💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

Baklava said:
I've always found Cafe Bustelo too bitter/sour from tannins.
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It gave me a migraine just drinking my normal amount.
MY NERVOUS SYSTEM WAS UNDER ATTACK BY THE BROKE-DICK FARMS, IF YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT IT BISH.

Funny how you mentioned BRCC because "Just Black" is actually a really excellent coffee as far as "boosted energy per cup".
The interesting thing is there really are only a few "levels" of coffee quality.
1. Folgers/Instant dirt trash that makes me want to say "nah i'm good actually".
2. Low quality brown chalk that you have to drink 5 cups and then its not worth it.
3. Most Coffee that "does the job" for 10-12 dollars a bag at the grocery. (when not on sale)
4. The highest end rich guy stuff carefully selected by a hipster with poor life choice tattoos wearing a denim apron featuring leather straps.
N/A: Whatever Starbucks puts in their coffee that somehow makes the caffeine boost last unnaturally long like how Vyvanse is d-amphetamine bonded to L-Lysine so when your body's enzymatic function breaks those bonds the amphetamine is released over longer intervals.
 
Historical Strelkov said:
It gave me a migraine just drinking my normal amount.
MY NERVOUS SYSTEM WAS UNDER ATTACK BY THE BROKE-DICK FARMS, IF YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT IT BISH.

Funny how you mentioned BRCC because "Just Black" is actually a really excellent coffee as far as "boosted energy per cup".
The interesting thing is there really are only a few "levels" of coffee quality.
1. Folgers/Instant dirt trash that makes me want to say "nah i'm good actually".
2. Low quality brown chalk that you have to drink 5 cups and then its not worth it.
3. Most Coffee that "does the job" for 10-12 dollars a bag at the grocery. (when not on sale)
4. The highest end rich guy stuff carefully selected by a hipster with poor life choice tattoos wearing a denim apron featuring leather straps.
N/A: Whatever Starbucks puts in their coffee that somehow makes the caffeine boost last unnaturally long like how Vyvanse is d-amphetamine bonded to L-Lysine so when your body's enzymatic function breaks those bonds the amphetamine is released over longer intervals.
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Cafe Bustelo will put some extra hair on your chest.
 
Herpes is Brat said:
Everyone in this thread should make a point to watch the entire Ren Faire 2 hour video with or without commentary, the clips don't do it justice. He is basically creepshotting and
narrating his perversions the entire time, within ear shot of his prey, some of whom are pre pubescent children. Really never seen anything like this, Jer would be a stealth cummer if his dick worked
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Not even kidding, Wisconsin lawmakers should look at the Ren Faire stream and consider expanding their creepshotting laws based on Jeremy's behavior.
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He's in public, and he's not specifically upskirting or downblousing, so I don't think it's quite illegal yet. However, he does pan over to that lady's cleavage at one point. If you were arguing in court, you could try to frame that as downblousing, but I don't think it would stick.

Seriously, imagine yourself as a woman trying to enjoy yourself at the Faire on a hot day, and because you didn't bring your burka, you are now going to be sexually harassed by the Poop Ogre. He's recording you, and broadcasting your body to the most degenerate gooners to ever walk the earth. The Poop Ogre needs to be locked up.

I'm not pearl-clutching. You could even hire a hooker to act uncomfortable around you as you call her a bar-wench and she brings you your drinks. Their services are quite expansive, but you know that, don't you, Jer? You pay that woman to come over and "cut your hair," after all. Does the discomfort have to be real for you to get turned on, Jeremy?

Edit: Oh yeah, if he had really found Christ, he would look back at himself sexually harassing women and be horrified. It's a grift, confirmed.
 
Look at this cluster B motherfucker. Screenshot_20260429_093355_X.jpg
I own dog. Buy coffee. Apparently "The_Joker" is looking into Hairhamby building his company by attacking Black Rifle Coffee, which is a de facto attack on veterans. Damn, Jer fucks up royal.
 
Herpes is Brat said:
Rumble creator Joker is also cumming for jer's ass
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I pulled up the stream he did last night at 9 PM and holy fuck this guy is obnoxious.
DSP for president 2032 said:
Seriously, imagine yourself as a woman trying to enjoy yourself at the Faire on a hot day, and because you didn't bring your burka, you are now going to be sexually harassed by the Poop Ogre. He's recording you, and broadcasting your body to the most degenerate gooners to ever walk the earth. The Poop Ogre needs to be locked up.
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As a fairegoer I'm mildly surprised that nobody confronted him given how loud he was right up close to the people he was creeping on, but as a midwesterner I'm also not surprised that nobody confronted him.
 
Velanna said:
I must have missed it but how did we go from one bull to another? How did we decide it was the RC car guy?
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“Skyrone” was a meme long before Jewbull came onto the scene.

It’s only now that someone reviewed those RC videos, realized that the RC guy who Heather is all over is also her sex flying instructor, it all adds up. He’s just whiter than anyone expected so can’t be called Skyrone any more.

So there’s solid evidence for two bulls at this point.
 
DSP for president 2032 said:
He's in public, and he's not specifically upskirting or downblousing, so I don't think it's quite illegal yet. However, he does pan over to that lady's cleavage at one point. If you were arguing in court, you could try to frame that as downblousing, but I don't think it would stick.
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Oh, no, not a "pan to cleavage!" [shock scream horror] Not in public! Not where everyone can see what he's do... oh, also also where everyone can already see what she's showing...

Nah, a line has to be drawn somewhere. "I wore a cleavage-accentuating, cleavage-enhancing costume and somebody noticed my cleavage! I DON'T UNDERSTAND! RAEP! HALP!"

Horseshit. If you are dressing up in a costume you should literally expect to be observed and photographed. That's the whole fucking point of it, else you wouldn't have bothered altering your appearance so much. If you show off your tits people are gonna look at your tits. If you don't want your cleavage captured for posterity, don't deliberately dress to enhance and flaunt it. It's not hard. Stupid bitches have done this since cameras were invented. "I'm showing you my hot body, how dare you look?!?!"

His language and actions are what deserve punishment here. Pictures from a distance are one thing, but walking up on women and saying shit like that in front of their kids is punch-worthy. Of course, this explains why renfairs are so soy-filled -- no man worth his salt would dare attend one or allow his woman to lower herself doing so, and so no men willing to beat the shit out of Hambly for this kind of crap are in attendance to stop it.

DSP for president 2032 said:
Seriously, imagine yourself as a woman trying to enjoy yourself at the Faire on a hot day, and because you didn't bring your burka, you are now going to be sexually harassed by the Poop Ogre.
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lol jfc and you have the nerve to claim you're not pearl-clutching?
 
TertiaryObjective said:
She does get just a little bit of slack because she has to pose next to the leaning tower of ham every now and again. Your life is on the line if he loses his balance.
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"If Jeremy sharts while we're this close to him, we'll all drown. Let’s live like it's our last moment on earth. Hold me, Sky Bull!"
 
Baklava said:
I really don't get the coffee grift with Jer. Did he just hop on because he wanted to compete with conservative grifting brands like Black Rifle despite making CBC explicitly apolitical?
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He copies whatever Tim Pool does. Tim Pool has a Coffee/Drinks brand called "Cast Brew Coffee". Notice that the Initialism is "CBC". That isn't a coincidence. Their products look like con-inc grifter shit.

Jeremy didn't understand that all of these products are novelties that are typically bought by mega-fans of the show.
 
Has anyone else noticed that at the start of every pet-related short he says "my three German Shepherds," instead of saying "my dogs," or even referring to them by name? If he truly loved his dogs, then why would he refer to them by their breed? This might be worth looking into.
 
moocow said:
Of course, this explains why renfairs are so soy-filled -- no man worth his salt would dare attend one or allow his woman to lower herself doing so, and so no men willing to beat the shit out of Hambly for this kind of crap are in attendance to stop it.
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I really want to hear your top five ideas for dates and family fun.

Edit: on topic,
moocow said:
Horseshit. If you are dressing up in a costume you should literally expect to be observed and photographed.
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Did you watch the video? It was just some lady in a black top, no costume. I also do not care about the rights of disgusting creeps, whatever we need to do to get the sexual harassment Poop Ogres out of the faireground and into a cage is fine by me.
 
whackadoo42 said:
I really think this may be why they take down whatever he wants them to.
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I want to clarify that he isn't getting them to take down whatever he wants - he has only had this happen with regards to the clips channel.

Everything else that he has flagged isn't down: it's either demonetized or age-restricted, the net effect of both being to harm the creators' incomes. However, these do not damage the channels in any way - they aren't strikes, and you can effectively get as many of them as you want and your channel is fine; both of these do cause the algorithm to promote them less, however, as YT necessarily makes less bank off of them. Critically, though, these can be appealed and be rescinded.

So far, I've only seen these flags target inauthentic-person or nudity as the reasons given for the different takedowns. What this suggests is that Jer's contact probably knows which types of report have the greatest chance of success, if one's goal is just to temporarily inconvenience a video creator (or get a stream kibosh'd, streaming having different rules)... and let him how to format a report in the most-likely way for it to succeed. But from that point, Jer is just exploiting the system in a way that anyone-else could, if they were motivated to do so; I do not think that his contact is directly intervening, searching for the ticket# of his flag in order to expedite or approve it.

I would expect that YT has very rudimentary anti-abuse systems in place, where it starts discounting accounts that issue a certain number of flags that get rescinded on appeal. This very likely happens immediately with new accounts as well. But this is no doubt why Jeremy has so many different fucking channels: all of them are old, and each of them is attached to a specific email/account. As-such each account will have a high number of erroneous flags it can sustain before it starts to trigger the anti-abuse mechanisms, and he can just start issuing flags from his alternative accounts when he gets close to that number. The end-user should not know how many reports it would take to trip this anti-abuse system, but this is something his contact could tell him which wouldn't leave a paper-trail back to the contact.
 
Gator_Aids said:
Jer doesn’t have “boobs”. That word has a pleasant connotation in less refined circles.

Jer has “bitch tits”.
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Please dont compare the pepperoni chef to JerjerBinks...
The Gordon Ramsay of basement salami shouldnt be disrespected this way.
The Stalker Prison Warden is actually funny, jer is just an angry cuck who is assmad that people learned his secret.
What JerjerBinks has is bitch blubbers.

Actually his name should be Jeremy Bitch Blubbers.
 
DSP for president 2032 said:
I really want to hear your top five ideas for dates and family fun.
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From what I understand if you're a KF mod it's like tradition or something that before they go on a date with a new prospective suitor, they're required to introduce their date to Null, and allow him to suck on their bare toes.

It's sorta weird, but you can ask any of them and they will confirm.
 
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