Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

Mr. Racewar1488 said:
The Ayatollah has cancelled summer vacation and it's up to our plucky group of high schoolers from different cliques to come together and find a way to stop him. Hijinks and comedic pratfalls will abound.

It's better with the Oblivion music:

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I'm betting the war resumes inside of 14 days.

Iran knows they're mega fucked and they're bloviating accordingly.

Oh and the retards at NBC "reported" than an Iranain F-5E manged to drop a bomb on a US base in Kuwait.... Lol.
 
Crocodylus Acutus said:
"Stop right there, infidel scum! Nobody breaks sharia law on my watch! I'm confiscating your enriched uranium. Now pay the strait toll or its off to the whirlpool."
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"You there! Strong-looking type. Word is there's a fragile ceasefire holding by a thread. Carry a message to the eastern ports for me? The pay's good... if you don't get sunk by drones first."

"Fuel’s so expensive I had to sell my horse. Walked here from Riften. All because some clerics and generals can’t agree on who owns a strip of water."
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
Members of the Iranian Special Police Forces posted a video titled “We are waiting for you, with our hands on the trigger.” The Iranian fighter in the video seems to be armed with a customized DIO TK9 “Tondar” submachine gun (domestic MP5A3 clone).
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I'm surprised you haven't mocked them for wearing American camouflague.

What I find so interesting is the fact they still use slimline handguards on their MP5s which H&K phased out in 1978.
 
It's clear that Oman saw how willing Europe and India were to pay the toll and decided they wanted a piece of the pie.
They're perfectly happy to overlook Iran launching missiles at them so long as they can split the proceeds.
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3-2-1836 said:
I'm surprised you haven't mocked them for wearing American camouflague.

What I find so interesting is the fact they still use slimline handguards on their MP5s which H&K phased out in 1978.
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Everyone uses some sort of multicam camo now which is boring. What happened to the days of alpenflage, flecktarn, and East German raindrop camo? Sad!

The Iranians are using the same molds and stamping machines they got in the 70s which explains the outdated handguards and makes you wonder how in spec their HK knockoffs are. Stamping dyes don't last forever.
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
The Iranians are using the same molds and stamping machines they got in the 70s which explains the outdated handguards and makes you wonder how in spec their HK knockoffs are. Stamping dyes don't last forever.
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Don't get me started on their H&K G3s, amazing Cold War relics, hardy, great for long range shooting, but damn the blowback is brutal. Not really practical in current year with much better options. UAE's CAR 816 will likely be Irans next generation weapon if they can patch things up with the Gulf States post regime collapse.

Iran makes a cloned P226 known as the PC-9 Zoaf that is pretty good actually, but one good pistol does not make an army. They haven't even made their temu glocks past trade show prototypes.
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ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
It's clear that Oman saw how willing Europe and India were to pay the toll and decided they wanted a piece of the pie.
They're perfectly happy to overlook Iran launching missiles at them so long as they can split the proceeds.
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The deal with Oman is that basically, due to the fact they're the secret third branch of Islam called Ibadi and know they are a tiny majority among the Muslims so have followed a policy of shutting the fuck up and trying to be the Switzerland of the Middle East after killing all the communists in the 60s, and avoid getting involved in anything as they know it will lead to their immediate eradication.

Also their version of Islam says the leader has to be compentent and rule with the guidance of the leaders of the community or he can be removed and that being a descendant from Mohammed isn't a job qualificaiton so they have less retarded leaders.
 
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Myrtle the Turtle said:
"You there! Strong-looking type. Word is there's a fragile ceasefire holding by a thread. Carry a message to the eastern ports for me? The pay's good... if you don't get sunk by drones first."

"Fuel’s so expensive I had to sell my horse. Walked here from Riften. All because some clerics and generals can’t agree on who owns a strip of water."
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"Heard they're reforming the IRGC. Jewish hunters or something, in the old fort near Tehran. Might consider joining up myself!"
 
Myrtle the Turtle said:
"Fuel’s so expensive I had to sell my horse. Walked here from Riften. All because some clerics and generals can’t agree on who owns a strip of water."
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"Wonderful! Time for a strait opening... oil for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Oil for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration if you don't like Europeans. True?"
 
"Please, Mr. President. Hezbollah is getting their asses kicked, and the Lebanese government is coming dangerously close to giving Israel the green light to just do whatever it has to do to crush them. We super-duper pinky promise that we'll 'discuss' Hormuz and nukes if you pretty please just save our last proxy that's worth a shit from being wiped out."
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"You! Y-you're from t-the... D-Dark Brotherhood... r-right? The Black Sacrament worked! I can't get my usual shipments of Hermaeus Mora tentacle monster juice from Solstheim with this damn blockade. They want 2 million septims per ship! Can you believe?! My dwarvish automaton moon sugar cane harvesters can't run without it, and it's the key ingredient in my 'Special Black' skooma. Damn Khajiit are getting jumpy, I don't know what will habben if they can't get their fix. I want you to, ahem, *take care* of Emperor Trumpus Mede I for me. It's his damn fault this all started in the first place..."
 
draggs said:
"You! Y-you're from t-the... D-Dark Brotherhood... r-right? The Black Sacrament worked! I can't get my usual shipments of Hermaeus Mora tentacle monster juice from Solstheim with this damn blockade. They want 2 million septims per ship! Can you believe?! My dwarvish automaton moon sugar cane harvesters can't run without it, and it's the key ingredient in my 'Special Black' skooma. Damn Khajiit are getting jumpy, I don't know what will habben if they can't get their fix. I want you to, ahem, *take care* of Emperor Trumpus Mede I for me. It's his damn fault this all started in the first place..."
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Why didn't the shooter last night just reload an older save after they captured him?

What TES race are the Iranians? The kikes are Altmer, Americans are either Imperials or Nords, so I'd say they'd be Orcs with how stupid they are.
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
Why didn't the shooter last night just reload an older save after they captured him?
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You Will Never Master CHIM

Mr. Racewar1488 said:
What TES race are the Iranians? The kikes are Altmer, Americans are either Imperials or Nords, so I'd say they'd be Orcs with how stupid they are.
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Ironically enough I think Iranians would be Redguards and niggers would be Orcs.
 
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