🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

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anliteralidiot said:
If she were a dog, she'd be on those aquatic treadmills, unable to leave until she'd walked for a certain amount of time. It's the ideal setup for her, really.

But she's not a dog, she's a human with free will, and her free will tells her she's hungry.
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She would be one of those dogs that sit on the treadmill till the wall at the back end hits their rear, then take a few steps before sitting down again. Unlike a literal bitch who is cute while doing it, Cutie would do her ratface and teeheeing while doing it.
 
Dialysis is no picnicking, but what Chantal will find really hard is the type of diet that she will need to follow. Since she will likely not going to have a full kidney shut down, she will have still some kidney function and they will want her to have a low sodium, low phosphorus, high protein, low calories diet. So, no fast food, little or no cheese, mostly plant-based diet. You can imagine how well she will take the news.

Dialysis will shut down any dreams of travelling with her handsomest man. Her only hope is having a kidney transplant. I wonder if any of her beezers will offer her one of their kidneys. I suspect that it will be a hard sell to her family.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
Dialysis is no picnicking, but what Chantal will find really hard is the type of diet that she will need to follow. Since she will likely not going to have a full kidney shut down, she will have still some kidney function and they will want her to have a low sodium, low phosphorus, high protein, low calories diet. So, no fast food, little or no cheese, mostly plant-based diet. You can imagine how well she will take the news.
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As with most super obese patients she will be completely unwilling to abide by the dietary medical restrictions, it isn't even worth consideration that she will try. She will eat her way through all health problems into an early grave.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
Her only hope is having a kidney transplant
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That is never happening, even if she had a donor ready, willing, and able, waiting eagerly. I don't know if she's healthy enough for surgery of that nature, but if she did manage to dupe everyone into agreeing to all this, she'd fail for the same reasons she'd fail at dialysis: complete unwillingness/inability to abide by the restrictions/instructions/lifestyle changes necessary for success.
 
cuttysnark said:
She is way too obese for an organ transplant. She would die on the table if attempted.
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I can just imagine the gunt, on the table, prepped and ready, and at the very first, barest touch of a scalpel, all her visceral fat, under pressure, explodes out and reverses her skin until all that's left in the OR is essentially a gigantic, 600 pound popcorn kernel.
 
Catholic Loophole Expert said:
Did she say the chapstick smelled like ass cheese? What the hell is going on with deathfats that their frog asses produce cheese!
cheese!
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I’m not defending Gunt’s weird obsession with food-scented cosmetics, but I have to admit, if my 5Below has that Doritos lip gloss, I’m buying it JUST to smell it. But maybe just me? I’m weird about cheese.

JSomalisstretchedbumhole said:
Except leave her husband.
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Chantal does not have a husband.

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“Whoy would he decline such offers with a passion?”

Because he wasn’t offered ‘A MILLION DOLLARS’IMG_1068.jpeg
…he was offered a grand, and only one grand, because Cutie would quit before her first episode.
 
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Aww come on Chantal, that's an easy one: Because he knows your "relationship" would be the main topic and they would make fun of his small dick, his fetishes and his possible involvement in marriage, immigration and business fraud.
They'd get his friends involved, weirdos would contact his family, all the "businesses" he's been associated with would be investigated by a group of people more autistic and thorough then any government agency and you better believe someone would be on the phone with PAWS Kuwait to find out more about that shit.

It's got nothing to do with her mental health and everything to do with his thin skin and fears.
 
Schmooo said:
I’m not defending Gunt’s weird obsession with food-scented cosmetics, but I have to admit, if my 5Below has that Doritos lip gloss, I’m buying it JUST to smell it. But maybe just me? I’m weird about cheese.


Chantal does not have a husband.


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…he was offered a grand, and only one grand, because Cutie would quit before her first episode.
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Cheesecake: I never watch reaction channels or read comments/reddit/farms threads about me
Also Cheesecake: "huzzzzband"
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Would they even be able to reach her kidneys through the fat in this hypothetical transplant situation? Don't possible transplants have to lose a lot of weight to make it easier to get to the organs?
 
CluelessAquarium said:
Would they even be able to reach her kidneys through the fat in this hypothetical transplant situation? Don't possible transplants have to lose a lot of weight to make it easier to get to the organs?
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They wouldn't waste a kidney on her. Even if she survived the surgery, the complications her weight would cause post-op would be too risky. It's hard enough to get an organ, she wouldn't qualify now let alone when she's sick enough to need the transplant.
 
Tinidril said:
That is never happening, even if she had a donor ready, willing, and able, waiting eagerly. I don't know if she's healthy enough for surgery of that nature, but if she did manage to dupe everyone into agreeing to all this, she'd fail for the same reasons she'd fail at dialysis: complete unwillingness/inability to abide by the restrictions/instructions/lifestyle changes necessary for success.
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Also, organs are in short supply, and people on the waiting list are prioritised based on how successful it’s likely to be and how much benefit will be gained.

A catastrophically obese non-compliant woman with a multitude of other self-inflicted health problems, is going to be as low down the list as an 80 year old.
 
Adrenochrome Dreams said:
organs are in short supply, and people on the waiting list are prioritised
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I wasn't even imagining her on the official waiting list, I was imagining her getting a relative or friend to donate, which I *think* bypasses waiting lists. I could be completely wrong, though. At any rate, it's hard to imagine anyone in her family or wider circle of acquaintances volunteering to donate a kidney. Maybe Teardrop LOL. Missy Moo probably would have.
 
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