Star Trek - Space: The Final Frontier

Captain Syrup said:
The only time I looked up from my nap was when Kirk and Khan had to team up to board the USS Very Bad Decision.

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If you’re already doing dystopian alternate universe Star Trek, have fun with it. Khan joining Starfleet! It’s the only interesting thing they could’ve done and then they immediately make it boring again. Because Khan is written like a 400 IQ super-soldier and Kirk gets outplayed every time. The solution is for Spock to beat Khan in a foot chase. :lossmanjack:

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And Kirk has negative motivation to team up with Khan in the first place. I'm not even sure JJ watches his own movies because that's not a minor thing; it's how the plot of the entire movie plays out. Kirk's motivation is to tell Khan to fuck off and follow his orders, not pursue some lead said by the Bin Laden character.
 
Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
And Kirk has negative motivation to team up with Khan in the first place. I'm not even sure JJ watches his own movies because that's not a minor thing; it's how the plot of the entire movie plays out. Kirk's motivation is to tell Khan to fuck off and follow his orders, not pursue some lead said by the Bin Laden character.
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modern writers don't understand cause and effect
there is only effect and the audience, like the smoothbrained niggercattle they are, will come up with whatever cause, however nonsensical they may be
 
Fatty Fucking Dude said:
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I unironically play as Mrs. Foster because she voiced the character. Also the old cop because he calls the zeds "bloody nonces".

Mr. Racewar1488 said:
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The Sisko, being a negro, was an ass man so he couldn't appreciate a fine pair of Vorta Milkers.
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Friendly reminder that she played Alara's mom on The Orville.

Captain Syrup said:
I aced the Kobayashi Maru by cheating and also I’m hot, give me the Enterprise.

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Don't forget that they wrote that scene of Kirk eating an apple because Kirk also ate an apple in Wrath of Khan. Yes, they are that unoriginal. It's all about references, no original thought.
 
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Miller said:
Don't forget that they wrote that scene of Kirk eating an apple because Kirk also ate an apple in Wrath of Khan. Yes, they are that unoriginal. It's all about references, no original thought.
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seriously
what is wrong with these fucking people?
literal fanfiction is more original at this point
 
Flexo said:
But yeah, nuKhan needed someone.... man I have no idea who I would cast.
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Jon Bernthal could do an interesting psychotically militant Khan I think. None of the augments we see in the series are really physically intimidating so it would be an interesting change.
 
augment said:
It's a pity most of the world didn't catch on to this fact sooner. Back during its second season Lost was absurdly popular, nobody could shut up about it.
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Lost was marketed as, “it’s just normies stranded on an island" , I think people tuned in expecting Survivor but with hot people, and now there’s a bald guy explaining determinism.

Fringe was the peak of the mountain. it's a bit like Torchwood but way less trashy.

The press was acting like he was Mozart or something. Even back then everyone knew he wasn't writing shit, he'd directed a pilot and then his interns at Bad Robot would keep the show going.
 
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Mr. Racewar1488 said:
I started watching Stargate SG1. Great so far; got to see some boobies and bush, good acting, the MacGyver reference in the first episode gave me a chuckle. Then I get to "Emancipation" aka Planet Mongolia. How did this get on air in 1997? This is Code of Honor levels of hilariously offensive which made me look up the imdb of one of the writers...
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There's boobs and bush in SG-1?
 
In the pilot, it was made for Showtime and the network insisted on a shot of full frontal nudity, it's there for a few minutes in a very disturbing scene, after the show got picked up nothing was ever in it again.
 
Hey Johnny Bravo said:
The show Lost ruined television forever by making writers think that a super-complicated storyline is somehow better. What really happened with Lost is it didn't get super screwy until the later seasons and, by then, people were already committed and wanted to see the conclusion.
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Problem is, NuTrek isn't complex by any fucking means

They introduce story element, they hyper fixate on it for maybe an episode or two, then they throw it out the window and move along to the next plot point, it's genuinely "ADHD - The SciFi Show", I found it incredibly difficult to get invested in any storyline because it was done before I got a chance to enjoy it, I went back after Disco to TNG because I had somehow convinced myself "It was always like this in Star Trek" for a moment with how bad it was to remember that they set up the Borg "Mystery" with reference to the Neutral Zone for basically an entire series and some change. I just fucking hate how modern media believes it cannot do slow burn shit so has to do EVERYTHING as quick as possible and endlessly ramp up the stakes to retarded degrees.

Then they're proven fucking wrong when shows like Andor exist which slow burn the important plot elements and are actually a really good watch.
 
I don't care what anyone sez

Lexx is good TV. I always tuned in to watch it just to see what new crazy shit was going to happen this week.

Literal giant ass lady tongue fucking a bug the size of a city?

Check!

Crazed sex manic forcing disembodied brains in jars to sing pop songs?

Check!

Hot, mostly naked girl using nipples spurting cum colored water to shower?

Check!

How could you not watch that? Seriously.

Both Lexx and Farscape are awesome Sci-Fi in their own ways, pushing the genre forward just like Trek and Star Wars did just in...different ways,

More on topic, the more I watch and think about ST:E the more I enjoy it. It's not great Trek, but it is good Trek. But it's not the big things that I enjoy. Rather it's the small incidentals from the side characters. The bits and pieces we get that flesh out more of the background and world of Trek.

In one of the last episodes the Vulcan Ambassador Soval tells Admiral Fischer the truth. That Vulcan's were trying to hold humanity back and when Fischer ask why he just says that humans scare Vulcan's. That High Command is indeed terrified of what humanity may become because of how far they have come in such a short time.

"You humans did in mere decades what took us Vulcan's centuries to do. How could we not be terrified by that?"

And he's right.

In less then a decade as a "warp" society humanity went from tottering around our own solar system to venturing out into interstellar space and then commenced to fucking end a decades long war between 3 more advanced races who absolutely despised each other, wielding them all into not just a peace but into a co-operative and enduring Federation that would change the very essence of the galaxy going forward all IN LESS THEN 4 YEARS!

Sure sure, Archer had help on all sides by some truly heroic and long sighted members of those races (Shran, Gral, Soval and T'Pol) to bring everyone to the table but damn son, that's some accomplishment.

The Vulcan's were right to be afraid.
 
You know how everyone was astonished that Kurtzman Trek shows would almost always get five seasons? We all thought it was so that they could say their shows got more seasons than Enterprise but I was doing a little thinking and reading and I think I've found the answer:
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With so few new tv shows being made for broadcast TV and streaming services making 8-12 episode seasons the syndication threshold is now only 50 episodes. They're going to try to get their Shit Trek syndicated.
 
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