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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I don't want to see Kevin on something in the future I want to see him die of alcohol poisoning on top of a pile of the cheapest miami tranny hookers diamond can find. There were some good moments but Chud to Chad was a massive L and Goran content cucked us again.
 
The Man With No Name said:
Use a bed frame.
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No bed frame is a male Rite of Passage when you're like, 20. At 36 though?

SenorPoop&Pee said:
I don't want to see Kevin on something in the future I want to see him die of alcohol poisoning on top of a pile of the cheapest miami tranny hookers diamond can find. There were some good moments but Chud to Chad was a massive L and Goran content cucked us again.
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Diamonds burner account
 
After all of Kevin's complaining about how boring sitting in the car was they then invite him to be in the sprinter for the future content? Why would he even accept, does he not understand that it's just going to be more driving lol.
 
Rare Jet W pulling the plug on this. Probably was an experiment gone wrong and the one bit they had planned for Miami was contingent on linking up with looksmaxxer guys, who ultimately snubbed them.
Then all the Diamond IP2 type shit started and it did seem like they were goading Kevin into fucking himself up. The tranny stuff is just kinda fucked. Ricky and Aryeh would've been fucked, and they've done the whole "go to clubs and be autistic" bit a few times. Nothing left to do in Miami tbh.

That being said, hope they don't stream with Kevin or any other streamstar again and just actually interact with the public and find new characters if they decide to do IRL again.
 
sum ting wong said:
After all of Kevin's complaining about how boring sitting in the car was they then invite him to be in the sprinter for the future content? Why would he even accept, does he not understand that it's just going to be more driving lol.
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If they're actually going to DC (Doubt), its MUCH more compact than the Miami area
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Kitty Cat Man said:
Rare Jet W pulling the plug on this. Probably was an experiment gone wrong
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I think they were just filming their vacation
 
The Miami trip was supposedly to just to fill time waiting for the sprinter to be finished, Jet said from the beginning they'd only be there for a week or two. It was still way better content than I was expecting it to be, so W wiggers on that. Ending it now was probably the right idea, the Kevin arc was getting pretty dark.
 
StaatsanwaltvonSiemens said:
What do the wiggers see as the fanbase? The whales in the telegram? Viewers who pay for TTS? Everyone who has at least a season pass? The schizos in live chat? Where is the cutoff?
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Either they cater to the profitable audience demographics, or they lose money and can't afford to keep going.
The cutoff is whether it brings in more money than it costs, ultimately.

Deciding you're not going to sell-out and will keep making what YOU want (until you can't afford to make it anymore) is always an option, but there will be other fishtank-like operations that will move in to give the paying customers what they want.
 
The Man With No Name said:
I didn't see anybody answer you so I wanted to.

Mold. If you don't elevate a mattress, it will mold on the bottom since there's no airflow. Our bodies leave moisture in the bed, whether the sheets are cleaned all the time or not. Moisture having two ways to "escape" and evaporate from the top and bottom is a lot more effective than only one, and mold thrives in a dark, damp, airless place.

Use a bed frame.
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The most cheapo bedframe I've seen was a stack of wooden cargo pallets, but it was a bedframe nonetheless.
 
Diamond has intercepted the bus to find Kevin.

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Gave him a care package. Everyone on the bus looks justifiably horrified.
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Diamond Tank lost their snuff film victim, but they'll be bringing in Burt. New snuff film victim acquired: Bezo.
(Well, maybe not...Bezo will probably enjoy what Burt does to him. Never mind.)
 
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Lonjil said:
If site chat got their way we would be watching people bleeding and shitting all over the place and each other while constant e girls are walking around naked.
Site chat is worse than reddit.
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I think the 'farms has a "Fishtank but in Russia" thread for that stuff already. I will not be linking it (mostly laziness) but it's fucked even for this site. You can easily find it though if you're into that sort of thing.
 
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