Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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You're at war with someone and that someone calls you and says "Hey bro, you're TOTALLY winning this 'cause we're about to collapse over here"
 
CaliforniaRaisin said:
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You're at war with someone and that someone calls you and says "Hey bro, you're TOTALLY winning this 'cause we're about to collapse over here"
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I think its perfectly plausible that Irans foreign affairs ministry has told the Americans they cant make a deal because they are in an undeclared civil war over who is in charge at the moment.
 
We gonna hit em again this weekend? It feels like they will, but I'm tired of being wrong about predicting it. I wish coach red pill was still alive so he could go to UAE and threaten to put super glue in the locks of government buildings, and try to make cheeky videos near military infrastructure. "Look at this, oh my God. The zionist system pigs are bringing in missile defenses. The UAE has been led down the primrose path"
 

In the stark clarity of daylight, where the common eye is accustomed to the mundane, the vehicle of a high-ranking Mossad officer traversed its established route once more.
Hours, angles, distances, and daily repetitions have been meticulously recorded and mapped. These behavioral patterns are etched into the city’s geography like lines hiding in plain sight—lines that are no longer a mystery to us.
While Mossad leadership is intimately familiar with this individual, we, too, have come to know him.
What was once presumed concealed under the indifferent gaze of the public thoroughfare is now subject to our precise and silent scrutiny. Every passage, every fluctuation in speed, and every momentary halt has been integrated into our archives.
Patterns have been established; timings have been synchronized. The shadows—even in the peak of day—are closing in.
What has commenced shall proceed. Those in Tel Aviv who still maintain the illusion that daylight provides sanctuary will soon recognize that even their highest-ranking officials are no longer beyond our reach.

Behind you, all along
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Iranian Intelligence Telegram Channels are so fucking cringe. Here's where the video was taken in Tel Aviv:
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The Freak Who Lived said:
Small powerleveling based 100% on public information.
The part of this system that shoots bullets (the "Gun") is unimportant. This gun exists only to help the magic computer and Joe Grunt kill people 1km away consistently and without effort.
The capability to kill people consistently 600m, 1000m, or further, even in night and so on outweighs a "Better Gun" for humans. This is the reason it is "Super-Gassed" even at only 50% capacity or wherever.
You can account things like wind, but if this capability is severe over 600 meters, it is total at distances underneath that.
The Gun is a platform to facilitate the transition to "Modern Warfighters" (whatever the term is), with all the technology deploying now and in the coming years.
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Except the magic sight is allegedly a gigantic piece of shit and the Army isn't even fielding them at the moment....lol

Only the black tip rounds are the 80,000 psi ones, all else are literal ballistic twins to the 7.62x51mm NATO equivalents

The new grenade launcher rifle is arguably a much better investment for "muh overmatch"
 
Alphasnail said:
We gonna hit em again this weekend? It feels like they will, but I'm tired of being wrong about predicting it. I wish coach red pill was still alive so he could go to UAE and threaten to put super glue in the locks of government buildings, and try to make cheeky videos near military infrastructure. "Look at this, oh my God. The zionist system pigs are bringing in missile defenses. The UAE has been led down the primrose path"
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I give it 50/50 on this weekend. Trump seems to be getting increasingly comfy with his blockade. But that could also be him projecting it. It was highly unlikely for anything to happen right now due to the state visit by King Charless, who it must be pointed out, is a devout Muslim. Once hes gone, then we can bomb some more, at least in theory.
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
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Iranian Intelligence Telegram Channels are so fucking cringe. Here's where the video was taken in Tel Aviv:
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Watch out nameless Mossad agent, the Iranians are going to launch missiles in your general direction.

They have to fucking know by now that their threats mean jackshit when they lack the means to carry them out. But sure, they'll totally do to Israel what was done to them at the start of the war with all that izzat they got from farming strategic martyrdoms.
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
In the stark clarity of daylight, where the common eye is accustomed to the mundane, the vehicle of a high-ranking Mossad officer traversed its established route once more.
Hours, angles, distances, and daily repetitions have been meticulously recorded and mapped. These behavioral patterns are etched into the city’s geography like lines hiding in plain sight—lines that are no longer a mystery to us.
While Mossad leadership is intimately familiar with this individual, we, too, have come to know him.
What was once presumed concealed under the indifferent gaze of the public thoroughfare is now subject to our precise and silent scrutiny. Every passage, every fluctuation in speed, and every momentary halt has been integrated into our archives.
Patterns have been established; timings have been synchronized. The shadows—even in the peak of day—are closing in.
What has commenced shall proceed. Those in Tel Aviv who still maintain the illusion that daylight provides sanctuary will soon recognize that even their highest-ranking officials are no longer beyond our reach.

Behind you, all along
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I never understand releasing this stuff. If this "intelligence" was fucking worth anything, they wouldn't release it. Do their own supports believe this shit?
 
Falcos_Commisar said:
Except the magic sight is allegedly a gigantic piece of shit and the Army isn't even fielding them at the moment....lol

Only the black tip rounds are the 80,000 psi ones, all else are literal ballistic twins to the 7.62x51mm NATO equivalents

The new grenade launcher rifle is arguably a much better investment for "muh overmatch"
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Listen up, kid! Our WARFIGHTERS™ need a rifle with a rifle cartridge to punch through the level VII body armor worn by the ChiComs and your little 223mm pea-shooter made by Matel ain't gonna cut it! Those ChiCom soldiers are so hopped up on opium they wouldn't even FEEL that little 556mm varmint round! We lost too many boys in 'Nam because of that **** rifle and I don't want to see that happen again! If I had my way they'd be issued M-14s and 45 Colts so they could properly take out the ASSHOLLA'S "soldiers"!

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Check out the brass balls on this cunt, I dont even like taking the Datsun downtown but this motherfucker is running his 500 million dollar broat through a warzone
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Nathan Higgers said:
I never understand releasing this stuff. If this "intelligence" was fucking worth anything, they wouldn't release it. Do their own supports believe this shit?
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Their channels have barely any subs and their posts are lucky to have over 20 stickers. My posts here are probably seen by more people. If you have Telegram and want to laugh at their cringe here's a couple of them: t.me/Ir_intel_voice t.me/CYBER_HANDALA Handala is probably the cringiest one. For example:

With the power of AI, stock footage, and shitty CGI we shall destroy the Great Satan and the Zionist Entity! They also claim to have over 2300 names of sailors and Marines in the Gulf but I'm not posting any of those because I wouldn't be shocked if these retards faildoxed a bunch of randoms. And as I was about to copypasta their cringe gloating about their probable faildox they deleted the post after it had been up for a couple of days.

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Iran's mission to the UN states that Iran is not party to the Law of the Sea so they can do what they want, it's their hot Strait. You don't know me!
 
Scale Smerch said:
:story: they really are mentally buck broken. Guaranteed they're doing this because they're legitimately terrified about Trump demanding people follow those off the cuff remarks about calling the strait the Strait of Trump or hell, even the gulf as the Trump Gulf. Their izzat loss is so horrendous they're down to trying to scrape some back with enforcing names.
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I'd rather have the trump gulf over the fucking arab gulf. I can even tolerate being named "the getting fucked in the ass by a kike with 6 fingers and a McDonald's addict gulf". But have one word that's associated with sandniggers and I will shove a C4 up my ass and scream YA ALI! Before blowing myself up.
ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
Israel caught Hezbollah using ambulances to smuggle weapons and soldiers. Nothing unexpected, but it's still exhausting how no one on the international stage gives a fuck about muzzies violating every Law of War at their leisure.
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A pipe dream but the day everyone decides to pull a international crusade against muds is the day world peace (and peace in the middle east) is finally achieved.
Foundinglaunderer said:
muzzies violating international laws of war, IDF smashing crosses with sledgehammers.

fuck'em both
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Isreal is really pushing my support for them. I hope their involvement with iran is relegated to assassinations mostly. Let America do the heavy lifting. Though i assume they're already bogged down in southern Lebanon to care about iran too much atm.
Mike_Israeltel said:
Pakistan TALKS about nuking India, but Iran walks the walk on murdering Saudis.
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I transheart gulfnigger arabs (exception for UAE since i do not want bombs on my head and oman because they're okay) and arabs in general getting bombed:feels:.
Lt. H. DuBois said:
Everyone who doesnt want America to be a major driving force in the world is le brown and le third world. Kek
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Multipolarity would be great if we didn't have to contend with countries that are full of niggers, browns who worship a dead pedophile and the gooks who TOTALLY won't rule under the shadows. If only the west went full arab on those brown shitholes.
StudMccool said:
I recently got the opportunity to talk to a morocco native who married an american and DUDE, those people have a sense of culture and family, the lady was so proud to talk about being an American while also gushing about her heritage. Their children were super polite and respectful.
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Morrocans are a huge mixed bag imo. I do feel for them since they too, like us got invaded by the muslims but unfortunately for them they got their culture completely wiped out as opposed to us so doubly so in that regard. It does unfortunately suffer the turkey problem of the diaspora being utter trash but the natives being semi okay.

The women are fucking hot though. Easily the best looking bunch from niggerland where the nigger women look no different than the men. What with the lack of sexual dimorphism and all. They make the gulfnigger women pretty jealous too lol.
 
CRUBRANGERLSTEINZHAJJAVIF said:
i don't know why you would present it otherwise
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The guy I was replying to in that quote, said Iran attacked random muslim countries for no reason. I was pointing out that they aren't random, they are US/Israeli allies and they host our military bases. Which is the opposite of random.

You don't have to agree with their response or even see it as logical. My point is you can't call it random and say it was for no reason.

Hunter Hearst Helmsley said:
Iran chants Death to (Most powerful and belligerent military nation on Earth and their main ally within local region) for decades.
Iran funds terrorism against (Most powerful and belligerent military nation on Earth and their main ally within local region) for decades.
Iran gets attacked by (Most powerful and belligerent military nation on Earth and their main ally within local region).
-Chain of cause and effect begins here-

Listen, if you decide to be enemies with stronger people who like to fight, it might cause your to be in a fight as an effect, and you are a retard.
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Iran supports Houthis and Hezbollah - that's Israel's problem, not ours. Meanwhile, our "Muslim buddies in the Gulf" have supported ISIS and al-Qaeda for years - and that should be our problem. They've actually killed and maimed a ton of Americans.

I don't know why you guys keep insisting the Houthis and Hezbollah are bad and America should get involved, but we're ok with our allies supporting ISIS and al-Qaeda and we even put the Chief head chopper in charge in Syria so now ISIS leaders are our friends. We even lifted the $10 million bounty on his head for all the Americans he killed, but now we're cool. And that shit sounds normal to you? That's our allies lol

Schwarzwald said:
Maybe they could, I dunno, target those military bases you mentioned instead of civilian infrastructure?
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This argument would carry more weight if we didn't blow up civilian infrastructure too, but we do.

Schwarzwald said:
uninvolved third party Muslim nations.
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Uninvolved? el oh fucking el....my sides
 
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