Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
Yeah, waiting for markets to close, so we can hopefully get back to the fun shit is agonizing.

In more humorous news, Bibi revealed he has to piss every ten minutes.
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>Be Jewish
>Push faggotry to the US
>Won't get a finger up the ass
>Got prostate cancer
Not very woke of you Mr. Net and Yahoo
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Catch The Rainbow said:
why do you think that drones hitting miami isn't a big deal
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Did you know Detroit has a higher murder rate than Somalia? Given the fact that most of our major cities are already essentially foreign no go zones for the native population I think it's prudent to focus more on that problem than paranoid fantasies designed to manipulate.
 
Fanatical Pragmatist said:
Russia's whole "sphere of influence" shtick is basically one big geopolitical gibsmedats.

If Russia had an actual sphere of influence then Europe and the US either wouldn't physically be able to and/or be too afraid to fuck around in Russia's front yard.
The fact that the West can just indefinitely fund Ukraine, outright bring Finland into NATO and steal Armenia & Azerbaijan out from under them with nothing but impotent chest-puffing and weak attempts to arm equally retarded third world proxies proves that Russia doesn't actually have a sphere of influence.

It's like if you have to constantly tell everyone that you're the leader and you're in charge, then you aren't a fucking leader and you aren't in charge.
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Don't forget Syria, Venezuela, Iran in progress, and Coming Soon: Cuba

StudMccool said:
morocco was the first nation to recognize US independence, they would be a perfect nation to back over spain
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Morocco did engage in Barbary Piracy agains the US but when the USN taskforce showed up off his shores the Sultan quickly relented in exchange for the USN helping secure his position against rivals. The Moroccoan Crown made more money off trade tariffs and docking fees than they had ever made via piracy/ransom. The fact the US then went on to sack-tap Morocco's rival sultanates only further bouyed their fortunes.

The main reason Morocco wasn't fully retarded was they never came fully under Ottoman sway.


Lt. H. DuBois said:
Everyone who doesnt want America to be a major driving force in the world is le brown and le third world. Kek
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This but unironically. Its always browns who come out to gunt guard Iran for some reason.

Barleys said:
Ive seen enough of you to know you're brown and projecting your own insecurities about not being white.
You hate America because you're brown lol
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Case in point. Lol. Brown seething hands trying to shit up the thread.

ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
Looks like Vance either grew tired of having his time wasted, or Trump decided Iran no longer has the privilege of being able to negotiate with their golden boy whom they are convinced will agree to all their terms because Twitter said so.
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Having to negotiate with Witkoff instead of the Veep. Iranian Izzat will never recover.

1999 prick said:
Aragchi denies there will be any negotiations and is visiting Pakistan for diplomatic reasons...
So either there will be negotiations and Araghchi is lying to the Iranians like a teen, or its a prank and he plans to ghost them.
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Bridge. And. Powerplant. Day.

ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
Iran denies any negotiations are taking place, which means there probably will be some.
Or they'll just ghost Steve and Jared again, because their devolved ape brains think wasting our time and money proves how superior they are.
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Hey, he's going to be doing a global tour, he doesn't need to worry about getting JDAM'd tillhe gets back home.


1999 prick said:
They just kept the 344$ million USDT... on a hot wallet...They didn't wash it...
I literally have no words...

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How else would the French be able to pay them for at-sea oil transfers? Think, man.

You can laugh at their incompetence, or realize its been run like that for years because Europe is a bunch of musim cucked faggots and the USSD didn't want to upend obama's cucked out deal.
just fully dependent on the US being cucks.

draggs said:
People saying I'VE FIGURED OUT CTR IS A JOO OMGOMG like it's breaking news never gets old :story:
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You mean the guy who stops posting every Jew Sunday and talks about Jew religious perspectives and living in isreal is an ACTUALLY JEW?! holy fucking shit get this man a time machine and send him to nazi germany because with jew detecting powers like that, Himmler might actually exterminate das juden.

This is like those memes about "Do the jews control israel"?

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Bummer said:
Did you know Detroit has a higher murder rate than Somalia? Given the fact that most of our major cities are already essentially foreign no go zones for the native population I think it's prudent to focus more on that problem than paranoid fantasies designed to manipulate.
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This is only because murders are actually reported in Detroit, and you are taking the whole country into consideration not just the major nigger hives in Somalia.

That said your conclusion is correct, deport all browns in Michigan to Somalia.
 
AltisticRight said:
Wow, I hope it gets worse.
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Don't speak ill of Bibi or Null will demod you. This is a pro-Zionism website.
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The Iranian Foreign Ministry used an old picture from 2024 of Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi arriving in Islamabad.

▶️Theories to this include that Iran is trying to hide the exact location of its foreign minister in case of a US-Israeli assassination attempt.

▶️Iran has clarified that Araghchi's visit is pre-planned and directed at relations with Pakistan directly, and that Araghchi will not meet the US delegates.

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True Promise V will commence the moment the Zionist Entity and The Great Satan strike the Islamic Republic.
 
Farm Hand said:
lol, even better than ever before
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The market closed at an all-time high a week ago when Trump declared the Strait open, causing Iran to panic and infight over the weekend, confirming the Strait to be close again by opening on Monday. Now after a full week of continued Strait closure, no negotiations, and an increasing likelihood of resuming hostilities, the market closed for the week with the S&P at an even better position.
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Crex Crex said:
This is either a ruse or unfathomable stupidity. Who the fuck deliberately leaks their own targets?
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They know that globally, no one really cares if they fire rockets at Israel. That's just another Saturday. But threatening to blow up Gulf oil infrastructure gets a bunch of Europoors jumping through hoops trying to do anything to appease them.

And speaking of Europe being traitorous commies.
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ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
They know that globally, no one really cares if they fire rockets at Israel. That's just another Saturday. But threatening to blow up Gulf oil infrastructure gets a bunch of Europoors jumping through hoops trying to do anything to appease them.

And speaking of Europe being traitorous commies.
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Freedom through diversified dependence. China, Russia, Iran, and the USA are going to have to work out a French custody arrangement.
 
ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
They know that globally, no one really cares if they fire rockets at Israel. That's just another Saturday. But threatening to blow up Gulf oil infrastructure gets a bunch of Europoors jumping through hoops trying to do anything to appease them.

And speaking of Europe being traitorous commies.
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True. Because Europe has no future with its current trajectory. Not as a vassal to Russia, China, or the United States. Their future is nothing
 
ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
They know that globally, no one really cares if they fire rockets at Israel. That's just another Saturday. But threatening to blow up Gulf oil infrastructure gets a bunch of Europoors jumping through hoops trying to do anything to appease them.

And speaking of Europe being traitorous commies.
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Imagine grabbing a microphone and pretty much stating, for the world: "We have plenty of pimps for our ass to choose from!".
 
ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
They know that globally, no one really cares if they fire rockets at Israel. That's just another Saturday. But threatening to blow up Gulf oil infrastructure gets a bunch of Europoors jumping through hoops trying to do anything to appease them.

And speaking of Europe being traitorous commies.
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I think it's about time we launched another strategic bombing campaign over France to remind them why they've been our bitch for the past 80 years.
 
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1x USAF Boeing KC-46A Pegasus, 1x USAF KC-135R Stratotanker and 1x USAF Lockheed Martin F-35A Lightning II airbone over Israel and Hashemite Jordan

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1x USAF Boeing KC-46 Pegasus airbone over Persian Gulf (AE5FA3 | 18-46056) from United Arab Emirates

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Iran’s Foreign Minister officially confirms “No meeting is planned to take place between Iran and the U.S in Islamabad.”
 
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