💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

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I wanna call cap on that one. This is a random seat similar to Jer's location. That's how much it would cost. He probably paid premium to be on TV

Going by Fenway and how some people with it pay for seats and companies pay for seats/boxes that are likely to be on camera, I wouldn't put it past Quarter Pounder he specifically got those seats hoping to be on TV.

Is it gonna have the address for the CBC factory?

I highly doubt it will have an address on it. If it does, it'll probably be to a store front mailbox place or something like that.

The bride looks like she swallowed a fucking child. Like that babysitter from the live action cat in the hat movie. Where is the lie?

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Is that Ian Miles Cheong in drag? Because, it sure does look like it.

Melonie, people are not snaking Jer for no reason. He falsely flagged the Kino Casino and is still continuing to do so, you’ve been on the internet long enough to know that everyone hates a flaggot, no one is buying your airheaded bimbo Christian grift

I tried listening to her bullshit, between it and her annoying voice, I couldn't manage it. I genuinely tried but all I could think of is that poor gay Filipino she married with having to listen to her day in and out.

The fact that his wife and his sister have the same first name weirds me out to this very day, like imagine all the weird roleplay shit Jeremy forced his wife to do

My aunt and uncle gave their two kids each of their first names as their middle names. Even that to me weirded me out a little as a kid. But, I come from a family where my mother's side really doesn't believe in passing names on. Which could be why my grandmother wasn't happy my cousins got the middle names they did.

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I don't think religion is the only thing that helped him get through the last two weeks.

We need to start doing to Jer what people were doing to the rage pig with shaking pill bottles. If someone let's him on their stream, before he can gay op it being taken down, they need to just start shaking a pill bottle to everything he says.

Yeah, that's a part of why there was a distinction on /tg/ (before it became gay aids) between FLGS and LGS. A lot of game stores are run by absolute shithead scammers and they intentionally sell fleeced product. They know it's bad, and they know they're mostly selling to stupid kids, the parents of stupid kids, and stupid manchildren. Jer would absolutely be a regular buyer from one of these places, but I do think he's just getting his shit from ebay.

What's funny is that had he tried to do this several years ago, he probably wouldn't be getting screwed as bad. So back in the day, there were a few ways to map booster boxes to get valuable cards. Some had very specific print-runs, such that you could know ahead of time which packs in which position in the box would have certain cards. That got done away with quickly, but then there was the issue that foil cards weighed a little differently from nonfoil. YuGiOh and Pokemon had a way worse issue with this, because they've got whole rarities that are always a certain style of foiling, so with a scale you could easily find them.

In today's magic, there's all these stupid foils and super-rare cards with specific foil styles that lead to the scale trick working again. You find packs that have very different weights and you sub them into the box for the heavier ones. In this way, there's not even evidence of tampering with the packs themselves, which are very hard to reseal. This does obviously damage the shrink-wrap around the box, which should be tight... and as detectivski's crack-honed eagle-eyes spied the other night, the boxes Jer is buying have that crinkled, ruffled texture that suggests they've all been heated so as to expand off of the box without tearing.

They're also what are called Collector Boxes, products aimed specifically at whales (and thus targeted more by scalpers). Cheapest I can find for the Secrets of Strixhaven boxes on Amazon is $480. I'm seeing a few on ebay for 470, 480, 420... these are probably the ones he's buying to save a buck.

I am glad to see that people are paying attention to the shrink wrap on the boxes. That was one of the things we used back in the day to see if the boxes had been tampered with. If the box didn't have it on it or it looked tampered with, we wouldn't buy them. Jer if he was an actual player for as long as he claims, he should know that is one of the easiest and best ways to tell if someone has been in it before you. My friends and I figured that out pretty much right off the bat going to shops without the benefit of the internet and someone telling us it which has me thinking it was longer ago than that for me. Christ, I am old. 😂

Shops back in those days, most of them around me were run by those same type of people even back then. One of them we avoided is still in business today somehow and I don't know how it is, especially where cards and comics are what it sells, and comics aren't selling these days. People have to have figured out he's being shady with the booster packs.

I first started playing with Alpha, Beta and Unlimited, got out of it for a while and picked it up during revised and it became a game my friends and I played while drinking. When they started releasing special edition cards like foils, the first time they did it, some people could feel the difference in weight just by holding a pack. With one of the first editions they did that with, one of those friends was really good at it. He had something like an 80% hit rate with ones he specifically grabbed and thought had them in the booster pack. I also remember exactly what you are talking about with the boosters being in certain points in the stacks of them in a box. If memory serves, that was one of the reasons we started only buying boxes and when we'd go in together on them would randomize the boosters before splitting them up to make sure we all had a fair chance at the good packs.

With Hasbro/WotC trying to milk Magic for every penny it can, of course in its attempt to do so ends up creating the same problem over again decades later with the foils throwing off weights enough that people can use scales to find them. That doesn't surprise me at all. But, WotC also stated it wasn't going to reprint certain cards ever again and has done that too in the quest for more cash as well. So, it shouldn't surprise me and really doesn't. From what I understand, with the reprinting of cards, they even did it with ones that were considered way too powerful for lack of a better term from Alpha, Beta and/or Unlimited.

Collector boxes at that price better have something worth it in them. Is it just the packaging is "collector"?

So let me summarise this, The Quartering was making a substantial business out of sourcing coffee from a left wing coffee roaster, adding poisonous undeclared quantities of flavorings, putting it (badly) into microchipped proprietary plastic waste causing pods for $500 machines, and selling it on Amazon for a large profit.

And people were buying this specifically to “own the libs”.

Talk about your nigger cattle.

No. Only the Keurig K Cups for their coffee makers need the RFID chips. They put them in the tops to the cups to prevent K Cups from companies not paying a royalty from working.

Long live my many year old $30-ish Farberware coffee maker and 25cent-30cent store brand k-cups.

Keurig really screwed itself when the people running things thought the RFID bullshit was going to work out for it in the end. Like you, no one I know owns one of their coffee makers. If they have a K Cup one, it is a cheap one like yours.
 
That was my point all along. It's very clear that Jer has some influence at YouTube that goes above and beyond most YouTubers. If that weren't the case, the Warski and KC Clips channels wouldn't have gone down in the highly irregular way that they did. You can call it dooming, you can call it whatever buzzword you want. But that is very obviously the case here.
I think it's very simple. Jermey is an old fag on YouTube. For better or worse. He would have made some connections just given how long he's been on the platform. He has trust built in that relatively new channels lack.
 
Ik this is kinda off topic but I was watching the KC stream from last night and the constant interruptions for donos is getting to be annoying, I wish that they just did them in segments instead of doing them as soon as they come in, I also wish that Warski wasn't on his phone or the second monitor as much though I'm assuming he does it in case any live updates come in
 
I think it's very simple. Jermey is an old fag on YouTube. For better or worse. He would have made some connections just given how long he's been on the platform. He has trust built in that relatively new channels lack.
It could be a combination of factors. He's been around forever, he's a big enough sucker to buy ads for his own videos, he's a designated "good boy" who's been corresponding with them for years to make sure he slavishly obeys TOS, he's controlled opposition, or maybe his non-jeet rep is actually a jeet who's susceptible to his transparent asskissing. Maybe it's one of these factors, maybe it's several, maybe it's something else entirely. H3H3 supposedly reached out on KC's behalf to no avail, and he's been around forever, too. So I doubt that it's just down to Jeremy being around for a long time. We'll likely never know.
But I think we're far past the point where you can pretend he has no pull on YouTube, and anyone who thinks otherwise is a craAaAaAazy conspiracy nut.
 
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Looks like Amy Schumer.

He could try living with fewer than 5 deadly sins:
Have you not heard Jeremy Hambly ever talk about Tim Pool?

For streams to get taken down the way they are it would require connections and or enough retards reporting it all at the same time
If you really believe the TOS don't matter and youtube plays by no rules, then this thread isn't gonna be one to watch because Jer will just shut all of his competitors down and reign supreme with zero consequence, and it will be a total alcoholic victory. The whole reason he's only been able to strike certain things is precisely because he has to try to squirm his fat ass within the bounds of how the company operates.
The scale of operations at YouTube guarantees that at least some incidents are going to be outside the TOS. They do likely govern a large majority of situations where YT's judgment is required for them to take action, but it's not like they're 100% enforced faithfully and honestly any more than, say, America enforces its laws.

The thing I don't understand about the flagging situation is... Although I'm neither advocating or endorsing anyone flagging/reporting Jer's videos on YT, let's be real, at least 1 person out in the world probably has at this point, recently (there probably were a bunch of leftists flagging him back in the day too, but they've probably moved on out of frustration). One of Jer's two skills, the first being maximizing upload quantity to game the suggestion algorithm, has been tiptoeing around the YT guidelines. The nigger invented the use of the newspeak terms like 'unalive' and 'corn (porn)'.

The weird part to me is, in the last ~6 months, the audacity he has on display for the blatant 'racism' of his channel, is clearly not abiding by YT's terms of service on hate speech. Regardless of how stupid that policy is, not even Jer is a good enough of a liar to pretend like he hasn't been flagrantly violating that standard lately. The dude put out a video with the phrase "Black Fatigue", ffs. You can't convince me that the phrase 'black fatigue' is not on an internal document in Google somewhere, flagged for being associated with white supremacy, any more than you can convince me that the phrase, completely by itself, violates YT's standards on hate speech. The phrase has a wikipedia page, whose introductory section attributes it to right-wing racism.

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Given how easy it theoretically should be for that video to be taken down, combined with the assumption that there is probably someone somewhere out there flagging Jer, how is this video still up? If you look for a common theme for all the videos about Jer being flagged down, it is true that some of them you can see how the depiction would meet the rule (such as the firearm - from a computer's perspective, it could easily not know the difference). But there are plenty that don't, such as the video game hand being 'nudity or sexual content'. I refuse to believe that google's programmatic detection is returning a positive result for a hand, not grasping a penis between it, but not returning a positive result for the term 'black fatigue'. That just doesn't make sense.

If even one person reported that video, and it was not automatically flagged, that implies it requires a number of reports > 1 to report a video for the programmatic content check to orchestrate, if the assumption that the check would flag 'black fatigue' is true. If that is true, then it implies coordinated, group harassment. That could be Jer in a secret discord, doing gay ops, or it could be another group taking advantage of the situation - which Jer hasn't exactly come out in defense of, despite his weasel-word attempts at appearing sympathetic.

If it only takes 1 report to trigger the automatic content detection check, and 'black fatigue' wasn't flagged for violation, then either that term is miraculously not part of their training data for their AI, or Jer has special protection.

I just can't rationally figure out a reason to not conclude that Jer isn't the biggest piece of shit in this scenario, and at this point, I'm fairly confident that's about as objective and charitable as I can be, especially compared with what I really think is happening, which is dramatically different than this section.

This double faced faggot got away easy imho considering the amount of lies he is willing to spit out into generous peoples faces.
I'll continue saying this until it's no longer the case, but people who are coming to understand Jeremy Hambly through the KC, other channels, or this website and not from having to watch his unedited, original content, are never going to truly understand just how awful he really is. It's not possible to have a complete understanding without direct exposure, but even then I have a hard time recommending doing that. It's legitimately soul-crushing to listen to the dude as he intends for his listeners to. He's exactly the kind of reason that feudal societies had such harsh punishments that most modern softies can't comprehend as being necessary.

edit - sorry for the run-on sentences, it's one of those times
 
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It could be a combination of factors. He's been around forever, he's a big enough sucker to buy ads for his own videos, he's a designated "good boy" who's been corresponding with them for years to make sure he slavishly obeys TOS, he's controlled opposition, or maybe his non-jeet rep is actually a jeet who's susceptible to his transparent asskissing. Maybe it's one of these factors, maybe it's several, maybe it's something else entirely. H3H3 supposedly reached out on KC's behalf to no avail, and he's been around forever, too. So I doubt that it's just down to Jeremy being around for a long time. We'll likely never know.
But I think we're far past the point where you can pretend he has no pull on YouTube, and anyone who thinks otherwise is a craAaAaAazy conspiracy nut.
I've mentioned a couple times that Jer has to be a glowing fed op or controlled op. The cooperation from Youtube to shut down any creator with a bit of an audience I think is proof there has to be people or group propping up this faggot. Even the deal with Rumble seems sus. Jer's analytics before signing with Rumble show he had a declining audience and shows he's botting pretty bad. Putting him on the front page for a couple hours was crazy considering the talent they had either side of his show.
 
Collector boxes at that price better have something worth it in them. Is it just the packaging is "collector"?
The packaging is as disposable as any of their other stuff, and they've several times had serious quality-control issues with the collector printruns rather than the regular ones.

So basically, here's how regular packs work these days: 14 cards, guaranteed 1 rare & 1 foil. Depending on the set, there can now be up to 4 rares in a pack. The prices on these rares are like-normal: chase cards can range from $10-30 or so. I should say, foils are now so ubiquitous that 'normal' foils generally tend to sell for less than non-foil versions, because people don't want to have to worry about curling.

In collector packs, you get 15 cards. 8-11 or so are always foil, and they are genuinely worthless: they are commons and uncommons from the set. In very rare instances, some uncommons can have their prices creep up to $2, and there are some full-art basic lands that can be worth a few bucks, so it's not literally nothing but it's never much. Then, there are the 4-7 rare-slot cards, which is why people buy them. These can be any rare from the main set, but also in special variations: alternate art, alternate foiling, borderless, etc. The value of these cards tracks with the value they have in the main. You can also get cards from supplemental products, which today are preconstructed commander decks with unique cards. Generally, these aren't worth much.

The final type you can get, which is super rare, are lottery win cards - cards that can be worth literal hundreds of dollars. Pull this Bloom Tender that looks like a shitty pokemon card? Easy $300. But of course, you'll note, even if you hit the jackpot here... that's still $150-200 short of the actual asking-price. And there's nothing stopping you from opening a pack with 4 $0.50 cards in it. Collector Booster packs... are gambling-addict bait, nothing more.

It is basically always a loss to open them, and their high price-point is driven by the fact that they're limited-run. What you're supposed to do is buy them and sit on them for several years, then flip them to whales. Whales like Jer. Jer is convinced that he's predestined for two things: incredible value from the pulls and incredible value from his catatonic pack-openings. I haven't sat through any of his content entirely, but from what I've seen these reseals are yielding him maybe $30 a box, if we're being generous. Even if he's getting them at crazy-low prices of $400, that's still enormous losses.

The cards he's hunting for in these ones are the japanese-art mystic archive cards. Some of them are worth a fuckton, but there's no guarantee at all that you get any of these cards in your collector box even if it ain't resealed. Short of these cards, the most-expensive card from the actual set itself (which will be the bulk of the rares)... is $30.


tl;dr: short of ungodly luck that is not possible with resealed packs, he is losing upwards of $350-400 a collector box.
 
why this worthless cuck faggot hates candice owens so much

Jealousy, plain and simple. Jer might be a cuck in his marriage but he cannot handle a woman doing better than him outside of it. I am also guessing for him it is making the jealousy worse that she is Black on top of being a woman. He is definitely way more racist than he lets on with his comments in videos and posts online. Jer looks at her with her success and can't stand that it isn't him with it. In his retarded, hockey helmet wearing, short bus riding little mind of his, he honestly believes that he is a way better content creator than she is. He believes it should be him pulling in the viewers she does and with that the money she is.

Keep in mind, Jer is the kind of person that no matter how successful he is, he will always be jealous of anyone who he sees as doing better than himself.

It is a bit disheartening to know that YouTube really doesn't have to give a fuck about any of this and are just completely fine with employees taking bribes to censor consumer advocates speaking out against a criminal and his cuck. You would think this level of PR embarrassment would warrant a response. But nope, just gonna keep going business as usual because they are literally too big to fail.

From a legal standpoint, YouTube avoiding the situation is the smart play for the company. The second it gets involved, it becomes a legal minefield for them, not to mention a PR one as well. If Andy and PPP were smart, they'd retain Steven Crowder's half-Asian attorney Bill Richmond to start leaning on YouTube. Not only is he one of the best in the country in regards to internet law, he also was the lawyer Quarter Pounder used when the dude in a dress beat the shit out of him face to face and claimed he was jumped from behind. If you want to see Jer cope and seethe, Andy and PPP announcing they retained Richmond to look into the YouTube situation would cause him to go full on retard.

Other alcoholic pillpopping lolcows like Rekieta, Ralph and Styx have reach varying levels of accidently almost ending themselves. Whats the chances he ends up wrapping his Cyber truck around a tractor like Rekieta did his mustang vs tree and blames the woke left? Or the great BLM conspiracy that gives him a heart attack or stroke and puts him in hospital? Thats even ignoring his morbid obesity and infections from shitting himself constantly

To be fair, I think one of the reasons beyond his trying to flex that led to Jer buying the Cybertruck was the self-driving feature with being a full on alcoholic. It makes perfect sense he'd do that. He is not so stupid that he doesn't realize his drinking will get him a DWI and self-driving means he won't with his retarded logic. Plus, it means he can get even more drunk at the bar in his mind too. So, to him, the Cybertruck was a good choice all around.

Worth keeping in mind with all this flagging shit is that Quartering is incredibly narcissistic and petty. He won't just leave this shit to other people, he would want a hand in it himself. He's trying to counter signal that people are flagging shit related to him now to catch him flak, but I don't believe it for a second, he would definitely want some personal involvement. For streams to get taken down the way they are it would require connections and or enough retards reporting it all at the same time, either of which are completely possible for Quartering to have done.

He went from chortling Sargon's, aka the Soy Father's, balls as a gay ops cappo of his to becoming a gay ops Don himself. He definitely wants to be involved but these days, like a mafia Don, the day to day isn't his concern unless he warrants it needs his own involvement. At this point, with the private Discord like back in the days of the skeptics, he is the one saying make it happen instead of Sargon.

It is the same shit, just a different day along with a far stupider Don than back then running gay ops.

I am more offended by people comparing our funny, interesting and delicious omnivore friends pigs to Ethan Ralph.

If it looks like a pig, waddles like a pig and squeals like one too. It is a pig.

You can't really put any stock in anything Jerbear says. Everything he told Jewsh was just glazing, the typical Nice Guy act where he thinks if he massages your balls a little you're now beholden to him like some sort of magic spell. It was entirely to get KF to back him and as soon as there was any light pushback from Jewsh by not immediately taking his side you could tell he'd see it as an affront to his izzat and try to collect eventually

Josh must feel offended. For Sargon, he would chortle his balls. 😂
 
tl;dr: short of ungodly luck that is not possible with resealed packs, he is losing upwards of $350-400 a collector box.
Only way it even makes sense to open collectors "for profit" is to have a very large amount of them otherwise if you aren't doing at least a few cases don't even bother because that one box may be from the end of a case some store opened and hit huge on every other box but like you said just sitting on them is easily the best way because of scarcity.
 
It could be a combination of factors. He's been around forever, he's a big enough sucker to buy ads for his own videos, he's a designated "good boy" who's been corresponding with them for years to make sure he slavishly obeys TOS, he's controlled opposition, or maybe his non-jeet rep is actually a jeet who's susceptible to his transparent asskissing. Maybe it's one of these factors, maybe it's several, maybe it's something else entirely.
The cooperation from Youtube to shut down any creator with a bit of an audience I think is proof there has to be people or group propping up this faggot. Even the deal with Rumble seems sus. Jer's analytics before signing with Rumble show he had a declining audience and shows he's botting pretty bad.

I think we can all hold hands and agree: Jeremy Hambly is a sign of the times, the man of our times, the arbiter and the harbinger of our times, the man we need at the time of need.

Sometimes to know you're good someone needs to come along and hurt you. Jeremy's our messenger. He needs a right thrashing. Likewise Youtube, and all of it.

And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves. - Matthew 21:12
 
So with MikeyNohMore getting struck by Jer, I have to wonder, what the fuck is his goal? Does he honestly think this is going to blow over and everyone will just forgive him for being a gigantic flaggot? Nobody except his clueless, boomer audience likes him anymore. Sure, his content was always dog shit, but before most people just saw him as a boring snoozefest. Now everyone fucking hates him.
 
Nobody except his clueless, boomer audience likes him anymore.
True. But thats also a problem. Some of the audience also came from some of those colleagues that he's targeting. The moment the content creator who introduced them to Jer is gone, that viewer is essentially gone from the rotation. He's slowly exterminating the rest of his audience.
 
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