🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[drachenbarde]

Maybe we can get a new poll about whether he's gonna serve time or nah

 

[smug comporon]

He's not gonna plead anything, this man has been sober for 6 months and he's not gonna let some bitch send him to jail over skipping a piss test whlie on a generational mines run.

 

[Looney Troons]

It would be so funny to me if Winna dissolves before he is released

 

[Shiba Inu Strike Force]

If everyone just keeps practicing their talents the talent show should be really good.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

If everyone just keeps practicing their talents the talent show should be really good.

I'm changing my talent. I'm going to perform an entire episode of Law and Order. I'm a shoo-in to win.

 

[pisspants patrick]

Speaking of Mom's, what is RatMom on a scale of 0 to 10?

type a 9 in the chat dewd

 

[Drama Fan]

Saw this, and I had to post it here. this clip, or some screenshots of it just seems like too perfect of a reaction.

I got you dawg. The felted rat really spoke to me.

 

[Stray Carpet Nug]

It would be so funny to me if Winna dissolves before he is released

They don't even have to dissolve. They have no written agreement with Austin. They can just say "You failed to fulfill your side of the deal, it's now void" or just ghost him completely in general. I feel like he's fucked from that money.

 

[The_Red_Man]

Maybe we can get a new poll about whether he's gonna serve time or nah

The answers would stay the same, and the winner would still be "less than a month".

 

[UsedUp]

Unless some judge wants to make an example of, Austin and draws inspiration from Saudi Arabia, Austin could face the death penalty.

 

[drachenbarde]

Footage of Ratdad immediately after Bossman's arrest has been leaked.

Boss may have one ace up his sleeve

Spoiler: Source

stolen from ratdid

 

[Laughingator]

Boss may have one ace up his sleeve

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Unfortunately Bossman's charges aren't Federal (where a Trump pardon would work) rather State of Virginia.
Now the Governor of Virginia could pardon Bossman and that would 100% work and let our boy be free.

 

[mentally retarded user]

He's in the new Resident Evil movie, I'm not faceblind.

 

[RAT Team Six]

Now the Governor of Virginia could pardon Bossman and that would 100% work and let our boy be free.

I believe there might be hope…

 

[draggs]

They don't even have to dissolve. They have no written agreement with Austin. They can just say "You failed to fulfill your side of the deal, it's now void" or just ghost him completely in general. I feel like he's fucked from that money.

Even written agreements aren't contracts, contracts are legal documents with various standards that must be met to be legally valid. One of those standards is a contract can't be an agreement to break laws, like say any and every deal Bossman, an American, has ever made with casinko websites that are illegal for Americans to gamba on

 

[break these cuffs]

 

[LostinShambles]

Footage of Ratdad immediately after Bossman's arrest has been leaked.

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Boss may have one ace up his sleeve

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Spoiler: Source

stolen from ratdid

 

[SandyCat]

Sorry BondBros... Austin's likely not getting out. They just dumped a shit ton of docs on his case, including 2 new jail cards ordering continued custody.

I refuse to believe the day of cheese is actually happening

Surely he has just a little bit of plot armor left in reserves to get him another probation. Just a crispity crumbarooski of plot armor is all he needs and he'll be back to eating big bufords like a animal on discord streams

 

[Buster Scruggs]

He's in the new Resident Evil movie, I'm not faceblind.

The T-Virus can FUCKING SQUIRT BROS

 

[The Stranger]

While the nontent child is enjoying prison, can anyone help me find the bossman compilation set to Sweet Honey?