🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

janeir0 said:
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She was tard-twirling a lot in the first video so it was hard to get a super clear capture
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From ~7 months ago:
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Text (typos are Anna's):
So good news and bad news. Good news: my body is recomping- im gaining muscle and losing fat. Bad news I have a lot of loose skin and my body has freaked out a bit and decided to just store some extra water in there there. I'm stepping up all my therapies to manage it. I'm the most full of water I've been since surgery and I can feel it. I'm back to wearing compression 12 hours a day, Lymphapress daily, and anything else I can do to help fluid move. My team is confident this is just my body changing quickly and my system just being a bit overwhelmed and confused.
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This was before she leveled up to focus on fat loss to get deeper in her squats. But here we are, almost halfway through the year, and Anna is still trying to convince herself that her bahdy is changing quickly, but she's still built like a cave troll. Maybe the loose skin is full of water? Didn't she give us a nutsack analogy?
 
A little early but unless Anna is cramming in all the goals in the next four hours, here’s our April recap:

Check in time for Anna’s 2026 goals!

April 2026:

1. Zero hikes featured (2026 total: 0)

2. Zero books read (2026 total: 0)

3. Zero walks with Data (2026 total: 0)

4. Zeros craft projects, finished or otherwise (2026 total: 1) Makeup looks do not count, nor do AI slop songs composed of haterade.

5. Zero travel related events (2026 total: 1) She attended Texas Strongest Man but a three hour drive to Dallas doesn’t seem like the kind of globetrotting we’re used to seeing from past Anna so no, a car ride to Big D for the afternoon doesn’t count.

We have complete a third of the year and of the five “reasonable for even a mentally retarded person to accomplish once a week” goals Anna set for herself, in four months time she’s at two. Not twice in a week, two total.

How can you not take your dog for a fucking walk?
 
MuffinSangria said:
I’m dying at the back of Anna’s suit being stretched beyond any recognition. You’d have no idea it has the lace up back based on her photo. And her back titties are fighting for their lives. What a shitastic representation of this swimsuit.
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The full brief bottoms aren’t fairing well either.

I really wish these fatfluencers would get realistic about their size and not show us “fashion” that is 2 or more sizes too small. They have to see during editing that what they are wearing looks nothing like the catalogue images they are buying from and linking.
 
OttoWest said:
How can you not take your dog for a fucking walk?
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Right? One of the benefits of having a dog is that it obligates you to get out walking by virtue of you being obligated to take your dog out walking. And if she has the money to pay people to walk her dog (even though she has all the time in the world to do it herself) then she has the money to pay people to wash her hair for her. Her priorities in life are all messed up.
 
I can't believe after all the BS she has put her body through in the last few years she isn't even a little bit smaller. If she hadn't memory holed strongman shit, she would have eventually built some muscle. A "recomp" (god she's dumb) isn't going to happen without CHANGING YOUR DIET, ANNA. The calories it must take a day to stay that size!

I'd kind of like to put her and Chantal in opposite hospital rooms, lock the doors, take their phones and see how long they can go with a regular, healthy diet without attempting real self harm. I wonder who'd crack first?
 
It's Never Leprosy said:
I can't believe after all the BS she has put her body through in the last few years she isn't even a little bit smaller. If she hadn't memory holed strongman shit, she would have eventually built some muscle. A "recomp" (god she's dumb) isn't going to happen without CHANGING YOUR DIET, ANNA. The calories it must take a day to stay that size!
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This is what really kills me about this fat dumbass…..she must be eating so much processed food to maintain her girth and she is too addicted to food to even begin to try to understand that she needs to eat less. She could eat under 4000 calories a day and the weight would start dropping off….but no she NEEDS her two family meals from Nandos.
 
OttoWest said:
Apologies for double post. New Glitter reel:
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Looks like she attempting to glue a bunch of frames together for one big piece of wall “art”.

No personal pics, just colorful travel venue shots, not even sure if they’re hers. They’re the kind of photos you see in a mid price hotel room. On the counter is a bag of HEB dog treats.
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OttoWest said:
A little early but unless Anna is cramming in all the goals in the next four hours, here’s our April recap:

Check in time for Anna’s 2026 goals!

April 2026:

1. Zero hikes featured (2026 total: 0)

2. Zero books read (2026 total: 0)

3. Zero walks with Data (2026 total: 0)

4. Zeros craft projects, finished or otherwise (2026 total: 1) Makeup looks do not count, nor do AI slop songs composed of haterade.

5. Zero travel related events (2026 total: 1) She attended Texas Strongest Man but a three hour drive to Dallas doesn’t seem like the kind of globetrotting we’re used to seeing from past Anna so no, a car ride to Big D for the afternoon doesn’t count.

We have complete a third of the year and of the five “reasonable for even a mentally retarded person to accomplish once a week” goals Anna set for herself, in four months time she’s at two. Not twice in a week, two total.

How can you not take your dog for a fucking walk?
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Why aren't you counting the picture frames being glued together as a craft completed?
 
Jackisnotaname said:
Why aren't you counting the picture frames being glued together as a craft completed?
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Fair question. Is it completed though? I have my doubts that hot glue can hold six frames (with glass) together, much less be strong enough to hold once hung on the wall which we did NOT see Anna do. Same thing for the Kate shirt.

Granted I have the craft goal listed as “finished or otherwise” so I guess we can add it to the count.
 
Poopfart said:
This is what really kills me about this fat dumbass…..she must be eating so much processed food to maintain her girth and she is too addicted to food to even begin to try to understand that she needs to eat less. She could eat under 4000 calories a day and the weight would start dropping off….but no she NEEDS her two family meals from Nandos.
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I follow another dumby influencer/podcaster type who's been on Ozempic for the last four months. This is his 2nd or 3rd time on it, previously had joked about being able to "out-eat Ozempic." He said he hasn't lost any weight, still weighs in the 270s, and is confused and frustrated about that because "he's eating less than he was before." And then later in the same conversation, he was talking about the various multiple junk foods he had eaten at an event the previous day. What seems like dieting to these people ("eating less") is still probably insane amounts of food. They think the Zemps will just magically make the pounds melt off on it's own!
 
janeir0 said:
I follow another dumby influencer/podcaster type who's been on Ozempic for the last four months. This is his 2nd or 3rd time on it, previously had joked about being able to "out-eat Ozempic." He said he hasn't lost any weight, still weighs in the 270s, and is confused and frustrated about that because "he's eating less than he was before." And then later in the same conversation, he was talking about the various multiple junk foods he had eaten at an event the previous day. What seems like dieting to these people ("eating less") is still probably insane amounts of food. They think the Zemps will just magically make the pounds melt off on its own!
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Just so no one forgets…that’s exactly what led to Anna’s liposuction arc. The Wegovy helped her lose like 60-80 lbs without diet change and after she plateaued (because she didn’t change her diet or lifestyle) she decided it was because she had some medical complications making it impossible for her to lose weight while consuming three times the amount of calories than one should in a day.
 
While shoveling manure I listened to A Sense of Understandment NOT reviewing Anna's bathing suit haul (anyone welcome to archive, ghostarchive being incredibly rude rn). ASoU is reading Anna's book "a life of glitter" or whatever the fuck it's called, and makes this reflection:


Woah Null - cool video player. Built in captions.

Basically that Anna reveals her superpower of cognitive dissonance that the more you expose yourself to the discomfort of a lie, the more you can believe the lie as true (aka an "EVOLVED SCHEMA". ASoU interprets this as Anna admitting she does this to her audience.

I think we all suspect this is true, as Anna doesn't seem malicious or evil but to truly believe the nonsense she peddles. It occurred to me that this is probably also why all of her arcs come to a sudden end. Tho some have speculated that this is typical of ADHD, I think it's because the delusion has hit a wall of truth with which it must reckon; in order to do this thing, it would be better/ safer/ possible if you weren't morbidly obese.

So Anna has a choice. Drop every delusion about the HAES mentality you've worn as a cloak of ego protection... or leave this endeavor behind and no ego death required.

It also explains why stronkman lasted so long. Fats have some wiggle room there, and she wasn't forced to confront the truth as early on. Plus she's naturally built like a brick house. I'm disappointed about this one, tbh. It was a good potential match for her. But her desire to stifle all emotional turmoil with thousands of calories won out again.
 
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