🍗 Deathfat Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

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Jude is going back to the rheumatologist on Tuesday

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Back to calling her clients sluts

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And being a whimsical bitch. Apparently being masc is only fun when she wears pants and doesn’t have to unclog drains

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Other than that, trying to promote Mhic and hers gigs for the summer (including the Sapphic Sleepover)

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As Judy approaches 30, she’s sounding more and more dated and behind the times. Does anyone care about hiring a “queer nonbinary” photographer anymore, much less in NYC? This isn’t 2018.
 
OttoWest said:
Does anyone care about hiring a “queer nonbinary” photographer anymore, much less in NYC? This isn’t 2018.
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God I hope not for the sake of everyone, I'm so done with all this.

Come to think of it, when all this LGBTQPedoI+ bullshit goes away, will she ever revert to being a normal woman? If so, will she go full munchie? Will she go back to obese positivity? What will she become? 🤔
 
OttoWest said:
As Judy approaches 30, she’s sounding more and more dated and behind the times. Does anyone care about hiring a “queer nonbinary” photographer anymore, much less in NYC? This isn’t 2018.
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Narwhal said:
God I hope not for the sake of everyone, I'm so done with all this.

Come to think of it, when all this LGBTQPedoI+ bullshit goes away, will she ever revert to being a normal woman? If so, will she go full munchie? Will she go back to obese positivity? What will she become? 🤔
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Will go on a limb and say that no one actually gave a shit in 2018 unless they were somewhere like a college. Jude's trying to make everything uwu queer her niche has been passe for ages, either way. Most actual gay people past a certain age would prioritize skill over gender politics, too, because they aren't making their sexuality their whole personality like Judy.

She's been teasing becoming a full blown munchie as long as she has going full pooner. Getting the sense that she will go back to being "transmasc" for Pride Month (which is basically just trannies and genderspecials like Mhic and her nowadays, anyways), as well as double down on using that walker she just got.
 
Narwhal said:
God I hope not for the sake of everyone, I'm so done with all this.

Come to think of it, when all this LGBTQPedoI+ bullshit goes away, will she ever revert to being a normal woman? If so, will she go full munchie? Will she go back to obese positivity? What will she become? 🤔
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I can see her applying for SSDI and just rotting the rest of her life. She's in rough shape for 29-30 and with her rent controlled apt she only needs a couple grand a month to live on. She'll never work a real job, part or full time.
 
Dear God she sounds like such a fucking out of touch, cringe "how do you do, fellow kids" loser with all this "book me divas!!" and "let's get slutty!" talk it's like a deluded 50-year-old marketing executive wrote her posts. :story:

Jesus Jude, DJing = networking = being out on the scene.

But she needs a new PC! for...reasons! Her 2019 model just isn't cutting it anymore apparently, so she's raising money by begging to be booked (oof):
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PurpleEater said:
Dear God she sounds like such a fucking out of touch, cringe "how do you do, fellow kids" loser with all this "book me divas!!" and "let's get slutty!" talk it's like a deluded 50-year-old marketing executive wrote her posts. :story:

Jesus Jude, DJing = networking = being out on the scene.

But she needs a new PC! for...reasons! Her 2019 model just isn't cutting it anymore apparently, so she's raising money by begging to be booked (oof):
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Holy fuck those pictures made me laugh.

1: Shitty silhouette of... What the fuck is that, a giant sword? Dress train? Is this a clown or some shit?

2: lmao
 
"This injury process". I understand that back stuff is a bitch but girl you don't do shit anyways. Aren't there pictures of her taking pictures sitting down?
 
Oh Judy, you could be feeling SO much better if you'd only, I dunno, drop some fucking weight.

So. Degenerative disc disease from L2 through S1, every single segment fucked. Also in C4-C5. Fun times. Sciatic nerve gets pinched regularly. Other nerves have been moved because degradation of nerve channels has been eating nerve sheaths resulting in hella stupid pain. It's a fun fucking time.

Did a half-marathon Monday. Just about put me on my ass with back pain - wrong step at mile 11 sent shooting pains down the left leg, indicative of pinching a nerve. Hobbled through the rest of the half-marathon with run/walk intervals (after all, I had to get home), successfully finishing within my time goal and not dropping below my target pace. Took the rest of the day after a long soaking bath and a few minutes of dangling on my incline table to lounge with the TENS unit shocking the shit out of all my tender and sore muscles. Used Flexeril to knock my ass out because everything hurt.

Tuesday was spent doing a gentle recovery ride for 2 hours on my indoor trainer. Eased the last of the ache out of the legs, got a good stretch on the back being bent over my road bike frame. Did some pigeon poses and praying child position to further stretch out the back. Used Naproxen in the morning, followed up with Motrin in the evening. Washed drugs down with pizza bites and Diet Coke because I'm such a healthy motherfucker.

Wednesday, did side planks and front planks and bird-dog poses and dead bugs. Back pain is pretty much gone. Am ready to do a 5k run on Friday to keep the training schedule intact. Did a race on my indoor trainer and placed 6th in a field of 57. Am good to go.

So... <3 days to recover from a pinched nerve in the spine. Possible because being active and not being a complete fatass allows quicker recovery. Less pressure on the nerves. More mobility to relieve said pressure. More capable of strengthening muscles to stabilize a terribly degraded spine and minimize injury.

This is normal. Suffering for over 2 weeks is not.

Didn't bother reading dumb spoilered shit: Judy is a fucking retard causing her own pain and would be served well by dropping a solid hundred pounds.
 
CALLED IT. Jude has resorted to straight up whining/e-begging. Holy fucking shit, everything about this is next level cringe, entitled and unprofessional.
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"when it rains it pours, icons ☁️

i threw my back out and pinched a nerve almost three weeks ago now which made it virtually impossible to sit at my desk 🫠🫠🫠

i only have a desktop that is not accessible to me as a disabled artist and makes my work so much harder 📸

so i'm trying to gather funds to get a new computer that will give me the flexibility i need and allow me to take on more gigs 😇

scroll through to find out more and learn how you can help me continue doing the work i love so much 💌"

What to do NOW Jude is to apply to the Taco Bell on your block and get a part-time fucking JOB. Just imagine it: free crunch wraps!! Also, funny how she's not able to sit at a desk but she is able to sit in a car for 3+ hours to get to Cape Cod.
 
Getting one of those bed tables and a longer monitor cable to use her pc from bed? No! She obviously needs a brand new top of the line laptop!

The ergonomics of working from bed are fucked no matter what you use. I think it's 4d chess to quit photography because she's bored and it's not making her famous.
 
PurpleEater said:
CALLED IT. Jude has resorted to straight up whining/e-begging. Holy fucking shit, everything about this is next level cringe, entitled and unprofessional.
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"when it rains it pours, icons ☁️

i threw my back out and pinched a nerve almost three weeks ago now which made it virtually impossible to sit at my desk 🫠🫠🫠

i only have a desktop that is not accessible to me as a disabled artist and makes my work so much harder 📸

so i'm trying to gather funds to get a new computer that will give me the flexibility i need and allow me to take on more gigs 😇

scroll through to find out more and learn how you can help me continue doing the work i love so much 💌"

What to do NOW Jude is to apply to the Taco Bell on your block and get a part-time fucking JOB. Just imagine it: free crunch wraps!! Also, funny how she's not able to sit at a desk but she is able to sit in a car for 3+ hours to get to Cape Cod.
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CALLED IT, too! Only I was expecting her to just outright beg for that MacBook Pro she’s been teasing she wished someone bought her “just because” versus “I need a computer and hmmm, maybe tips, because back hurty?”
 
Jude set a base goal of $4000 for the computer (the cost plus wiggle room); has already gotten $20

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I think this is the MacBook Pro she’s going for. It’s pretty maxed out spec-wise (and anything else places it right under $4000+)

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She’s willing to barter services

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Is using Mhic’s computer in the meantime because sitting at a desk is still too strenuous

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Back to posting old lingerie pics

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Bonus Beltane pics, since that’s today

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toilet_rainbow said:
I think this is the MacBook Pro she’s going for. It’s pretty maxed out spec-wise (and anything else places it right under $4000+)
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Jesus Christ woman, just get a Neo. They're very reasonably priced, come in cute colors, and you don't do enough high-end editing to need anything more than an oversized iPhone.
 
Isn’t her girlfriend like rich rich or at least has that family money? How many years have they been in such authentic love and her girlfriend can’t throw her a new laptop? Birthdays, Valentine’s Day, Christmas exists, maybe a few gay ones too, I don’t know. Such entitlement of having a whole ass laptop she can use but does not want to use for reasons undisclosed.

Maybe Mhic is telling Jude to get her mooch-ass shit together, which would be great, considering who Mhic is as a person. Must be something to let a pinched nerve derail your whole life for a month and still have the means to stay that fat.
 
Am I missing something? If she's able to use Mhic's laptop in the meantime, why isn't she selling her old desktop set up?
She will not get that $4000. She doesn't have the paypigs nor the audience like when she was a streamer.

Those Beltane pics are horrid, the shadows are so unflattering on the model's face. I'm not even 100% sure if that's a woman or a man because the first image looks like they have five o'clock shadow.
 
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