convinced will agree to all their terms because Twitter said so.
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Morocco has a shitload of phosphate. We've already been very friendly with them lately, including recognizing that they own Western Sahara. They've even agreed to pretend our fat girlfriend Israel is pretty.
I recently got the opportunity to talk to a morocco native who married an american and DUDE, those people have a sense of culture and family, the lady was so proud to talk about being an American while also gushing about her heritage. Their children were super polite and respectful.

if there is an African nation to back I think thats one to do, they seem like quality people. I also read that wiston churchill says there is no more amazing place on earth than Marrakesh.

Yo, this trump nigga kinda funny NGL
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Looks like Vance either grew tired of having his time wasted, or Trump decided Iran no longer has the privilege of being able to negotiate with their golden boy whom they are convinced will agree to all their terms because Twitter said so.
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Aragchi denies there will be any negotiations and is visiting Pakistan for diplomatic reasons...
So either there will be negotiations and Araghchi is lying to the Iranians like a teen, or its a prank and he plans to ghost them.
 
So either there will be negotiations and Araghchi is lying to the Iranians like a teen, or its a prank and he plans to ghost them.
They're either going with the Trump tactic or they have no idea whats going on with their team or how to respond.

Im glad Vance isn't going over to talk with the Pakis anymore, it seems like a petty annoyance that Iran wanted, plus theres the issue of safety for him. Loosing Kushner and Witkoff would be tragic, but Vance is being groomed for president.

Kushner and Witkoff are better negotiators anyway. They have more experience than Vance, know your people and know their strengths.
 
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