Chibi Reviews / Jacob "Jake" W Seibers / Chibi Otaku - Lolicon grifter, attention whore crybaby, victim of snarky snappy, cuck, victim of AI skeleton chairs

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Your brother looks amazing as a chair, Chibi!
 
Bum Farto said:
Literally who Sargon of Akkad? It sounds like an African Warlord that owns like one village in the Congo.
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Some guy who hasn’t done something funny in over a decade. He’s one of the only lolcows to ever recover and stop lolcowing out and make a career comeback.
 
Cheese_lad said:
Chibi was "swatted" nearly 3 months ago, and despite saying he would release the police report to prove that the swatting was real, he never has. Also if you look at the photo you only see a singular regular cop car, which is a comically small response force to a situation that would require a swat team. Chibi's lies all have a nugget of truth at their base, so my guess for what happened is that a cop was called out for some sort of disturbance or for a welfare check. A
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i remember Shamoo offhandedly mentioning in his recent stream that he should start FOIAing all of these alleged kiwi/sharty joint operation giga-rape-murder-assasination-swatting-harassment ops against poor chibi because so far we just have his "source trust me bro" as evidence of this ever happening.
Chibi is too stupid and idiotic to pull a rakieta and get the court to not yield to a FOIA so I do hope someone does the needful and files a FOIA or two on his "swattings".
 
Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4 said:
I honestly believe Chibi when it comes to the assassination hit. It reminds me of that time when future ex marine Jace "Stryker" Connors was nearly assassinated by Brianna Wu. :semperfidelis:
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$200 Dollars for an Assassination? You know you guys have to haggle with the hitman right?
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You could have gotten him down to $125.
 
Chibi you faggot, since you couldn't drink yourself into visiting your brother after your ex cucked you, can you please slow down your pedo bullshit until the Quartering shit is over? That's already hard to keep up with and I wanna watch your spiral too.
 
Toxic BRAAAAP Mask said:
AHAHAHA Chibi's ball-licker is seething. Bet it hurt typing that out. Apparently we're all a collective hivemind.
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The fearmongers are out in droves today. Twenty year Internet veterans are here to tell us that Chibi isn't lolcow worthy (despite just as many people making fun of him on other sites and there being no agreed upon requirements of cowdom) and we should all collectively bow down to our future surveillance state. Chibi is the cucknary in the coalmine!!!

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This fucking nigger writes like a bot. "Its not [thing], its [thing]." "They didn't. That was the fatal error." Which came first, the chicken or the egg, the Redditor or the Reddit bot? Same tier of discourse as the jayjeet bots that shit up 4channel geg
 
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>random guy who doesn't look weird
>doesn't talk weird
>average boring weeb

who wants to tell him
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This person clearly doesn't know about Kiwi Farms or Lolcow culture in general. I guess he jerked off to little kids too much that he has become a retard.

Bet when Chibi Reviews gets arrested for being pedophile. The Chibi Files will drop which will show him and all of Chibi's retarded fan base being a massive pedo ring.
 
Archive everything.
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Why did you ignore Josh's warning?
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Just FYI Chibi is deliberately giving attention to people to provoke them to make jokes he can take out of context. He's trying to cause problems so he can cry for attention and money. It's working so far for him. It's a bad idea to give him what he wants. Even if you're saying you're a hitman for hire for a cheeseburger, which is blatantly ridiculous, he will treat it seriously for simpies. Anime avatar lolicons have autism and will also take it seriously because they're too low intelligence not to.
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Stop giving Chibi ammo. Jacob Seibers is dishonest and will take anything out of context and make it worse than it is. You are going to get the thread locked at this point.
 
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Gibs said:
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Just FYI Chibi is deliberately giving attention to people to provoke them to make jokes he can take out of context. He's trying to cause problems so he can cry for attention and money. It's working so far for him. It's a bad idea to give him what he wants. Even if you're saying you're a hitman for hire for a cheeseburger, which is blatantly ridiculous, he will treat it seriously for simpies. Anime avatar lolicons have autism and will also take it seriously because they're too low intelligence not to.
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Stop giving Chibi ammo. Jacob Seibers is dishonest and will take anything out context and make it worse than it is. You are going to get the thread locked at this point.
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It's not that surprising, NGF has been sweeping really hard for Capcom and Pragmata over in the Null thread.
Namekian George Floyd said:
You want to burn down an entire company because they posted an emoji, don't act like other people are being the unreasonable ones when any sane person can see what a histrionic cunt you're being
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gata said:
Unlike chibi, current sargon is married with 2(?) children, has a successful podcast with tons of viewers (his liveshow was a success I've heard) and has better internet friends.
Yeah he's a retarded brit with dumb takes but he's in a much much better place than lolitroon chibi is.
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Was Sargon ever a lolcow? I haven't followed him closely but he was always mildly based, and has only gotten further right-wing over time.
 
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