Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

Speculation I heard on that was the drone got EW'd from the helo, and that near miss was it just following that last vecotor
The video posted below refutes that. The IDF got insanely lucky.
Californians will never acknowledge that California policy is what causes California gas prices. The state has its own oil reserves, its own refineries, it was the top crude oil producer for most of the early 20th century, and it still manages to have higher gas prices than the literal island state with no oil production and a single refinery. I am convinced that Californian retardation is actively pushing up gas prices in the adjacent states.
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California literally hates it Oil and Gas industry. CARB's goal is the total elimination of every oil well, refinery and gas/diesel vehicle in the state.
their elite units still use their license made G3s, so maybe they will restart making those. way superior to anything nato has right now.
They still make them but they're a 1950s rifle design
I really don't think Trump blinks on zero enrichment or on freedom of Hormuz navigation. The only think I can see him bending on is regional proxies
Even then Hezzbollah is fucked and the Houthis are lords of poverty and illiteracy
If I remember my milprocurement sperg correctly, the army was trying to kill the XM25 since pretty much delivery of the first prototype due to a) cost of system and b) because leaders didn't want the XM25, they wanted a modern "heavy rifle" aka a BAR
Ugh and they got the stupid XM7
"Prease herp us, China!! We rive in multiporar worrd!! Your power is same!! Herp us overcome roundeye white devir Amerrican has-beens!! We one to free weeks from irreversibre economic catastrophe!!"
Thailand seeing the absolute hard limits of Chinese support 🤣
My favorite economics youtuber is starting to doom about the energy markets. I actually take this guy pretty seriously so things are about to get bumpy.

Eeeehhhh were literally 2 months in and this hasn't happened
Edit: to explain why this is relevant to this thread, from my autistic prospective Iran is basically a prototype of what a conflict with China will likely play out should shit go to shit and Winnie the Pooh decides to finally try and take Taiwans sexy sexy chip manufacturing for CCP. Fuck yourself with that CPC shit that's gay.
Lol, China is seeing that the US military can do and they're like "ruh roh"
I generally like Patrick's videos, he's knowledgeable and informative. But he's been failing miserably to hide his TDS for at least a couple of years now.
Sad but true
I mean it's been 2 months. At some point the end of days has to actually arrive rather than being permanently right around the corner. Otherwise it's just 2 more weeks all the way down.
It'll be in the next 10-15 days if it's actually going to happen.
Hezbollah published their POV of both strikes on the initial 77th Battalion force and the rescue.


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Ohh man that's a bad look for the IDF.... The first drone just fucked a squad talking and the second came THIS close to taking out a medivac helo and possibly 12+ guys at once.
maybe people these days shouldn't be repeating that mistake
Lol the UK is way ahead of you there
My nigga in Thailand cant drive his diesel truck cause you got companies hoarding it lol.
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The amount of fucking cope I see from western journalists is retarded. These "criminals" are usually businessmen that are immediately labeled criminals by the state when the state of thailand fucks up. Its the same reason IP2 during his Thailand stream almost got arrested for embarrassing a local establishment and the company sicked the secret police on him.

Its telling that a IRL friend and the news tells completely different stories. Also the 1st and 2nd amendment must be defended at all costs.
Again, first worlders cannot IMAGINE the corruption and dirty dealings that are required to do business in the 3rd world. Constant payoffs, bribes, and surprise "taxes" are totally normal.

The governments over there are BARELY competent and their politicians are actually more retarded than Western ones.
Bro cannot get over how his entire career ended with the left not respecting him because he was a cock suck faggot willing to sell out his superiors and subordinates for them, and the right doesnt respect him because hes a cock sucking faggot who sold out his superiors and subordinates.

He will never live down his "I want to understand white rage" quote.
Lol he was humiliated. Sadly his retarded XM7 is still being inflicted on the US Army.
 
Eeeehhhh were literally 2 months in and this hasn't happened

Yeah, smart money isn't worried.


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If smart money was scared, smart money would have bid this up. Smart money has not. Random faggots buying PUTs make this go up. It is not really up.

[Not investment advice, please read and think, but still. Sneed.]
 
This is being overlooked with all of the action but I still find it hilarious how Ahmadinejad ended up probably being a US/Israeli asset that had a dedicated jailbreak airstrike and is now likely being sheltered by the Mossad.
 
Wait, I missed some pages, what the fuck?


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His current location is unknown to the regime, according to The Atlantic.

Since his alleged escape, Ahmadinejad has made a few public addresses, including a congratulatory message on Mojtaba Khamenei’s rise to supreme leader.


Ahmadinejad becomes critic of Khamenei, regime

Ahmadinejad served as Iranian president from 2005 until 2013. Following this, he has been barred three times from running for president again by an unelected 12-member Guardian Council, in 2017, 2021, and 2024.

After the 2017 disqualification, he reportedly became a vocal critic of Ali Khamenei, going so far as to pay tribute to Iran’s former monarchy.

In 2018, former Iranian defense minister Hussein Dehghan told the Iranian magazine Mosallas that Ahmadinejad was similar to “the door of the mosque, which can’t be burned or thrown away” without bringing down the mosque itself.

“Arresting Ahmadinejad could unsettle the regime,” The Atlantic quoted Meir Javedanfar, co-author of a biography of Ahmadinejad, as saying. “He knows a hell of a lot about it.”
 
This is being overlooked with all of the action but I still find it hilarious how Ahmadinejad ended up probably being a US/Israeli asset that had a dedicated jailbreak airstrike and is now likely being sheltered by the Mossad.
If they make that wee fella (5'2" on a good day) the leader of the rebellion and eventually the head of state I will laugh my ass off.
 
Im not sure of the veracity of this but it came across one of my Telegram channels. Someone called "jondata1" on Darkforums is selling hacked 1TB of Iranian nuclear site files. Take it with a grain of salt, but its worth posting for the images.
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A threat actor that goes by "Jondata1" has conducted a large-scale breach targeting the surveillance and data systems of an unnamed Iranian nuclear facility, classified as "Top Secret" in one that could be one, if not the most, severe data breaches of the Iranian nuclear program in recent decades
👺 According to the Threat actor:
"The facility has been hacked by our team (Al-hreah Team) through an employee working at the facility. We planted files (PDF) inside their systems and hacked them after the employee connected the devices to the internet. We have gained access to 60 cameras, a large amount of data, and recordings totaling 800GB.
Therefore, after cooperating with the clerk, he gave us control over the cameras as well, and that this reactor is secret, and there were many experiments near Basra-Abadan, and there was an underground explosion and there was an earthquake with a magnitude of 4.5.
Therefore, for the strength of the land explosion, and it was felt by many residents of Iraq, Iran, and also India, submitted a secret file to the United States about a nuclear explosion that occurred, but the issue was denied and closed.
We transferred $200 to him and he connected the Internet to computers and he was hacked"

Cybersecurity intelligence gathered between March 10 and 18, 2026, has confirmed a high-priority “Critical Infrastructure” listing on several elite dark web forums.
👉 The exfiltrated assets represent a “Functional Anatomy” of the facility. The reported exposure includes:
- 340GB of Surveillance Footage:
- Five years of continuous video from over 60 internal security cameras, exposing the daily routines of scientists and security protocols.
- 550GB of Technical Archives:
- Over 20,000 classified files, including blueprints, centrifuge performance data, and safety manuals.
- Totalling: 890 GB in Iranian hacked Data
Make of this what you will.
 
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The last one he discussed was the USA deciding it simply didn't need a navy right after it declared its independence and thus left itself at the mercy of the entire world given its dependence on international trade. While he thankfully didn't start sperging about anything modern he did make a small, quick comment at the end about how maybe people these days shouldn't be repeating that mistake
Unfortunately this have been the mistake the U.S. government kept repeating all the way to the end of the Cold War and the supposed end of history for various reasons.
 
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Kike reporting, so truthfulness is likely low, but probably not any lower than any other journo rag.
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This shit is why I have been turbo mad about how big of a cuck Obama was since 2015. His utter abased levels of faggotry and cuckery have Iran convinced they just have to be retarded and the west will fold. Obama's complete lack of spine to "secure his legacy", and euro simpering and paying the jizya, is why we don't have a deal.

Trump's tweets supposedly being viewed by the IRGC as a sign of weakness is extremely funny if true. Trump is the first President since probably Coolidge to truly not give a shit about optics. He says what he believes. Did Trump deprive me of the powerplant and bridge day I was promised so I will always be bitter? Yes. Would he have followed through on that threat if Iran didn't lie about being willing to talk? Also, yes. I wish Iran would test him so I could get the TMD I was promised a month ago.
Eh, Trump 47's low-energy boomer trvths lack the punch and authority of Trump 45's mean tweets.
I can't really fault them, especially after dealing with Obama being a limp wrist cuck, for not trembling in their sandals after being thanked for their attention. They are really just not ready for a US that doesn't cave to the EU's strongly-worded statements and admonitions that never target Muslims for some reason.

Trump 45 would have mogged Iran into a peace deal in two weeks.
He'd have made fun of the Ayatollah missing a leg and being a queer, and then Trump would have had him sign an agreement for no nukes and to pledge freedom of passage through the strait to make the ratio'ing of Iranian official twitter accounts stops. And then Trump would have said how he was "great leader. Very strong. FDR was a wheelchair, he was a good president. Great guy, the Ayatollah."

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WikIran's Exclusive: leaked documents expose a clandestine deal between the Chinese-based Hesda Co. and MODAFL's industries to provide Iran with crucial surface-to-air missile components.
What? China supplying Iran with defense componenets in violation of arms treaties? No, couldn't be.

And right before meeting with Trump too. Goddamn there is going to be a lot of new people in the reeducation camps this may.

Tehran right now, in Meydan-e Enghelab (Revolution Square).
They can't even fill the entire area with supporters.
crowd looking pretty thin in the back there.

If riots do pop off again, it'll be interesting to see how the response varies this time, with our assets already in the region and Iran having no money to pay their militia thugs.
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I really wish we could get a bead on the actual mood on the ground.
As I've said before, the IRGC isn't popular but there's a bit of a gulf between "man the government sucks" and "burn it all down!"

They can print money. The effect dwindles and straightforwardly they will pay an exponential price for it, but I think people will accept the printed money for now.
It is hard to predict exactly when their credit will dwindle to the point they cannot pay people, with our limited information. It could already have begun, but I would not be certain.
Not just printing money, but (granted this reports from back in January and February and haven't seen things since) they are paying the Basij and IRGC rank-and-file with physical goods - Flour, eggs, oil, other staples as well as stuff like gas and kerosene. They aren't completely stupid, they know to make sure sure thier security is getting taken care of even if their paychecks aren't clearing or are becoming worthless.

This is why I suspect Trump's not actually going to do B&PD or any sort of strikes unless the IRGC decides to pop off first. It's a lot easier (and cheaper) to just choke off Iran's revenue stream and watch the regime flail around trying to keep their pets paid. We'll see how long they can hold it together, but things were already in bad shape before the war, and now they're going to have a hard time keeping their mercs and Basij paid, to say nothing of everyone else in the country.

Right now, Iran's being run under effective martial law by a military junta acting for the Gayatollah. We'll see if they can maintain that, and what the US response will be if they get desperate enough to try and go down swinging.
Cheaper and less risk.
The counter point I'd make is by not continuing to hammer them, its giving Iran time to rebuild and possibly get some chinese Miltech smuggled in which will make things harder when strikes resume.

Mostly I want B&PD because I have the cake in the freezer and I want to eat it dammit as a counter to Obama's cucked out negotiation style. Trump said he'd do it, so I want him to do it and put the world on notice "we will fuck your shit back to the stone age if you make us".

It'd also make rebuilding the country extremely difficult to have those things offline. So there is a solid case for not doing it, even if its all so tiresome.


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That's a decent short that explains pretty well what's going on with flares.
I'm taking small issue with them not calling it waste; if your operation is run appropriately you capture that methane/natural gas and process it non-explosively. HAving to flare it means something fucked up, or more accurate in the states, you don't want to have to go through the expense for the little bit of reward.

Under Trump 45, oil companies in north dakota were really pressing hard to increase the gas they were allowed to flare off due to the oil being high in methane (a consequence of geography and how deep fracking works which brings up a more 'confused' mass of oil and gas compared to when you are able to exploit big pockets)

Black smoke could just indicate a poor air fuel mixture or that you're not burning hot enough. I doubt they care much for the environment after all.
All of these are likely. I'd believe its just the collection tranks that filter out liquids not working properly due to lack of maintenance. I don't know if that's even a new thing. Iraqi refineries were not exactly up to EPA regs, I doubt Iran's are much better.

What makes it worse (or better..?) is that when cornered, Iran doesn't get reasonable, it just triples down. They're fucked, they're out maneuvered, they can't fight their way out of it, and they pissed their neighbors off really, really bad. ISRAEL DEPLOYED IRON DOME TO A FUCKING GULF STATE FFS. I say this because Iran this retarded without nukes (well, IRGC this retarded?) is a different story.
i always knew Iran was an irrational actor and could not be trusted with the bomb, I had no idea they were THIS irrational though.
"We hate the jews!" *launches drones and missiles into their neighbors' shopping malls*

"It is not clear precisely why Mr. Trump is not satisfied with the proposal that kicks the main catalyst for the war and Trump's near-singleminded obsession down the road, while giving Iran economic relief and no guarantees that they won't just immediately retake control of the Strait once America leaves."
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Imagine being the schmucks getting paid to write this shit.
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You think you hate jounroscum, but you don't hat them enough.

Why isn't Trump just being like Chocolate Jesus and giving them everythig they ask for?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?



And Qatar finally kicked Hamas out of the country today.
It seems Iran destroying their oil fields really pissed them off.
Jesus christ, imagine fucking up your war so badly the Arabs normalize relations with Israel to spite you.


I was initially so happy when I heard he finally got JDAM'd... but now to find out he's chillaxing in a Mossad safehouse.

Dang, I remember reading that he was killed in the strike. Never got the update that he apparently lived.
Sadly he lived.

If they make that wee fella (5'2" on a good day) the leader of the rebellion and eventually the head of state I will laugh my ass off.
I won't. I'm going to mald hard. I wish they had killed that slimy, lying cocksucker.
the fact the Atlantic is carrying water for him should tell you all you need to know.
 
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Lol he was humiliated. Sadly his retarded XM7 is still being inflicted on the US Army.
You could grid square removed every inch of West Point, Annapolis, the Pentagon, every living and dead bird and NCO officer, their families, pets, every living and dead person encountered during their lives and it still won't be enough to fully eradicate all of the cult of the rifleman followers and sycophants.
 
i always knew Iran was an irrational actor and could not be trusted with the bomb, I had no idea they were THIS irrational though.
"We hate the jews!" *launches drones and missiles into their neighbors' shopping malls*

Also water desalination
Also they're running out of anywhere to put their oil so they're flaring it, but if they shut their wells they can't reopen them due to the shut-in effect
Also they didn't think their clever Hormuz plan through and triple down

I think the real buried lede here is the IRGC is not reasonable and won't listen to the civilians, rather, they're bullying them. They're holding onto power as long as they can. Then they go retire to Moscow, Beijing, or Oman, most likely.

Or "retire" to the bottom of the Indian ocean. Whatever. Fuck em.

Iran deserves better than the muzzie government. This is a travesty.
The gulf states deserved better than to have WATER PLANTS FUCKING BLOWN UP, never mind having oil fields fucked and one of the gulf states (I forget which) having to shut down gas production. Fucking hell.

But you know what? Better now than later when they had more drones and more missiles and a nuke, and a pussy in the white house.
 
I actually take this guy pretty seriously
I have always enjoyed his analysis as well but after what has happened, and not happened, the past few years i'm just starting to get the feeling nobody at all on the face of the earth has any idea what the fuck they're talking about.

I generally like Patrick's videos, he's knowledgeable and informative. But he's been failing miserably to hide his TDS for at least a couple of years now.
Peter Zeihan is in the same boat.
 
Trump needs to start bombing Iran again so I can stop trying to fill my boredom with silly shit, that being watching other people trying to fill their boredom with silly shit
 
I think the real buried lede here is the IRGC is not reasonable and won't listen to the civilians, rather, they're bullying them. They're holding onto power as long as they can. Then they go retire to Moscow, Beijing, or Oman, most likely.

Or "retire" to the bottom of the Indian ocean. Whatever. Fuck em.

Iran deserves better than the muzzie government. This is a travesty.
The gulf states deserved better than to have WATER PLANTS FUCKING BLOWN UP, never mind having oil fields fucked and one of the gulf states (I forget which) having to shut down gas production. Fucking hell.
Forget listening to their people, the IRGC doesn't listen to reality. They have gotten so used to getting their way for so long, between weak and shiftless US and EU leaders and being able to execute anyone who tries to stop their plans for heresy against Islam.

They get subjected to a month of bombing the survivoring leadership's response is to declare strategic marytrdom. They build dams that never will fill and ruin their country's water supply.

They are up against immoveable reality and all they can do is continue to issue Baghdad bob style cope statements as the country falls apart around them.

But you know what? Better now than later when they had more drones and more missiles and a nuke, and a pussy in the white house.
This is something I try and fail to impress on Euros and Milennials.
Sometimes it is better to face a problem and deal with it now even though dealing with that problem is difficult, instead of sitting back and waiting for the problem to get worse.
This is one of those times. Iran blockading the straight of homoz was a known problem for decades, ever since Iran/Iraq, but no one was really doing anything to fix it. Iran ignoring the JCPOA was known and no one did anything about it. By doing this shit now, its stopping Iran from becoming a bigger problem in the future, and making everyone sit up and take notice, and actually start trying to remove Hormuz as a global trade bottleneck.

But remember, China is watching and waiting and learning

Learning America can smash over 1,000 targets in a single day with ~15% of its operational air power and ~15% of its deployed navy

Watching its tech get mogged by American tech (again)

Watching America move all the supplies needed for a huge war to the opposite side of the globe like its routine (because it is)

Watching America get a ton of real combat experience against missiles and drones

Waiting because the PLA can't even tell Xinnie the Pooh that it has a 50% chance of successfully landing on and conquering Taiwan (while the US would do it in about 3 days)
I have some concerns that China is "watching and learning" like the US "watched and learned" about the USSR's MiG-25 and thus directed more resources to the F-15 to utterly dominate the skies.

That is, China pre-Bridge and Power plant Day Ayatollah and IRGC Month might have gone after Taiwan half-cocked and been utterly BTFO when they discovered what the US can really do. Now they have a much better appreciation of what they're up against and if they do decide to invade Taiwan, it likely won't be any half-measures.

Granted the issue there is that doing that requires a military force able to go toe-to-toe with the US over the entire Asia-Pacific theater, and if you have a force that lethal it also means your generals have a force able to overthrow the CCP and put themselves in charge.
This is the Iran thread so I'll it at that.


Iran started flaring off a LOT of methane from its wells today, which is a big sign they're very close to being out of storage in general
This has already come up, but just point of order:
The fact they are flaring could mean they are running slow on storage but doesn't necessarily mean that.

The video posted below refutes that. The IDF got insanely lucky.
At the last moment, the Hezbollah drone operator remembered that if you kill your enemies, they win.
 
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