The Australian totalitarian megathread - She won't be right mate.

Who do you think will win the Farrer by-election?

  • Independent Michelle Milthorpe

    Votes: 4 16.0%
  • Liberals or Nations (Both fielding candidates)

    Votes: 5 20.0%
  • One Nation

    Votes: 16 64.0%

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I was reading that Vietnam and Thailand were sweet places to retire, especially now my golden years approach. 800 bucks a week and you live like a king. Not sure I want to end up in a nursing home here with jeets and coconuts stealing your shit / abusing you between feeding you on slop worse than prison. Eating gun is also an option.

Very disappoint that Uncle Ray Jiggaboo wasn't a real army man but just some stolen valour grifter. Hope the arrested for booings people use that in court.
 
Very disappoint that Uncle Ray Jiggaboo wasn't a real army man but just some stolen valour grifter. Hope the arrested for booings people use that in court.
Nah he’s a true warrior of the Oonga Boonga people. Although in their culture I think that usually means binge drinking, and terrorising your underaged nieces. We have a lot to learn from them.
 
Don't know if the attributed author is correct, but it's spot on whoever wrote it:

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A former Special Forces Commando who served alongside Ben Roberts-Smith in Afghanistan has finally broken his silence.
His name is Dean Burgess.

He even speaks of the unwritten code of the “quiet professionals” and says he would feel like a traitor to the Brotherhood if he stayed silent any longer.

He describes the brutal truth our soldiers faced: an enemy with zero rules who hid behind women and children, used them as human shields, and laughed at our rules of engagement. Our troops were sent into that nightmare again and again under impossible restrictions.

Yet now the government is running a witch-hunt against the very men they ordered into that hell.

Stuff 'em, I am speaking out.

This gutless Labor government dragged our Victoria Cross hero off a plane in front of his kids, arrested him like a terrorist and locked him in Silverwater with the very terrorists he was sent to fight.

What happens in war stays in war, it's always been an unwritten code of honour by professionals who fought and some gave their life to protect us. You do not spend hundreds of millions crucifying soldiers for doing the job you sent them to do.

We still inflict our famous & stupid Australian Tall Poppy Syndrome on our own war heroes while bending over for every ideology we are too weak to name.

In 1980 Lee Kuan Yew was right when he warned us we would become the "poor white trash of Asia". Well Australia, it's Mission Accomplished. All gift-wrapped and paid for by taxpayers too gormless or apathetic to stop it.

At long last Australia is finally waking up. The rage is building. And we're not taking this anymore.

If you are reading this and feel the same way but can only say it in private, then WTFU, it's high time to grow a spine and start saying it publicly. For goodness sake stop hiding in the shadows whispering like controlled cowards.
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Nah he’s a true warrior of the Oonga Boonga people. Although in their culture I think that usually means binge drinking, and terrorising your underaged nieces. We have a lot to learn from them.
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Bar girls are hit and miss. Some are really cool. Most are not.
They can act all toffy and shit, but here they are pouring drinks for a living and looking down on you like you're a drug addict.

It swings from extreme to extreme. Stuck up, aspirational class - thinking they're better than their standing, or the loose legged chicks who are down with a guy who has been sitting alone in the pub since 2pm (it's now 11pm).

Either way, no one really wins.
How many times did it take you to figure this out?
 
Which country is everyone fleeing too by the way?

South East Asia or somewhere in Eastern Europe? I want out, I can't even drive home from slaving without the propaganda (gay flag buses, 8 cameras in 20 minutes, get home and Police riot squad looking for people who booed police propaganda) It's bad here, it's real bad.

I was reading that Vietnam and Thailand were sweet places to retire, especially now my golden years approach. 800 bucks a week and you live like a king. Not sure I want to end up in a nursing home here with jeets and coconuts stealing your shit / abusing you between feeding you on slop worse than prison. Eating gun is also an option.
Thailand is my current plan (or eating a bullet). It's very cheap, the people are lovely, and if you avoid the tourist traps you can have a decent life. If you want to hang out in bars and bang "bar girls" you'll probably be jaded and disappointed within a few years, but if you do it right, and can accept that you will never be considered a local (you'll have exactly zero chance or becoming a citizen, for example), you can probably live out your days there in comfort. Their hospitals are world class as well, which is excellent.
We should set up a Kewl Kiwi Kompound.
 
Thailand is my current plan (or eating a bullet). It's very cheap, the people are lovely, and if you avoid the tourist traps you can have a decent life. If you want to hang out in bars and bang "bar girls" you'll probably be jaded and disappointed within a few years, but if you do it right, and can accept that you will never be considered a local (you'll have exactly zero chance or becoming a citizen, for example), you can probably live out your days there in comfort. Their hospitals are world class as well, which is excellent.
We should set up a Kewl Kiwi Kompound.
The hard part about Thailand is owning property. Most people who do move over and want to own a house have to put it in their Thai spouses name, and of course that introduces the trust game.
 
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Ahhhh why are there fucking foids working at EBGames?? Why are you there? You’re just intimidating customers, I dont want to talk to you or be judged by you, I just wanna buy the new tomodochi game for fuck sake.

Let me give you whores a counter example, imagine you want to get a new bra and the fitting person at bras n things was a 205cm, tanned turbochad man (me btw) how would you feel? Exactly, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY VIDYA.
 
I’ll bet it has the opposite effect. Beta males keep coming back and buying more useless “collectible” figurines just to have an excuse to gaze upon, and briefly talk to, the fabled gamer girl. Also EB Games has sucked ass since digital delivery of games took off.
That flubba jubba line reminded me of the Noongas video from back in the day. i just saw in the YouTube comments that one of the guys behind it (Simon Charles Barker) had to front up to the Perth Magistrate Court back in 2010 on racial vilification charges. He said it was satirising white stereotypes and he wasn’t racist. The judge ruled it artistic expression and he walked. I never knew that but the song gave me a lot of chuckles over the years.
 
Ahhhh why are there fucking foids working at EBGames?? Why are you there? You’re just intimidating customers, I dont want to talk to you or be judged by you, I just wanna buy the new tomodochi game for fuck sake.

Let me give you whores a counter example, imagine you want to get a new bra and the fitting person at bras n things was a 205cm, tanned turbochad man (me btw) how would you feel? Exactly, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY VIDYA.
I've not seen a girl working at EB since I was a teenager and they hired almost exclusivly alt chicks to attract teenage boys
Now its typical funko pop guys working there which basically is all the stores are now anyway.
Friendly enough, both stores I went to on friday let me buy a extra booster bundle of pokeman cards ontop of my preorders so thats cool, dont think a gross whore would do that.
 
Also EB Games has sucked ass since digital delivery of games took off.
While you're asbsolutely right at betas being attracted by female staff you're utterly wrong about digital delivery. Do any of you know just how bad the nintendo shop is, my nbn got upgraded to le 500mbps and it can still take several hours to download a game. Nintendo's online fucking sucks, just try to think about the last time you had fun playing online in a Nintendo game. Mario kart on Wii, fucking splatoon 2? Nintendo fucking suck at online services, I'd rather go to EB.

@Marche MATE you get anything good?
 
@Marche MATE you get anything good?
Fucking all dogshit besides finally pulling a Mega attack rare but at least it was Gengar the highest value one and yet another Mega Meganium that I gotta sell to recoup some money.
I'm hoping the Charizard I pulled gets a PSA 10 though everything else is just a bonus
 
Fucking all dogshit besides finally pulling a Mega attack rare but at least it was Gengar the highest value one and yet another Mega Meganium that I gotta sell to recoup some money.
I'm hoping the Charizard I pulled gets a PSA 10 though everything else is just a bonus
Did you get your card graded yet?
 
Ahhhh why are there fucking foids working at EBGames?? Why are you there? You’re just intimidating customers, I dont want to talk to you or be judged by you, I just wanna buy the new tomodochi game for fuck sake.

Let me give you whores a counter example, imagine you want to get a new bra and the fitting person at bras n things was a 205cm, tanned turbochad man (me btw) how would you feel? Exactly, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY VIDYA.
I still have my old EB games membership card from when I was a kid, now its just used by my younger cousins who still buy games from there.
 
I’ll bet it has the opposite effect. Beta males keep coming back and buying more useless “collectible” figurines just to have an excuse to gaze upon, and briefly talk to, the fabled gamer girl. Also EB Games has sucked ass since digital delivery of games took off.

That flubba jubba line reminded me of the Noongas video from back in the day. i just saw in the YouTube comments that one of the guys behind it (Simon Charles Barker) had to front up to the Perth Magistrate Court back in 2010 on racial vilification charges. He said it was satirising white stereotypes and he wasn’t racist. The judge ruled it artistic expression and he walked. I never knew that but the song gave me a lot of chuckles over the years.


Another flip phone classic
 
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