💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

I'm sure the 10% of Americans without health insurance are ecstatic about the reflecting pool they have only seen on TV and the ballroom they will never be inside of.
I actually hate the reflecting pool. I think it’s disgusting, like a pool that doesn’t get cleaned enough. I wish it would be filled in near the Lincoln Memorial and WW2 Memorial and then in the middle turn it into an extension of the Constitutional Gardens Pond.
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This is what it used to look like. But the problem with returning it to the tidal basin is that it’d stink at low tide. So it’d have to be an artificial lake. Still easier to maintain than the reflecting pool because it would be shrunk down to about half its size.

Instead Trump is painting it “American Flag Blue” because he saw it in a plant splotch catalog.

Anyways there was some kind of incident at the Correspondents Dinner? Allegedly shots fired but may have just been a false alarm?
They’re restarting the dinner so probably the USSS jumping chasing shadows lol.
 
Suspect dead after shooting at White House Correspondents Dinner





April 25 (UPI) -- U.S. Secret Security shot dead a person who opened fire during the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner in Washington, D.C., on Saturday night.

Dinner was being served at the annual gathering of the Washington press organization when shots could be heard from the ballroom before President Donald Trump was evacuated by security, according to video of the event.



This is a developing story. Please check back for updates.
 
For any tourists coming to use this as a happening thread, please go to the happening thread which I’m sure was created within .002 seconds of the incident.
 
We're supposed to be the gun country. How do we keep fucking this up? This isn't even me saying it should happen... just that we used to be able to assassinate presidents without issue. What's going on?
 
We now have three Carrier Strike Groups in the Area and the fat pedophile has cancelled all peace talks
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If more strike groups enter the Strait they'll get boxed in there. Remember that big ole ship battle from 300: Rise of an Empire? It'll be like that. There'll be no ammo or refueling, either. Just drones harassing them at all hours of the day.
He's genuinely delusional and lives in his own reality.
When he says the Strait doesn't matter to the US, he truly believes that.
He thinks the oil all goes to Europe and he wants to destroy NATO because the King of Norway doesn't give him his Nobel Prize and the Queen of Denmark didn't give him that glacier that looks big on Mercator projection.

That's as deep as his thinking goes.
He wanted that Nobel Prize so bad that even when Maria Machado gave him hers, he promptly kidnapped Maduro and seized their oil supply while telling her she's too unpopular to be President. It's the same thing he told Reza Pahlavi.

He might just be the first US President to cause mass famine. It isn't just oil that needs to be exported out of the Strait, but urea for fertilizer. South Korea and the Philippines are getting articles saying they can kiss their way of life goodbye. It was all torched by a man sucking the dick of a cancer patient.
 
Barack Hussein Obongo bombed a wedding and had his feet up against the table. These made headlines for months if not years.
Trump bombing a school killing a bunch of kids? It was out of the news cycle in less than a week. The same people saying it's good that 150+ girls were murdered because they're brown are the same ones feigning outrage when Obongo bombed that wedding.


He should rename the Department of Energy to the Department of Oil. Surely that would make the prices go down!
One word: Benghazi. The right still cries about it but are totes cool now.
To be fair, twelve years ago was the start of GamerGate, which is where everything truly started going to shit.
Which we now know was part of this whole plot and led to Bannon and Epstein creating Pizzagate.
 
We're supposed to be the gun country. How do we keep fucking this up? This isn't even me saying it should happen... just that we used to be able to assassinate presidents without issue. What's going on?
It's trivially easy not to get shot. You just need layers of armed security with the authority to kill anyone who even looks threatening.
 
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