DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%
  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%

  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
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look at that greasy sheen. Also, of course, we have tangy mentions flying out every 5 seconds
I'm sure it's been mentioned somewhere in the past 500 pages but fuck his forehead wrinkles have gotten deep lately. Been like this for months. It's weird too because prior to a year ago or so his skin was weirdly smooth for his age, but the wrinkles seem to coincide with his recent fat loss
 
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look at that greasy sheen. Also, of course, we have tangy mentions flying out every 5 seconds
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Holy shit, that's literally every single word he knows he can use to describe food! We got em all! I would bet every cent I have that he hasn't used more than 5 words outside those four plus smoky, briny, and sour in every Tries It he's ever done. He LARPs as if he's offering a food review to the 100 people that will watch it but he uses the same five or six words every time. Call me crazy, but I almost feel as if the "I'm reviewing a product" line might just be an excuse. Do you guys think... I dunno this might sound crazy but do you think he's just looking for an excuse to stuff his face and he's just saying it's a review so that he can pretend he has opinions people value and also gets to eat his shitty goyslop?
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Thanks to Sergionotbased and brosydephil for finding this pic
"Used to be into working out" young Phil.
This dude didn't get bullied nearly enough. He didn't even kill himself what the fuck were those bullies doing?

We're never getting Chicko Chicken bro :'(
Didn't you look and it was available for delivery? Does that mean that he's banned off of DoorDash because he keeps saying it isn't and you KNOW he's checking every day.
 
Sometimes a particular restaurant in a franchise will turn off delivery apps when theyre new in the area so they don't get slammed. They'll turn it on when the hype dies down
Yeah I thought Bigdream looked at that location though, delivering to the Snort Fort. Maybe not.
 
It holds true in Europe, where you can get mindblowingly good beer and wine at bottom dollar prices. In North America the imports are marked up for no reason and affordable domestics are usually blends. In Canada the buy in for a good bottle is $30. A lot of the cheap to mid priced stuff from the states is so-so, I've never been really impressed.

Someone should bait him into a show where he pairs wine with colognes
This pathetic man child was mortally wounded by being mocked over the cologne idea. Any time he talks about it you can see that he is really hurt by being laughed at for his legendary idea. He sat there watching Khet play video games and told her of this great cologne idea which would save the business and she nodded pretending to pay attention while holding back tears as all of her peers her age are going on vacations now except her because her husband cannot afford to miss one day streaming because of his work ethic and dedication.
 
Wow he's so jacked! He looks like a bodybuilder! (I remember this being a quote shown on a WPIG lore video. Phil said people used to say that to him all the time when he looked like this)
What are you even saying? Are you trying to tell me this Mtv's The Real World auditionee looking CHAD's mountain of muscle physique doesn't impress you? Even being further back in the photo his head still looks too big :story:

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Phil had a utter panic attack while looking for DunceFelter and trying to unban him. It really says a lot it took Phil almost 12+ days to notice his only trusted mod was gone. Phil just doesn't care about his REAL fanbase. They could all be named JohnRambo for all he cares.
 
It’s becoming awfully common to check out his stream and see the YouTube attendance is hovering between 130-150 viewers. Remember how nervous he got when his DSP Throwback streams were dipping to 100 viewers, and then finally quit when one stream was at like 90 viewers? He’s really not that far off from those numbers - on his main channel’s gameplay streams. Dire!
 
there's an entire cabal of e-girl troll-larpers trying to flirt with NSRV and EvaCowboy to shit up chat lol
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e. HE'S SLAPPING DOWN THE ERP, NO DERAILING CHATS LOOOL

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NSRV BENDS THE KNEE, CUCKED BY HIS LIEGE
 
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Didn't you look and it was available for delivery? Does that mean that he's banned off of DoorDash because he keeps saying it isn't and you KNOW he's checking every day.
I think it's the other way around---the chicken place delivers but not through DoorDash and Phil will only DoorDash or another delivery service, not the restaurant itself. Why? Fuck if I know.
 
I think it's the other way around---the chicken place delivers but not through DoorDash and Phil will only DoorDash or another delivery service, not the restaurant itself. Why? Fuck if I know.
Probably because he'd have to call and actually talk to someone.
 
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