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Sirfaggot said:
He tried but likely thought better, as the police were already awaiting Ralph at his flight gate after receiving a tip from his (ex?) girlfriend. He has now entered what will likely be a short-lived fugitive arc. During his time on the run, Ralph has begun waxing poetic about the relationship he has ruined for no reason:

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He’s just leaving the door open to a ‘kiss and make up’ because he’s a manipulative flabby pig.

Maybe sobered up slightly or his drug/alcohol psychosis has subsided slightly and he’s decided to try and worm his way back to her with ‘I just love you so much, you make crazy, you made me do it’
 
How does this situation make you feel bish?

Screenshot 2026-04-26 at 22-51-21 (3) Scarlett Hampton (@scarletthampt0n) _ X.png
 
Guaranteed he's gonna try to make up with her later to get her to buy a ticket. I refuse to believe he has the funds to Uber around to a different airport and get a new ticket on his own after not streaming at all for this long.
 
cancelmysubscription said:
He’s just leaving the door open to a ‘kiss and make up’ because he’s a manipulative flabby pig.

Maybe sobered up slightly or his drug/alcohol psychosis has subsided slightly and he’s decided to try and worm his way back to her with ‘I just love you so much, you make crazy, you made me do it’
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He's straight up trying to manipulate her to start the cycle all over again (and to get her to drop the charges).

Ralph is scared, probably sobered up a bit, realized he's in deep shit and is probably messaging her right now gaslighting her that he never tried to crash the car that it was her fault and that he just got scared and ran or whatever bullshit story she will buy.
I'm starting to see where it's going and it looks like it's going to end up in the most boring way possible, they make up post a (heavily edited and filtered) picture and lock themselves in a motel to do drugs for a couple more days.
 
so he made her buy a new pc, then stole it from her while she was sleeping... walked to a house and asked to call an uber


that piece of shit is literally stealing from a junkie whore. thats low even for him.


'ETHAN CAME HERE FOR MY LAPTOP. '
 
sufferhorse said:
so he made her buy a new pc, then stole it from her while she was sleeping... walked to a house and asked to call an uber


that piece of shit is literally stealing from a junkie whore. thats low even for him.


'ETHAN CAME HERE FOR MY LAPTOP. '
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Hmmm, so the Mexican authorities told him he wouldn't be able to fly with his laptop anymore (if you believe that story at all), so he stole hers?
I guess it makes sense if you think about it like a vindictive goblin that sees every interaction with another personas potentially being the last one before you expose that person to the world with all the blackmail material you compiled on them.
 
This is a little bit funny from 2016 Delaney and her sister Hannah went to a Trump rally in Appleton:


The relevant part towards the bottom:

Tori Eggleston, Brandi Petersen, Hannah Greene-Gretzinger and Delaney Greene-Gretzinger, all of Marion, came to the Trump rally to take in the experience.


The issue Delaney is most concerned about is illegal immigration. She feels it leads to overpopulation and a loss of resources for people who are citizens and for those who go through the naturalization process.

Hannah said she's a Democrat, but she likes to learn about candidates on both sides of the aisle.

Eggleston said she wanted to see if how the media portrays Trump is true. Petersen agreed and wanted to see him for herself.

"I want to see what Trump's about," Petersen said. "I don't know much about him, so here I'm going to learn about him, see what he has to say
 
Insanely Retarded said:
Hmmm, so the Mexican authorities told him he wouldn't be able to fly with his laptop anymore (if you believe that story at all), so he stole hers?
I guess it makes sense if you think about it like a vindictive goblin that sees every interaction with another personas potentially being the last one before you expose that person to the world with all the blackmail material you compiled on them.
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the whole mexican authoritah not letting him travel w his pc is a lie. he made it up for 2 reasons:
1) to have an excuse to 'miss' the flight, change to a cheaper later flight and pocket the change (scarlett was paying for the tickets)
2) make her buy him a PC using that sob story



EDIT: according to her ralph didnt take the new laptop, he stole her personal laptop, the one he already broke last time he was there... the one where she keeps all her personal stuff. The one where ralph thinks all the politicspergin filth and racket filth is saved.
 
JAKL II said:
No. I called Scarlett on a laugh because I was bored to tell her to call the cops after I saw her tag the feds on twitter and ended up talking to an Officer Dean within a min or two of calling because unbeknownst to me, they were already there. Gave her the QRD on gunt. I did not make contact, contact was made with me because I was bored and wanted a laugh and it ended up happening. It's been a weird night. Entertaining, but weird.
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Incredible scenes. How does officer Dean go about writing this up ? “At this point, an A-log from the Internet phoned to invite Ms Hampton to “Felt” the Ralphamalé. He provided me with background information about the subject, and expressed concern for the welfare of his cat Cloe.”
 
Dropa5pack said:
This is a little bit funny from 2016 Delaney and her sister Hannah went to a Trump rally in Appleton:


The relevant part towards the bottom:

Tori Eggleston, Brandi Petersen, Hannah Greene-Gretzinger and Delaney Greene-Gretzinger, all of Marion, came to the Trump rally to take in the experience.


The issue Delaney is most concerned about is illegal immigration. She feels it leads to overpopulation and a loss of resources for people who are citizens and for those who go through the naturalization process.
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Fucking epic foreshadowing, Delaney was right to fear immigrants, a slovenly criminal from Mexico has absconded with her dear grammie's last voicemail.
 
beautiful person said:
Yeaaah, I think that goes way beyond being a "less than perfect" father.
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My point is that Delaney is genuinely a shit human...and that is on her. The choices SHE made, HER actions.

I just feel like some people try to excuse it all away with oh...poor Delaney, something really super awful musta happened to her, I can save her, bullshit.

A lot of people are born into situations much, much worse than hers and don't turn out to be literal human garage. This bitch is evil....and most of her evilness seems to come from a place of spoiled, self entitled narcissism...not trauma.
 
Mean Reds said:
My point is that Delaney is genuinely a shit human...and that is on her. The choices SHE made, HER actions.

I just feel like some people try to excuse it all away with oh...poor Delaney, something really super awful musta happened to her, I can save her, bullshit.

A lot of people are born into situations much, much worse than hers and don't turn out to be literal human garage. This bitch is evil....and most of her evilness seems to come from a place of spoiled, self entitled narcissism...not trauma.
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They’re not mutually exclusive. She makes really bad choices, and ultimately, it’s her responsibility. There are also reasons why she makes terrible choices, and yes, many people are born into worse situations and rise above them. However, everyone handles things differently.

What I’m saying is that she is responsible for her actions. She also probably had some messed-up stuff happen to her, or she has serious untreated mental illness or both. I’m not sure how she’s evil, though. She’s just a fuck up based on the information I’ve seen. Nobody can save her she would have to do that herself.
 
Exactly how does going on drug binges with your crack whore fiancée and beating her on livestreams lead to exposing her? Exposes her as what and to whom?
Anything she’s said or kept on the laptop you stole has been publicly discredited by yourself as simply the words of a lying addict.
This coming from the lying thieving deadbeat dad violent mentally ill addict himself.
I am not surprised at all if he did grab the wheel while she was driving. That’s very on brand. I wonder if Mantsu has any experience along these lines.
I wish I could say this has been an entertaining arc but it’s mostly been gross, with the exception of the body cam arrest.
 
Dropa5pack said:
This is a little bit funny from 2016 Delaney and her sister Hannah went to a Trump rally in Appleton:

https://www.postcrescent.com/story/...ump-supporters-flock-appleton-rally/82419792/
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Ghostarchive decided to be gay.

Mean Reds said:
My point is that Delaney is genuinely a shit human...and that is on her. The choices SHE made, HER actions.

I just feel like some people try to excuse it all away with oh...poor Delaney, something really super awful musta happened to her, I can save her, bullshit.

A lot of people are born into situations much, much worse than hers and don't turn out to be literal human garage. This bitch is evil....and most of her evilness seems to come from a place of spoiled, self entitled narcissism...not trauma.
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I don't keep up with the Ralphasphere nearly as much as I should (usually I just get updates from MATI), so maybe I'm missing something, but I don't get how she's evil. Yes, she's a filthy prostitute junkie, but I'm not getting where this "shit human" (which sounds like Reddit lingo, if I'm being honest) thing is coming from. I agree with your general point that everything she does and the life she lives are down to her own personal decisions. I also agree that she doesn't need some sort of molested-in-childhood back story to explain where she's at now. But I also think that her father abandoning the family for some young pussy that she introduced to the family and that should've otherwise been seen as off-limits, just by the virtue of that young pussy being attached to her father's daughter's best friend, on its own is an event that could send an otherwise intelligent and promising young woman off the deep end and into hard drugs. That she got into prostitution and porn is just a natural consequence of someone getting hooked on hard drugs and needing money to fund that habit (and the drugs numbing most of the natural disgust that would stop someone from fucking dudes for money). Again, she's in control of her life decisions, including what she does from here on out (cutting out Ralph would be a good start, and getting into rehab and meaningful counseling would be a great next step), but I think her father being a nigger is significant enough to explain why she currently is the way she is.

Also, I think the guys saying they want to fix her are just being silly. As in, don't take it seriously, especially seriously enough to get butthurt over it.
 
DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
I don't understand people who want Ralph to enjoy prison. Arrests are fine I guess, if they are funny, but actually doing time will only break him further and make him more boring.
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Personally, I want Ralph to ride the fine line of being under the intense pressure of prospective jail time while having the most amount of freedom since Ralph cracks so easily.
justwantedtoread said:
Fucking epic foreshadowing, Delaney was right to fear immigrants, a slovenly criminal from Mexico has absconded with her dear grammie's last voicemail.
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I'm playing a scenario in my head where Ralph gets picked up, the cops find no record of his citizenship (which was happening during the body cam), and deported back to Mexico with the caveat he's permanently denied re-entry to the US. Not even because of him no longer being allowed back into the country his alleged daddeh allegedly gave him, but simply due to being another round in the gaylog's chamber to torment Ralph for all eternity.

God bless. Imagine it. Every single day, while he's doomscrolling on Xitter during the ebullient KILLSTREAM, Ralph is forced to hurriedly scroll through gaylog comments reminding him he's no longer allowed in the US.
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He still cares for her, it makes him sooooo sad. He did everything to make it werk, but it did just not werk.
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I'm curious what goes through his feeble, Xanax-addled mind when he posts this. It's obvious Ralph thinks he's doing some Machiavellian manipulation shit because he's a sociopath, but who is he trying to manipulate here? The only answers are either Scarlett or the dents, but it just seems kinda pointless.
beautiful person said:
Also, I think the guys saying they want to fix her are just being silly. As in, don't take it seriously, especially seriously enough to get butthurt over it.
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Not that I think it'll happen, but it's theoretically plausible this episode may be the one that pushes Scarlett low enough to realize her life is fucked and fundamental changes must be made. Again, 99% sure it won't happen, but that kind of realization is tailor-made for events like a 5'2, gunted Mexican lesbian stealing your laptop in the middle of the night and fleeing back to Mexico.
drammamean said:
Maybe I missed it or I'm forgetting but why do you say she's evil?
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She's a woman? Ba dum tss
 
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