Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

I wonder how many voters seduced by the headline promise of "America First" could have anticipated that putting America first involved starting yet another war in the middle east at the behest of Israel.

But at least they're safe from the definitely likely menace of an Iranian nuclear warhead detonating above their house. Higher prices for everything is a small price to pay.
 
it's not just fuel prices elsewhere, its happening right here.
It is not at a level that it is causing us the sorts of problems the other countries I mentioned are talking about.

Our gas prices being up and comparable to what we already had a few years ago isn't something I'm concerned about and at the end of the day if push really came to shove we'd just pull the trigger on keeping our oil for ourselves first and slowing down or shutting down exports. We did it after the oil shortages of the 70s and only opened it back up again in the last decade.

So like I said the part of it that involves us, we have paths to deal with, and that's what's important to me.
I wonder how many voters seduced by the headline of "America First" could have anticipated that putting America first involved starting yet another war in the middle east at the behest of Israel.
The bong cannot comprehend that America can do something because America wants to and that Israel also hating Iran doesn't change that fact.

Enjoy your gas rationing and continued tolerance of muslim rape gangs.
 
I wonder how many voters seduced by the headline promise of "America First" could have anticipated that putting America first involved starting yet another war in the middle east at the behest of Israel.

But at least they're safe from the definitely likely menace of an Iranian nuclear warhead detonating above their house. Higher prices for everything is a small price to pay.
All those local Muslims have given you Stockholm syndrome.
 
I'm surprised to learn that there is majority support among Americans for the war in Iran. I will have to verify this fact for accuracy as it seems unlikely.
Among republicans? The party in power? yes there is broad support for it.

Democrats not named Fetterman will be against drinking water if they think Trump is in favor of it so there's little need to even consider their approval.
 
Guys, I want to say that I would prefer we not exert force on the world stage so that I don't have to pay $3.20 for gasoline right this second, even though I know that not exerting our power would result in greater decline and much higher prices in the future as our global adversaries undermine the petrodollar, would gather more resources and power resulting in the US no longer being THE super power, and ushering in a multi-polar world where we get bullied like we can do to them depending on how based and israel-pilled our president is at any time.

Also, I'm dumb and brown and love curry.
 
Iran conveniently forgetting that Pakistan originally backed up their lie that one of the conditions for negotiations was a Lebanon ceasefire.
Imagine cucking yourself so hard to a terrorist state, and they still say you aren't cucked enough.
Fucking humiliation ritual of a country should never have tried to insert itself into these affairs in the first place.
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Isn't it a coincidence that we don't even dare touch any of our other nuclear-armed adversaries?
Repeating the same bad assumption that's been explained to you twice now doesn't make it any more true the third time you repeat it.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/iran-c...s-gulf-states-and-israel.235901/post-24309942
This was the first time Israel sent an Iron Dome battery to another country
I did not have Israel sending Iron Dome to Arabs on my bingo.

This is huge, actually, and implies Israel and the UAE have deeper cooperation than they'd let on to on the surface.

Also, I'm dumb and brown and love curry.
See you dropped the ball here.
BrownHands never admit they are brown, they are always operating under the guise of being white.
 
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Araghchi is back in Islamabad but won't discuss nuclear enrichment so what's the point? Before you ask if he's actually there, MES confirms it:
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I'm not going to post about these talks unless something happens.
 
Araghchi is back in Islamabad but won't discuss nuclear enrichment so what's the point?
Didn't you hear? Pakistan and the Wall Street Journal said that America is totally about to allow enrichment after twenty years.
Iran has Trump right where they want him, and he'll completely drop the matter in the coming days.
 
Didn't you hear? Pakistan and the Wall Street Journal said that America is totally about to allow enrichment after twenty years.
Iran has Trump right where they want him, and he'll completely drop the matter in the coming days.
Unnamed sources told me Trump is going to give Iran nukes because he knows America lost the war so thoroughly that we need to bend the knee to the Ayatollah. Trump himself has converted to Shi'ia islam and the ballroom he's building will be converted into a mosque. Every soldier and sailor in the Gulf has defected to Iran because they've only been served hunks of mystery meat and hummus for months. Hold on, I'm... I'm.... I'm MULTI-POOOOOLARING!!!!!!!!
 
Unnamed sources told me Trump is going to give Iran nukes because he knows America lost the war so thoroughly that we need to bend the knee to the Ayatollah. Trump himself has converted to Shi'ia islam and the ballroom he's building will be converted into a mosque. Every soldier and sailor in the Gulf has defected to Iran because they've only been served hunks of mystery meat and hummus for months. Hold on, I'm... I'm.... I'm MULTI-POOOOOLARING!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile, China is watching.
 
Unnamed sources told me Trump is going to give Iran nukes because he knows America lost the war so thoroughly that we need to bend the knee to the Ayatollah. Trump himself has converted to Shi'ia islam and the ballroom he's building will be converted into a mosque. Every soldier and sailor in the Gulf has defected to Iran because they've only been served hunks of mystery meat and hummus for months. Hold on, I'm... I'm.... I'm MULTI-POOOOOLARING!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile, China is watching.
Legends of the American defeat in the Strait of Hummus will echo for thousands of years.
 
Is there any idea when trump will start whipping them again? The blockade is too abstract for me to feel the hype. He should hold a triumph in dc. We can watch the shiites fight bears at the Washington monument and see the reflections of all of their government figures being crucified in the pool in front of Lincoln. We can all enjoy modest 500 calorie portions of hummus and souvlaki skewers while mojtaba is impaled upside down.
 

Trump says Iran's oil pipelines will explode in three days:
When you have lines of vast amounts of oil pouring through your system, if for any reason that line is closed because you can't continue to put it into containers or ships, which has happened to them, they have no ships because of the blockade.

What happens is that line explodes from within. Both mechanically and in the earth, something happens where it just explodes, and they say they only have about 3 days left before that happens.

And when it explodes, you can never rebuild it the way it is. It's a very powerful thing that takes place sort of having to do with nature.
 
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30 million dead military age muslims? Finally Iran brings something tempting to the negotiating table.
Total 33% Muslim Death.

Iran conveniently forgetting that Pakistan originally backed up their lie that one of the conditions for negotiations was a Lebanon ceasefire.
Imagine cucking yourself so hard to a terrorist state, and they still say you aren't cucked enough.
Fucking humiliation ritual of a country should never have tried to insert itself into these affairs in the first place.
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"Pakistan continues let us know what points the Americans won't budge on; these negotiations are over"
Pakistan being utterly mogged by their fellow Aryans. Pakistani Izzat being genocided.

I do not expect the United States to put aside it's own interests because of second and third order effects on other nations that they should be sorting out themselves in the first place. Welcome to "America First"
No see when the US acts in its own interests, that is bad.
They should only act in Europe's interests, and then Europe will complain anyway and say imperialism/warcrimes.

Also Russia and China should be allowed to do whatever they fuck they want. That's how a multipolar world works.

Repeating the same bad assumption that's been explained to you twice now doesn't make it any more true the third time you repeat it.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/iran-c...s-gulf-states-and-israel.235901/post-24309942
It is turd-worlder wishcasting. If they repeat a thing enough times it'll become true. Like how he conveniently ignored being called out about Iran "not caring about Europe".

This is huge, actually, and implies Israel and the UAE have deeper cooperation than they'd let on to on the surface.
Always has been. They were collaborating on Somaliland. They downplay their association due to Iran.

Araghchi is back in Islamabad but won't discuss nuclear enrichment so what's the point? Before you ask if he's actually there, MES confirms it:
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I'm not going to post about these talks unless something happens.
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If you are implying the reason for aggression against Venezuela and Iran is to secretly obtain leverage over China than that’s pretty silly. China has access to oil from many countries and was merely enjoying slightly lower prices. Squeezing China for a little
More money on oil is like hitting the Trump hotel with a 2 cent orice increase per roll of toilet paper. Their trade imbalance can easily
Absorb it for tha intrinsic reason as well as the fact that they are at peak use almost now and have a heavily diversified energy grid. They also have oil reserves that they aren’t drilling, they are saving it for war.

If this is your idea of master chess for taking Venezuela and stopping Iranian oil to defeat China, then you should fold now.

China has rare earth metals and can easily twist the USA in trade as needed and has done so which is why Trump has failed to do shit with China. China also only has 10% of their exports going to the USA and the days of China being reliant on USA trade to survive are over. We can cause inconvenience, but have no kill shot left.
nigga you had a heart attack at 20 because you couldn't stop eating baconators. I don't think you're as in touch with the global economy as you claim. Fry oil and crude are two entirely separate things, bud.
 
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