🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

Leylon Sneed said:
He broke his computer again, he's been bitching about it on Twitter. On the plus side, no more morbid stories in the immediate future.

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I think he ran out of creative juice, anyhow. How many ways can you spin playing with shit and blood, clocking someone on the head, sticking your dick in gross stuff, and running down the road in an outrageous state, laughing, before going to hell and enjoying it?
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
I think he ran out of creative juice, anyhow. How many ways can you spin playing with shit and blood, clocking someone on the head, sticking your dick in gross stuff, and running down the road in an outrageous state, laughing, before going to hell and enjoying it?
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You must not remember USENET.
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
I think he ran out of creative juice, anyhow. How many ways can you spin playing with shit and blood, clocking someone on the head, sticking your dick in gross stuff, and running down the road in an outrageous state, laughing, before going to hell and enjoying it?
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Funny you should mention that, one of the reviews on his Goodreads for his first morbid stories was exactly this. I'm going to have to go thru and screenshot some more reviews from his Goodreads, it's a little tedious without an account and on mobile, but there's some gold in there.
 
losang said:
In case tarl is reading this i was on the same honor roll but I have both my teeth
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I noticed that Tarl is listed as grade 10 in 2005, so I went back to the yearbooks to check something...
Stinkum said:
It's barely worth posting because of how bad the quality is, but someone might get a laugh out of it so here it is anyway.
Tarl's high school year book photos.
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Tarl graduated high school in 2007 when he was 19. Did this retard fail a grade?
 
TerrysDisciple said:
Tarl graduated high school in 2007 when he was 19. Did this retard fail a grade?
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IS there any other way to be senior prom king twice? I know sometimes a birthday and initial enrollment can make graduation at 19 not uncommon, but he's born in January, that's not a month that skirts the edges. At least he graduated, he didn't have to drop out to keep up the family farm (lol), I would be interested in his college education. The courses and whether he got an actual degree, or did programs. Also if he got any scholarships, part of the FAFSA is being registered for Selective Service, was he even eligible for the draft?
 
Nig Nog Neanderthal said:
I totally do, and I miss it. Alt.fan.heinlein, especially, debating about guns with spergs. Before they opened the AOL cage and let out all the retards who had to open their flies to count to 21.
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I miss crossposting to a dozen newsgroups saying some shit about Heinlein and then watching a flamewar start off that would go on for months.
 
Leylon Sneed said:
IS there any other way to be senior prom king twice?
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There is no way in hell that this dweeb was prom king. This is a joke I'm not getting right?
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There She Glows said:
There is no way in hell that this dweeb was prom king. This is a joke I'm not getting right?
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Man his hippie mother tried to make him look like one of the Beatles. Either that or he thought looking like Bunghole, the replacement for Ringo when he can't be fucked to show up was the winning move.

Goddamn no wonder he turned to a gay owl
 
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