💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

Starting to clip hunt with the Jeralyzer, bear with me if I'm reposting old discoveries, The first TISM clip I came across was quite the first impression.

Jerjeet announces his poop to the Rumble home page "new viewers":


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When I first heard people mention his poop fixation, I thought it was partly comedic hyperbole. But looking for things with the Jeralyzer, I see it was just the blunt truth... It's pathetic if he just has the humor of a seven year old, and it's horrifying if it's actually some kind of fetish.

Anyways then I happened to actually go to the Youtube page itself and check comments to look for the Ham being roasted:
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Naturally had to check the timestamped area for the context of that, and sure enough it's Hambly sounding like an unfunny dork and them talking about how everyone hates him. His co-hosts help him cope about being dead weight:

 
Imagine if you will:

It's 9PM on a Saturday in a dingy Wisconsin bowling alley that hasn't been renovated since the early 2000s glo-blowing craze. Your weekly league play is suddenly halted. That creepy 400lb that was just droolstaring at your wife instantly springs out of his seat, phone in hand. He's yelling "UH GUYS AHHH I GOTTA GO MAKE A VIDEO, SOMEONE JUST AUHHHHH FIRED SHOTS AT THE PRESIDENTS DINNER. MAYBE ITS NOT AS GOOD AS CHARLIE KIRK GETTING SHOT, BUT THIS IS MY CHANCE AT GOING VIRAL AGAIN!!" as he runs his shit-stained pants from standing up too fast into the hallway to start filming himself with overflowing elation at the potential of blood spilled at the Whitehouse dinner.


LMAO the fuckin shitbird mutes himself for a minute and a half when he switches to the footage in the ballroom or whatever it is. Maybe he doesn't notice, maybe he doesn't care. He's GOTTA GET THIS OUT FAST, THIS IS HIS CHANCE AT REDEMPTION! He's out of breath as he frantically reads out the early article he just stole on the matter. There is a desperation in his eyes along with his elation, he's gotta read this fast and be the first to post and his channel will be saved!!!

21k views after almost 11hours. Maybe it'll hit 50k if he's very lucky. SUFFAH JER, no one wants to listen to you!

Also, he's already up early deleting comments. I've seen many top comments dunking on him about an hour ago, all gone now. Fucking gravedancing faggot
 
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Tomishamyoto said:
He makes intros to shorts he doesn't even watch.
He presents news he doesn't know anything about and reads for the first time live on air.
He opens cards for a card trading game he doesn't even play.
He sexually harasses/stalks/and constantly lusts after women, but doesn't even fuck his own wife.

I don't understand the confusion, nothing about that man is sincere or in any way real.
It's all just about the grift and making money by pretending something he's not.
Except for the last part, that's just him being a degenerate.
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HE DOESNT FUCK HIS OWN WIFE!!!!
 
The sound is only in ONE SPEAKER!!
HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO USE TECHNOLOGY!!!
HE MESSED THE BASIC FEATURES!!


if anyone wanna use the edit I made:
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Tomishamyoto said:
He makes intros to shorts he doesn't even watch
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Shortcuck
Tomishamyoto said:
He presents news he doesn't know anything about and reads for the first time live on air.
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Infocuck
Tomishamyoto said:
He opens cards for a card trading game he doesn't even play.
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Cardcuck
Tomishamyoto said:
He sexually harasses/stalks/and constantly lusts after women, but doesn't even fuck his own wife.
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Plain ol' cuck
Tomishamyoto said:
I don't understand the confusion, nothing about that man is sincere or in any way real.
It's all just about the grift and making money by pretending something he's not.
Except for the last part, that's just him being a degenerate.
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It's simple, He is a cuckold. In mind, in spirit, in body, in everything he does and everything he says, everything he believes and everything he is.
In my many years on the internet I have never found such a perfectly ascended cuckold. Even people like Pansy Gronski had passion. Jer is just a big old poop pants cuck who has no joy, no happiness, no pleasure. Only pooping and watching other people have pleasure while being incapable of feeling it himself.
 
QwahlityKahntent said:
you know who else is a faggot? your husband
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8 Therefore I want the men everywhere to pray, lifting up holy hands without anger or disputing.
9 I also want the women to dress modestly, with decency and propriety, adorning themselves, not with elaborate hairstyles or gold or pearls or expensive clothes,
10 but with good deeds, appropriate for women who profess to worship God.
11 A woman should learn in quietness and full submission.
12 I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.
13 For Adam was formed first, then Eve.
14 And Adam was not the one deceived; it was the woman who was deceived and became a sinner.
15 But women will be saved through childbearing—if they continue in faith, love and holiness with propriety. 1 Timothy 2:8-15 NIV
 
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