DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%
  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%

  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
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We are reaching levels of homosexuality previously thought impossible
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Look at those things. Holy shit man. Also, lookin right into OBS, right on queue. Built like a bag of milk.
 
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Look at those things. Holy shit man. Also, lookin right into OBS, right on queue. Built like a bag of milk.
he is making troonski look like an amateur fr

this one is still my favorite I think. you couldn't place the mic in a better position if you tried
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I want to add Phil is by far the gayest, most retarded, pathetic, and useless faggot I have ever seen or heard of in my entire life.
 
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#Don'tMessWithJackPepper&DarksydePhil

I used to not be able to fathom who would be a legit fan of DSP. Do they even really exist? And then I came across a profile of someone randomly on social media and I thought my God - this is EXACTLY the archetypal DSP fan **this is unsettling the levels of TISM, faggotry and RetarDENTation you are about to witness here**

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I just watched him crash out about the analytics of his edited content. I think this captures Phil perfectly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNbxRa70Be4

"It's claiming each person watched the video for 5 minutes"

Instead of saying "Interesting. With edited content I managed to get the views up in comparison to unedited videos by almost 10x. The average watch time on the unedited content was also pretty low. Having 5 minutes of average watch time on edits content means I was not able to retain the viewer's attention for a longer period of time, I'd need to change something and improve it",

he goes the typical Phil route and instead says "See, Youtube's stuff doesn't even work. Their analytics are so stupid".

This is a guy with a supposed to have a business degree...
 
Instead of saying "Interesting. With edited content I managed to get the views up in comparison to unedited videos by almost 10x. The average watch time on the unedited content was also pretty low. Having 5 minutes of average watch time on edits content means I was not able to retain the viewer's attention for a longer period of time, I'd need to change something and improve it",

he goes the typical Phil route and instead says "See, Youtube's stuff doesn't even work. Their analytics are so stupid".
This is the same person who goes "oh, it glitched" when Twitch demonitizes him.
 
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