DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Just got my retardbux check for May, they'll be out tonight and Phil will surely get some of that.

The Megaman "marathons" are all duds. He sits there like a lump playing a game he pretends to like, scanning for money and waiting to get drunk.
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You gonna whale out when it starts or make the piggy sweat and save it for a last minute anon hail mary?
 
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Burn In Hell Burnell said:
It was "The King's Based Take COOKS," which is still among the caviars of cringe I have savored the most in my long years watching this tism unfold.

Tomorrow's BUSTING Marathon has some potential for cringe I feel like. He's trying to "own da meme" but as we all know, a true narcissist can never really lean into jokes at their own expense, at least not without it very clearly being forced and making them uncomfortable. We all know Phil still hates that people make fun of him for jerking off on camera. Could lead to some exquisite [screaming internally] moments.

Or it could just be an absolute miserable waste of life to sit through. Probably that.
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These snoozefest retro marathons are too boring to be truly kino, imo. The only glimmer of hope is that it ends up well under 300 dahlers and triggers a beg meltdown, but with NSRV around that's quite unlikely
 
Ralof-of-Cringewood said:
These snoozefest retro marathons are too boring to be truly kino, imo. The only glimmer of hope is that it ends up well under 300 dahlers and triggers a beg meltdown, but with NSRV around that's quite unlikely
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On the other hand, watching NSRV light hundreds of dollars on fire to try and carry a whole marathon while he goons in Phil's chat could be worth watching the marathon all by itself.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
On the other hand, watching NSRV light hundreds of dollars on fire to try and carry a whole marathon while he goons in Phil's chat could be worth watching the marathon all by itself.
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it's a pity phil was bullied by chat into clamping down on the ERP, watching NSRV type out glazing 20 dollar superchats one handed while being flirted with up by laper tranny e-girl trolls could have been some real gold dust. Fitting for the may 1st burst mega busting marathon perhaps
 
Okay yeah I'm calling it now tomorrow is going to be REALLY cringe.




Prediction, based on this: he's going to try to turn tomorrow into some kind of redemption story victory lap. He'll uncomfortably pretend to "own the meme" about May 1st 2016, while actually trying extremely hard to spin it into "look how far we've come since then! My life is SO MUCH BETTUR! I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY WIFE - "

It's going to be AIDs.

Oh my god he also just said tomorrow we're going to talk about the "context" and "implications" of the whole incident. Strap in for the sob story about how muh depression.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
Okay yeah I'm calling it now tomorrow is going to be REALLY cringe.


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Prediction, based on this: he's going to try to turn tomorrow into some kind of redemption story victory lap. He'll uncomfortably pretend to "own the meme" about May 1st 2016, while actually trying extremely hard to spin it into "look how far we've come since then! My life is SO MUCH BETTUR! I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY WIFE - "

It's going to be AIDs.

Oh my god he also just said tomorrow we're going to talk about the "context" and "implications" of the whole incident. Strap in for the sob story about how muh depression.
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Is he gonna start with "cameras been on the whole time" joke or will he do it randomly during a break or something I'm so excited to find out!
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
Okay yeah I'm calling it now tomorrow is going to be REALLY cringe.


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Prediction, based on this: he's going to try to turn tomorrow into some kind of redemption story victory lap. He'll uncomfortably pretend to "own the meme" about May 1st 2016, while actually trying extremely hard to spin it into "look how far we've come since then! My life is SO MUCH BETTUR! I LOVE MY LIFE I LOVE MY WIFE - "

It's going to be AIDs.

Oh my god he also just said tomorrow we're going to talk about the "context" and "implications" of the whole incident. Strap in for the sob story about how muh depression.
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He will talk about how that was the low point in his life, his relationship was fake publicly and horrible behind da scenez, he's so much happier now with his morbidly obese unable to hold minimum wage jobs style wife, things are going so well he doesn't have goals, he could go to the zoo if he wanted to but he simply doesn't leave the house because he is terrified of troll operated drone strikes, he now has edited style content that is going to pay dividends, he has a high end top of the line expensive brand name robust studio

Also he is based and the trolls don't effect him, you mentally ill retards
 
It may be more due to shamelessness than determination, but I suppose I can give Phil some credit that, ten years after he streamed himself masturbating, he's still standing. Not necessarily better than he ever did, not looking like a true survivor, but definitely feeling like a little kid.
 
Every single DSP "podcast" ever since mid-2025:

  • Begging for money
  • Twitching his body around
  • Bragging about how buff he is while flexing his noodle arms
  • Bragging about how he has changed into a better person
  • Tying gaming industry woes onto himself
  • Literally the exact same words repeated over and over
  • Banning people
  • Addressing "detractors" and any criticism against him
He has like hundreds of these and they are all more or less exactly the same thing like his SF6/Gaming meltdowns.
 
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