People you are surprised never got a Lolcow Thread

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There's been a lot of people out there who you'd think would have gotten a lolcow thread at some point during the peak of their relevancy, but they just never got one for whatever reason, either because they didn't think about making one or because they didn't think they deserved one. What person or people are you surprised never got a lolcow thread?

For me I'm surprised that Anita Sarkeesian never got a lolcow thread at any point outside of the Gamergate subboard, which seems like it was supposed to be a parody board, although I can't really comment as I didn't even know what this site was back then. There was a lot of drama with her, and considering that both Zoe Quinn and Brianna Wu both ended up getting threads on this site, it is interesting to see that Anita was able to escape from having a thread.
 
The Act Man - I don't know much about him but he's had multiple controversies, promoting scams and shilling mediocre games, also a massive shitlib and ragebaits on xitter constantly.

Grace Randolph - I don't know much about her either but she's been accused of being a paid shill, she's also a shitlib and recently blamed the guy with tourettes for saying the n word.

Nicholas DeOrio - Fat.

Michael Jackson (Historical) - Love or hate him, Michael Jackson is widely regarded as the most famous singer in the world and no-one can deny his talent. However modern discussion about Michael Jackson doesn't revolve around his music but persistent allegations of child sexual abuse. Was Michael framed by (((them))) or was he a child groomer? I think this would be a great thread.

Jeffrey Epstein (Historical) - Would be a funny (and disturbing) thread.

Adolf Hitler (Historical) - I predict a thread about everyone's favourite Austrian painter would be a neverending slap fight and would be fun to read. Was Hitler retarded and died like a bitch, or was he right in the end?

Lucifer (Historical) - Got felted by Archangel Michael.
 
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Jim Cornette and Tony Khan have enough lolcow moments to grant them both threads, but they are terribly specific to a pro wrestling niche and their continuous spergouts and fuckups would probably not resonate with a general audience.
 
Rudolf's Friend said:
but they just never got one for whatever reason, either because they didn't think about making one or because they didn't think they deserved one.
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I am very confused. I can think of many other reasons why people don't get threads that can be explained other than them not making the thread themselves.

It comes down to the funny. Some people have tard moments, but they need to be consistently funny, public about it and interesting. That's hard to do.
 
Riverciver - he’s a Dead By Daylight YouTuber who’s honestly more annoying than the people he makes fun of and ran constant gay ops (I would make a thread on him but I don’t really know how I would format it and don’t want to get bullied for making it hard to understand)

TheFaithfulSheriff/DrWitnesser - this faggot goes into online games and talks to literal children about the gospel all while constantly playing farting noises, is also a supporter of Dr Disrespect
 
There are a lot of people that I consider lolcows but don't talk about or make a thread for because the person doesnt have a youtube channel/public page and most of their funny dumb shit is on discord servers. Even if those are marketed as "public," that term is subjective at best since you need an account to view them. Either way it's relatively difficult to archive compared to other mediums

or the person is otherwise just so niche that making an information-dense thread would be basically impossible without powerleveling
 
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Adolf Hitler (Historical) - I predict a thread about everyone's favourite Austrian painter would be a neverending slap fight and would be fun to read.
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Mussolini was a bigger lolcow to be honest. MASSIVE coomer, possible rapist, former anarchist, named after a Mexican, allegedly made a deal with the devil, made Italy suffer massive causalities, destroyed his legacy by allying with Hitler.
 
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Jim Cornette and Tony Khan have enough lolcow moments to grant them both threads, but they are terribly specific to a pro wrestling niche and their continuous spergouts and fuckups would probably not resonate with a general audience.
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As people mentioned there's already a thread on Tony Khan, actually I tried to make a thread on Tony at first after he accused all of the people who didn't like AEW of being bots, but I didn't have much to work with.
In regards to wrestling people One person I'm surprised never got a thread is Dave Meltzer, dude has 4 and a half decades of sperging out about trivial shit, constantly gets shit wrong, yet is viewed as a god by his fanbase.
 
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Maybe a thread on him would've finally answered the question... That ever elusive question...
"WHY DID SHE POT!?"

I can't even find that clip anymore :(

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Oh it's because he's a flaggot
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzYOqIFYaOY - (Alexensual-- Level 25 Druid vs. 17 Hunter WoW)
He must've taken down all the clips people uploaded over the years.
 
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Rudolf's Friend said:
As people mentioned there's already a thread on Tony Khan, actually I tried to make a thread on Tony at first after he accused all of the people who didn't like AEW of being bots, but I didn't have much to work with.
In regards to wrestling people One person I'm surprised never got a thread is Dave Meltzer, dude has 4 and a half decades of sperging out about trivial shit, constantly gets shit wrong, yet is viewed as a god by his fanbase.
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I intend to put together a Meltzer thread, I just need to learn how to format a lolcow thread properly. I’ll cover all the big hits: his disgusting office, “mark and the n-word, both the same,” “they took his brain out and put it back in,” those old chestnuts.
 
The Carpetbagger and Yankee in the South. Both channels are travel vloggers in the Wooverse. I'd honestly would've written up a thread on them like a year ago but I'm not familiar with the lore enough and a lot of it is difficult to find.

Yankee in the South
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Will and Dawn seem like regular boomer vloggers but they have a weird dynamic. They eat really terrible food most of the time. Dawn seems to suffer from a mental disability that is never addressed. And they may or may not be swingers. I believe they found an audience by documenting a disaster that happened wherever they live.

Carpetbagger
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Jacob left his wife for another woman and actively discussed it in vlogs. He was also on a road trip when his new woman was in a car accident. He decided it was best to just finish his trip and worry about her later. He also doesn't take care of his known health issues while also eating fast food.

Both have been around awhile and have a lot more history behind them, but like I said I'm not too updated on the lore atm.
 
Not a person, but I'm surprised there isn't a thread about the cosplay community. I wanted to talk about women cosplaying as Diana (from Pragmata) and sexualizing her, but I realized there's nowhere to do it.
 
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