🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

Leylon Sneed said:
IS there any other way to be senior prom king twice? I know sometimes a birthday and initial enrollment can make graduation at 19 not uncommon, but he's born in January, that's not a month that skirts the edges. At least he graduated, he didn't have to drop out to keep up the family farm (lol), I would be interested in his college education. The courses and whether he got an actual degree, or did programs. Also if he got any scholarships, part of the FAFSA is being registered for Selective Service, was he even eligible for the draft?
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Tarl never finished college he's a dropout.
 
Adamska said:
He might have actually broken his computer or burner this time. Or is like so drunk he forgot how to unlock his phone and bricked it.
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My guess is that his recurring broken computer grift is coinciding before the end of each month, when he owes the working men who house him some menial rent payment he cannot afford. The timing certainly does line up this month.

In the past, his computer grifts were the most lucrative, pulling in thousands in donations. Since his legal troubles and being on the run this year, he has been increasing and repeating the same broken computer grift over and over each month.

Someone with good a.i. data aggregating skills need to run through the dates of each one of his broken laptop events in the last 6+ months to document the pattern and timing.
 
Lockeen3D said:
Is it about to be 24 hours since we’ve heard any peep from tardl on twitter and YouTube? Did he finally get nabbed by dog the bounty hunter?
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He made a Xeet about 3 hours ago. Then there's this (below) which could be just a bunch of baloney.

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If he really will be in the Clank Motel for 18 months, where will his channel be by the time he gets out, all rested and ready to resume?

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Well shit, must have just tapped out. Not holding my breath though.

If this is the case than let this be a lesson all of you already know. Fucking retards won't solve your problems kids.
 
Bullet Kin said:
If he turned himself in, does it mean that he claimed his own bounty?
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Tarl is not an important enough criminal for a bounty. Bounties are reserved for murderers, terrorists, FBI's Most Wanted, etc. The monetary amount ($2500) attached to his Vermont bench warrant is the amount he needs to post for bail. His Louisiana alias capias has no bail, I believe. Nobody is getting any money for turning him in.

HerTea Pants said:
He's living like a prisoner already isn't he?...I mean, would jail be worse than this?
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There's more negroes on the inside, especially in Louisiana.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
Well shit, must have just tapped out. Not holding my breath though.

If this is the case than let this be a lesson all of you already know. Fucking retards won't solve your problems kids.
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I'm still waiting for the mug shot before I believe it. It does make a certain kind of sense IF Mel's family kicked him from Casa Retardo. Where else could he go? At that point, it's just easier to go back to Vermont and turn himself in than try to survive as a homeless person on the streets of New York.
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
I'm still waiting for the mug shot before I believe it. It does make a certain kind of sense IF Mel's family kicked him from Casa Retardo. Where else could he go? At that point, it's just easier to go back to Vermont and turn himself in than try to survive as a homeless person on the streets of New York.
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Honestly he just needs to take his consequences on the nose. He went on a binge of Stolas worship and retardation and that isn't free. Now the state... well... states... want to slap him upside the head. Vermont is going to probably let him off easy, Louisiana is going to turn him upside down and try to shake out non-existent coins and that'll probably be it. They might lock him up for a year? I don't even think that'll happen though.
 
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