Identifying Indian Scum When the Indian Is Not There
For anyone following the lawsuit against
Lorna Hajdini, the white executive chick working at J.P. Morgan whom a plaintiff claims she sexually harassed and blackmailed a JPM employee, the bank has responded to the newspapers in writing and via their top corporate PR team that the claims are complete bullshit.
The NYPost by the way identified the plaintiff:
Chirayu Rana (full name often listed as Chirayu S. or Chirayu SJB Rana)
Docket - This case is filed in the New York Supreme Court, you can track it here:
https://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/nyscef/CaseDetails?docketId=zK1mcFD/pn6UCRb1Vsp2AA==
As of this post the court returned the complaint for corrections, so they have withheld assigning it a publicly visible docket number.
(this lady supposedly sexually harasses poopeople)
https://archive.is/73fPW (archive)
If this doesn't jog your memory, everyone and their brother identified the "John Doe" complainant as Indian scum because of the cited language he claims she used, which sounds like it came directly out of an Indian scam callcenter.
The Statements
From grok, here's the complete list of the statements that the "victim" claims were said or written by Hajdini. I've taken the liberty of enlarging the font on some of this text. If you deal with Indians in person and remote all the time, you'll know why already:
- “Oh, you did play basketball in college? … I love basketball players… they get me so wet.”
- “If you don’t fk me soon, I’m going to ruin you… never forget, I fking own you.”
- “Birthday BJ for the brown boy? My little brown boy.”
- “You’re gonna need to earn it, my little Arab boy toy.”
- “Do you want to get promoted at year end or not? Do you want a future at JPMorgan? It’s that simple. I don’t know why you’re fighting this.”
- “I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons.”
- “Stop fing crying. You think anyone would ever believe you? You’re a fing douche bag who thinks he’s hot st, but you can’t even get your dk hard for me? What the f*** is this?”
- (laughed and said his genitals didn’t “taste like curry.”)
- “I fing own you! I will make you pay… Do you think you’re going to be in good standing if you do not have me in your corner… You really think [management]... want some Brown boy Indian leading Originations?... If you don’t f my brains out tonight, I’m going to sabotage your promotion.”
Indian Poocell English Guide
So, we're all familiar with the comically-bad grasp of the English language in spoken form. But what if the poocell isn't in front of you, and you don't see their stinky name? What markers are there to look for when reading something and you're pretty sure that nobody who grew up their whole lives in Western civ wrote that thing?
We already know that Indians run their speech through AI to try to make it sound white. But if you're a well read individual (you're past AP English in High School), you can spot AI storytelling a mile away because it is so bad. AIs write story flow the way a 2 year old does it, chronological ordering, and even if something fancy is inserted into the piece like an allegorical pause in the story, that's where it gets really awful and the dead giveaway light comes on.
But Indians themselves have some easy tells that you should know about, and I'll go through the basics with you:
Inconsistent numerical references - India has one of the most cursed number writing formats in the entire world, because their currency is complete worthless shit.
Digit format:
| Style | Written Form | What's going on |
| Where God shows his grace | 24,375,003.9 | perfection |
| India | 2,43,75,003.9 | Indians bastardized the grouping by 1000. 1 through 999 is written with no comma and 1,000 is written normally, but 100,000 is actually written as 1,00,000. |
Indians continually mess up writing large numbers and using proper Western formats. Typically a region will change the 000's separator with the decimal separator... but this is not consistent across speakers of the same language. For instance: most of Central and South America use the European digit format: "1.234.567,89" while Mexico writes it "1,234,567.89" as in the USA.
India however has this fucked number grouping system in the Hindi language and you'll read Indians conversing to each other in English and spot it, so here it is:
| Indian Unit | Indian Fucked Writing Form | What it really is |
| 1 Lakh | 1,00,000 | 100 Thousand |
| 10 Lakh | 10,00,000 | 1 Million |
| 1 Crore | 1,00,00,000 | 10 Million |
| 10 Crore | 10,00,00,000 | 100 Million |
If you can already picture in your head how hard it is to think in this goofball grouping (which is all in Base 10), you'd know how easy it is to make writing mistakes. This is one of the strongest tools used in scambaiting to identifying Indian authors of writing, beyond spotting refrences to Lakh and Crore in pricing. Misplacing those commas when writing out numbers is a big tell.
British Styles and Comparatives But Without British Habits
"I bet your little Asian, fish head, wife doesn’t have these cannons.”
The speech habits of Indians were forged in the British Raj. But the Raj was weeks away by ship, so it was rare for any Indian to have any direct contact with everyday British subjects of the homeland. Most of their exposure to Engilsh and instructure was super-formalized to be quite basic. Indians, of course, say "bloody" a lot, so the use of British expressions and common vocabulary by writers who are supposed to not be British is a tell.
But there is one major traditional English habit rarely emulated well by British colonists (including Americans) and has overheavy use in the UK: rhetorical questions.
Specifically? Passive-aggresive rhetorical questions.
The British (particularly the English), long-ago developed a habit on their own for escaping social offense by placing a statement in the form of a question. This is so ingraned that it's part of English Common Law, and in the USA it's part of the core body of libel law. Actor James Woods was just the most recent case of having to defend himself for "simply asking a question in public is not the same as declaring a fact". (see
https://www.opn.ca6.uscourts.gov/opinions.pdf/19a0030p-06.pdf)
All languages have rhetorical questions used by speakers, but the degree to which mainland Brits execute it is by far the most deep and extensive. Most of this habit is formalized in school, and in the mind of the English: how it just that one can be punished simply for the act of seeking knowledge, even if when asked the request is facetious? This virtue then gets abused en-masse and thus you have the unmistakable language pattern in British society: a place where the most violently rude constructs and accusations are couched in the safety of rhetorical questioning. The baking of these questions could be argued to be the pièce de résistance of British wit.
And it should go without saying, but must be said... as the UK continues its plunge towards the 23rd century of the future rapey and poo-tinted 3rd world toilet it will inevitably become, rhetorical wit is too far advanced an intellectual communication element, so in-country the lack of it by a speaker or a writer is a dead giveaway the person is foreign. Or from Manchester.
Pompousness, Respect and Honor
"do you think you're going to be in good standing?"
The third-worlder, no matter how high they climb in stature, can never be ripped from his fascination with the lustre of cheap respectability. Titles and honorifics being brought into conversation when the subject matter doesn't involve credentials is very common with Indians. But not just common to Indians (Nigerian 419 emails come to mind), have you ever noticed third-world military formal dress with the tassles and the pompousness of their military parades?
Some cultures, often third-world cultures, are just completely baffled and mesmorized by the mediallions of stature.
The British were only ever successful at subduing the subcontinent in the first place by sprinkling accountrements, honor and titles from its monarchy, then quietly associating the monarchy with divinity. Numerous English monarchs themselves personally believed in their own closer association with the devine than that of the devout, but it never really caught on. Indians can create Temu gods and temples faster than opening dollar stores, so the British unleashed their German-bred monarchs on to the Indians knowing this virus would work, and it did.
These 1.4+ billion people still support a retarded caste system that has rules as if they were written by a 9-year old USA child with Downs syndrome. Their obsession with stature, no matter how demure or incremental, is unrelenting and poisons their minds. They could never understand or even model the concept of pluralism in their head even when sitting in a country where that is the norm everywhere they go.
The Rapid Descent Into the Toilet Bowl, and Rape
"but you can’t even get your dk hard for me?"
If you ever spar with the poocells directly on X, you already know this one. Indian men have a strong proclivity to talk like potential rapists, because in India they are really fucking nightmare rapists. White women with cash and purposely ignoring the danger still continue to tour in India and get raped. It's rather amazing how many unsufferable white Karens who work in HR go over there on vacation and then discover it with no protection whatsoever.
At least if HR chicks finally figure it out on their own with a poocell, when they come back home after the rape/rape-attempt they will look at other poocells in a much more circumspect light.
That said: when poocells write in English their speech resembles a 14 year old writing for a porn sex line.
Women writing direct and overt sexual commands even in a bad work relationship never happens. These chicks don't want Poojinder Feces-subramathian being in the same Uber with them. If she was into dudes like that, her hard drive would also be filled with scat porn. Which it isn't.
Sure, horrible white women exist,
and there's even ones who force the office intern to go out with her, but this is not the mechanism by which she plys that intern to do it. Certainly not one who's taken the employment no-fuckywucky CBT course HR makes you attend online twice a year because of all the retarded male Indians the company has onboarded.
I hope Jamie Dimon, now that he his found out which employee of his filed this lawsuit, takes that Indian piece of shit's fucking house, car, and bans him from the world banking network for the rest of his life. Hopefully by now Wall Street firms will finally get India fatigue after this scam.
