Are you lost needing femoid advice post here - For the poor bastard's who dare or are just curious

Harry Dresden said:
Great relationship advice, Kiwifarms. I will be sure to implement it.

"Boo hoo, I have had two girlfriends, and they broke up with me. Now I'm sad. "Feel pity for me; it's so hard being Chad. "That's what you sound like. Be grateful you get to go to college and have a girlfriend; I don't get to do that, and many other people don't have girlfriends, and you're crying because they broke up with you. Maybe just don't be a crybaby, and they won't leave you. You give off a negative aura. I bet your girlfriends wore the pants in the relationship and got sick of a beta male crying about NOT BEING ABANDONED.
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Holy shit you're obsessed
For the record, I was the one who broke up with one of them. Imagine being such a cuck you imagine other people being dumped to help yourself feel better :story:
 
Harry Dresden said:
Great relationship advice, Kiwifarms. I will be sure to implement it.

"Boo hoo, I have had two girlfriends, and they broke up with me. Now I'm sad. "Feel pity for me; it's so hard being Chad. "That's what you sound like. Be grateful you get to go to college and have a girlfriend; I don't get to do that, and many other people don't have girlfriends, and you're crying because they broke up with you. Maybe just don't be a crybaby, and they won't leave you. You give off a negative aura. I bet your girlfriends wore the pants in the relationship and got sick of a beta male crying about NOT BEING ABANDONED.
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Wow, I can’t believe neither of your two ”how do I get a girlfriend” threads have yielded any positive results.

Posting an incel rant and then continuing to spam the dudes profile out of jealousy is very sexy, absolutely no negative aura coming off of you at all :story:
 
Given the avatar and exaggerated writing style, I'm about 80% sure that this is a gimmick account. In the odd chance that it isn't, it's a drooling retard who isn't worth acknowledging.
 
Flipendo said:
Given the avatar and exaggerated writing style, I'm about 80% sure that this is a gimmick account. In the odd chance that it isn't, it's a drooling retard who isn't worth acknowledging.
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There’s a theory going around that he is @#FreeRoss escaping containment from the spergatory. It’s my favorite farms conspiracy theory, and kinda getting more and more plausible by each post.
 
Two Frogs said:
He's normal in genchat. I think that was probably a joke.
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No he’s not, and he’s obviously either ross or larping as him like that laplace guy was larping as clavicular in his thread. He talks constantly about the same shit with his mother and what a sad sack he is. I can only barely tolerate him because after you call him out on suicide baiting he has the decency to imply he was joking. @Harry Dresden is an annoying faggot and obviously a sock even if he’s not ross. Btw, if you are ross, my head canon is helvetia quit the site after she had a moment of clarity realizing how pathetic the people simping for her in chat were. “send measurements”
 
Gregis said:
No he’s not, and he’s obviously either ross or larping as him like that laplace guy was larping as clavicular in his thread.
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Am I letting the nice conversation we had about Megadeth and Led Zeppelin cloud my judgement? Could I really be so naive?
 
Stunner900 said:
How do you know if girls like you?
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Damn are lads really without even 101 Level knowledge?

Stranger Girl:

Will look at you long enough for your eyes to meet, more than once.
Will adjust her hair around you.
Will position herself closer to you, even though options to be further away are available.

Girl who knows you:

Will laugh way more at things you say, compared to others.
Will be available for whatever you offer to do, whenever.
Will hide whatever she thinks is ugly about herself in your presence.

Edit: nigguh if you rating me Optimistic you are telling the world you are a literal kissless virgin. These are globally applicable rules of basic courtship.
 
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Two Frogs said:
Am I letting the nice conversation we had about Megadeth and Led Zeppelin cloud my judgement? Could I really be so naive?
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Lol just ran into him in chat; he didn't respond here because he's banned from BP. He says hi frogs.
 
Do the wahmen of the farms have any recommendations for retinol?

Also, how many cats is too many? There's been a new one showing up in my yard, and I refuse to apologize for liking cats...
 
Two Frogs said:
Am I letting the nice conversation we had about Megadeth and Led Zeppelin cloud my judgement? Could I really be so naive?
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Yes, though one has to go a few levels down the rock/metal iceberg to see if he's real or just a filthy poser.
 
Troon Petty and the 41ers said:
Do the wahmen of the farms have any recommendations for retinol?

Also, how many cats is too many? There's been a new one showing up in my yard, and I refuse to apologize for liking cats...
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La Roche Posay retinol serum is good, but expensive.

More than 3 cats is usually too many, unless you live on a farm. Mostly for the cats' sake, since they get stressed out.
 
Legalize Asbestos said:
Damn are lads really without even 101 Level knowledge?

Stranger Girl:

Will look at you long enough for your eyes to meet, more than once.
Will adjust her hair around you.
Will position herself closer to you, even though options to be further away are available.

Girl who knows you:

Will laugh way more at things you say, compared to others.
Will be available for whatever you offer to do, whenever.
Will hide whatever she thinks is ugly about herself in your presence.

Edit: nigguh if you rating me Optimistic you are telling the world you are a literal kissless virgin. These are globally applicable rules of basic courtship.
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When does the fascinating with cheese come into the picture?
 
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