🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%
  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%
  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%
  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%
  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%

  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
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This'll be waiting for Austin in his bed when he gets released.
 
Sorry BondBros... Austin's likely not getting out. They just dumped a shit ton of docs on his case, including 2 new jail cards ordering continued custody.

Interesting we usually get a mugshot when we get a new jail card, but not today. Full list of the new docs
 
#74 Appointment of Counsel- Request appointment of a lawyer. This means he requested a court appointed lawyer claiming he was broke with no money or income, aka indigent.
IF he understood what he was hearing he must have had to bite his tongue to keep from yelling "I'm not broke! I've got 163k! I bet that's more than you've got pussy."
 
Sorry BondBros... Austin's likely not getting out. They just dumped a shit ton of docs on his case, including 2 new jail cards ordering continued custody.

Interesting we usually get a mugshot when we get a new jail card, but not today. Full list of the new docs

HOLY SHITBALLS! TWO JAIL CARDS!!!?? IT'S A PERFECT PAIR! GUYS I GOT A PERFECT PAIR, OMG OMG! MOM! MOOOOOOM!!!

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Austin coming home having gained a hundred pounds in jail only to find his parents actually sold the house and moved to Florida without telling him.
 
A little prayer i thought id share since i think this might be it for him

our gambler.. who art in prison
Hallowed be thy keno
thy squirt come
thy will be elfing
on earth as it is in jail
Give us this day our daily reload
and forgive us our weird trespasses
as we forgive those who didnt drop a 5 pack
and lead us not into the rocks
but deliver us from jail

Amen
 
We have to brainstorm. Who do we know he can rat on in exchange for reduced sentence? Ratdad is a bitch, but unfortunately not to a criminal degree. RatmAndrew is kind of a fag but kind of isn't illegal yet. Derrick Christmas would be a viable option. Boss doesn't even need witness protection after his release. He has $163k. He can move to Hawaii in a secure compound and still have enough to take your mom to dinner and juice her up a little.

Or someone get Hardin on the line. Josh said he would take the case for $81,500 (half the $163k). I'm willing to lift a finger, I'll even drop a 10 pack on that fundraiser. Will you?
 
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