Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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btw for posterity trump initially said it would be 2 or 3 days, then he said a month then he moved it to 6-8 weeks and we are WELL past all of that

good little visualization of the shifted goalposts, keep in mind this isent my opinion this is just a visualization of data from the admins own mouth
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DRUMPF IS WINNING THE WAR TOO SLOW!
WE NEED BRIDGE AND POWER PLANT DAY TODAY, AS PROMISED TO AMERICANS 3,000 YEARS AGO!
 
The German PM pissed Trump off so much that he's seriously thinking of just withdrawing us from the country.
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U.S. CENTCOM has asked to send the Army's Dark Eagle hypersonic missile to the Middle East for possible use against Iran, according to Bloomberg.

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Trump wants to make a coalition to enforce sanctions and open the Strait.

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Reports of explosions around the Tehran area about an hour ago.

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The U.S. is seeking forfeiture of the Iranian-linked oil tankers (M/T Majestic X and M/T Tifani) that were seized by naval forces in recent weeks, according to Bloomberg, citing a senior White House official.

➡️ The Department of Justice has initiated the legal process, though details on how it will unfold and the fate of the vessels remain unclear.
 
U.S. CENTCOM has asked to send the Army's Dark Eagle hypersonic missile to the Middle East for possible use against Iran, according to Bloomberg.
Reports of explosions around the Tehran area about an hour ago.
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DROP A MOAB ON THOSE BROWN FUCKERS (Trump has an autistic boomer fear of using nukes, so I sadly doubt we'll be graced with one of those babies, at least for now.)
Trump wants to make a coalition to enforce sanctions and open the Strait.
Charles comes to visit, and suddenly Trump is speaking Europeans' language.
They'll pussyfoot about ever using military force, but just utter the words "coalition" and "sanctions," and they'll come running.
The U.S. is seeking forfeiture of the Iranian-linked oil tankers (M/T Majestic X and M/T Tifani) that were seized by naval forces in recent weeks, according to Bloomberg, citing a senior White House official.

➡️ The Department of Justice has initiated the legal process, though details on how it will unfold and the fate of the vessels remain unclear.
That oil was promised to us by Christ. It is our Holy duty to reclaim it.
 
Really puts into perspective just how superior America objectively is compared to the rest of the world, where us losing a percent in annual growth while still growing is considered by many to be the end times.
Meanwhile, Europe, Asia, and especially Iran are all on the verge of collapse.
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In other news, Iran is apparently so terrified of bombing resuming that they asked Daddy Russia to call Trump and threaten him not to break the ceasefire.
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It is. You're just lying. If the US military pays its own staff, or a third party contractor, that is considered defense spending in the budget. Even if the person they're paying is a nigger believe it or not.

You literally just make shit up.

Nigga literally thinks there's a "Red Sea Trading Company" in the Caymans that works as a DoD slush fund to pay BAS for dependas, and vets getting 50% disability for varicose veins.

There must be a reading comprehension issue here.

Nobody is talking about salaries, we're talking about the lifetime of veterans benefits in all of its forms for millions of people. Those are not part of the defense budget. I don't understand where you got that idea from. That is 100% NOT included in the numbers.
 
Iran thought they could drone us with their drones, but we'll drone their drones with our drones while they drone on about drones.
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(over 5 years)

here is some quick maffs for you
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since you guys like to bandy around how little massive amounts of money is in relation to the defense budget

*cough cough*
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we have spent 7 drone programs worth of 5 year funding already to do WHAT? make gas 4 bucks a gallon? genius
 
How exactly is it a shit show? All things considered it's working out fairly well for us.
are you regarded?
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btw we live in a interconnect world economy boss, the bunker fuel prices just went sub critical, its all about to hit us, its just a matter of weeks until they cant hold back this bullshit on an everyday price level
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we have spent 7 drone programs worth of 5 year funding already to do WHAT? make gas 4 bucks a gallon? genius
You tried so hard to ham-fist this stupid comparison metric only to fail to properly put a sentence together.

and the baseline point was already dumb enough to begin with. the yardstick you've created is the price of hardware intended to be cheap as dirt compared to other military hardware. "look how many drones you can buy for this" yes, that's the point, drones are cheap.
just a matter of weeks until they cant hold back this bullshit on an everyday price level

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Really puts into perspective just how superior America objectively is compared to the rest of the world, where us losing a percent in annual growth while still growing is considered by many to be the end times.
Meanwhile, Europe, Asia, and especially Iran are all on the verge of collapse.
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In other news, Iran is apparently so terrified of bombing resuming that they asked Daddy Russia to call Trump and threaten him not to break the ceasefire.
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That person is a moron if they think Iran is "activating a great power backstop" or that Russia is threatening to "insert itself into the deterrence" because Putin told Trump the region would become a shitshow if they start bombing again. First off Russia can't do shit militarily for Iran even if they wanted to. Right now their big concern is more trying to prevent their strategic naval and air assets from being shoa'd every other week deep in their homeland rather than trying to figure out how to defeat the US Navy the Arabian Sea. Something even the USSR would have been hard pressed to do. Second Russia knows this, and is not going to even subtly threaten something that they and we both know that are woefully incapable of. It projects weakness.

Whoever made that tweet is either a smoothbrain trying to use words they think make them sound smart, or just another thirdworldophile brictard.
 
After having gone full TTD, Rowling has suddenly decided to go full TMD with today's knife attack, and is reposting a bunch of pro-Israel stuff.
Reminds me of when Tara Strong did something similar after October 7th, and some webtoon fired her after she helped get their series greenlit because he was a pro-Palestine dipshit.
I can only wonder how well that webtoon is doing, considering I can't even remember the name of it.
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are you regarded?
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btw we live in a interconnect world economy boss, the bunker fuel prices just went sub critical, its all about to hit us, its just a matter of weeks until they cant hold back this bullshit on an everyday price level
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It's not great but really not that bad once you factor in inflation, both for gas:
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And oil:
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Oil was more expensive for a large portion of the Obama admin than it is right now, futures are currently around $107.30 (highest they've been in a couple weeks, after a peak of about $119 in March) compared to an whole year average of $127.88 in 2013 after adjusting for inflation. 2010-2014 gas averaged $4.72 adjusted for inflation. If anything gas and oil were weirdly cheap before the war considering the inflation that has been raising the cost of just about everything else.
 
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