💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

Remember, no matter how bad your life is, you'll never be Jeremy Hamplanet.

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Jer's Ren Faire vlog could be made as part of a movie like Poughkeepsie Tapes, VHS, or Creep films and it wouldn't feel out of place.
Senior @Jose Beaner Luna got it right
Maybe it’s just my mood but it’s just walking around aimlessly, it makes me want to nap. There’s no dramatic conflict just drawn out drunken dooby dooby doo wench watching and “brooooo”. Fuckin hell man.
 
Maybe it’s just my mood but it’s just walking around aimlessly, it makes me want to nap. There’s no dramatic conflict just drawn out drunken dooby dooby doo wench watching and “brooooo”. Fuckin hell man.
Maybe I'm enjoying it more because I'm mostly listening to it in the background, but the content isn't in Jer's video (is it ever?) but it's in the Casino's commentary. And I say that as someone who was originally bored by the Casino.
I have to say the Casino does a good job of turning boringness into something.
 
IIRC, a lot if viewers/onlookers said the same when KC were initially going after Jer. “Who gives a shit about that fat fuck, he’s too boring to cover like this etc.” well, look how that turned out.

I genuinely believe there could be some real nefarious shit to be uncovered on the Synthetic Faggot.
Synthetic Man is a thin skinned cuck like Jer, it's easy to trigger him into responding as he's taken down a clip channel for less than what the Casino could ever say
 
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Here's a spritely little girl!
10 seconds later
I need to start having babies!
10 seconds later
I'm definitely drunk now
Oh, thanks for the clarification.

Fucking Christ, Hambly is a walking AA billboard. I drank a little tonight and I feel just gross. Jeremy needs to be wheeled around schools to show kids why not to drink.

...Actually never mind, dash that idea completely.

He was definitely keeping that girl in the ponytail in frame. The little girl holding hands with her family. I don't know how to clip kick but it was clear as shit.
Then he immediately jokes he's not creepy?

He's reached Boogie levels of DIE.
 
This just shows that he really hasnt meaningfully changed ever since the rentfaire to today he's still the same creepy fat slob, also Heather was being doubleteamed this entire time btw, skydon was landing his boeing on heather's airport, stuffing her like a christmas turkey.

Edit: That monologue at the end after all that we saw

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This is some A24 psychological horror film type shit.
 
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He was gilding the lily a bit. But was he using his phone to record? He mentioned purchasing an Osmo for this outing. Of course both the complete camera assembly and the standalone gimble are both part of the Osmo family so not 100% sure.
Yeah, I didn't realize that is what he was using until I started watching the Casino coverage of it. Disregard.
 
lso Heather was being doubleteamed this entire time btw
This is my Ren fair theory as well. Heather and the bull(s) ditched him because Jer sucks and no one likes being around him, so he fatly huffed and puffed away and turned on the livestream to pretend he has friends. That's also why he took out his sexual frustration on random women and underaged girls.
 
Why are we acting like this is some sort of big revelation? you can look up "quartering coffee" on google and you will find posts on reddit from 4 years ago that points up how the company that ACTUALLY makes his coffee are pretty woke, making his whole "non-woke coffee" gimmick completely meaningless.
No one is surprised about the Millcreek beans. Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears is mostly highlighting that both of the business addresses for Coffee Brand Coffee and Player One Coffee are out of date at best, and complete bunk at worst. Suite I at the West Valley business park has been occupied by concrete pouring Mormons since at least 2022, and the Farmington address has been occupied by an outdoor supply company since 2024. No one has been packaging coffee at either location for quite some time now.
 
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Oh dear, a roaster posted le hecking new pride flag once on their Instagram!
This shit is so pedantic and childish, nobody gives a fuck. Imagine marketing something as "not woke" to get an audience. If that's the selling point, stay away. It's just a damn flag. I don't care if the coffee comes from some rainbow haired faggot or a gun-totting, also faggot. If it's good and sourced ethically, I'm in.

Is there a single person who constantly bitches about "woke" not a pro-censorship flagging piece of garbage?
Who's defending this guy and who is he defending?
1. Ethan van Scammer
Fat retard urinal licking scammer fuck who still can't deliver his comic. This idiot constantly bitches about SJWs and wokeness and an assortment of other manbaby non-hobbies like drawings for children being affect.
He did so while trying to destroy a competitor for peddling mediocre comics called Eric July.
Note that EVS is a fat retard and a rightoid. Eric July is also very right wing.
2. Theodore Feaser
I don't even know what to say about him. He's got a decent hustle and he should just stay offline. He ruined his life by wearing a "George Floyd Overdosed" shirt, simping for Fuentes and eventually he got doxed by them. Then some twitter retard called Xannyberries made fun of his name which caused him to melt down.
3. Cog
Bri🤮ish Andy who streams about Ethan Ralph to like 5 people.
4. Random MAGAbot NPCs
Format yourself.
5. Nicholas Rekieta

Hasanabi Piker didn't get anyone flagged down at the height of his dog shocking incident. I know some retard who probably watches nuxpedo and some hobo roach will seethe about it. Jer personally got someone's channels banned, that's different to the turkroach smugly chuckling about "it would be a shame if..."

They're always picking right leaning targets too. Eric July is on the right, Kino Casino is right leaning and so on. It's just so pathetic.
It's institutional too.
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This combined with the seething about DOGE employee list being made public and life ruination over some retard being shot, surprised?
My point is that those in power will always try to censor other people and they don't care which side you're on. When a left leaning government was in charge, the SJWs were the flaggots. Now it's the opposite.
Whether you like retard critics of the right (such as Kimmel, I think he's pompous) or not is irrelevant. Censorship is, and should universally be criticised.
(Now I'll go back to the dedicated thread to sperg about politics.)
 
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